Number 1 in Google!

Posted on 2003/02/18 17:54:47 (February 2003) by john.

Fame of a sort...

If I haven't bored you with this fact already, then did you know, if you type John's Pictures in Google then my pictures page comes up first. See! Yes, I'm well aware it's a bit sad, but I can't help being quite pleased by this. I wonder how many people there are in the world called John? And how many of them have pictures?

Pah! That's nothing! If you type anal sex mice, my site comes in at number seven. Just think how many millions of sites there must be that are devoted to anal rodent fetishes

*ahem*

We can thank my tracker for that little beauty.

Posted by Rusty at 2003/02/18 19:25:20.

If you search for "Rowan family", I'm fourth.

Posted by rowanboy at 2003/02/18 23:10:59.

Yeah ... but if you type it in *without* the apostrophe, then you're nowhere to be seen.

Posted by Jimmy at 2003/02/19 09:00:23.

For Rob Lang, I'm first. Considering there's an NHL Pro player called Robert Lang, it's quite a shocker.

Posted by Rob Lang at 2003/02/19 10:27:21.

Rusty seems to have found the secret of getting lots of hits. Just put a load of kinky/dodgy words in your meta tags. Nice.

Posted by Graf at 2003/02/19 24:40:23.

If you type Tim-003.jpg in Google Image search, its finds pictures of me.

Posted by dsp at 2003/02/19 16:11:19.

Even better, search for: radstock road in google image search, and guess what you find.

Posted by dsp at 2003/02/19 16:12:14.

If you search for "rowan tom" you'll find a link including the immortal words: "Robert Iain
William Hamish Goatshit Lang"

Note that I currently occupy the top 7 spots (apart from number 5).

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=rowan+tom&meta=cr%3DcountryUK%7CcountryGB

Posted by tom at 2003/02/19 17:30:13.

It's even more cunning than meta tags. I type the filth behind the iframes on the page. That way Google picks it up as page content but no one can actually see it. Pure genious!

Posted by Rusty at 2003/02/20 11:41:37.

And I thought I had too much time on my hands...

Posted by John at 2003/02/20 24:43:00.

yeah..but if u type 'the seven wonders of the world' u get this site http://ce.eng.usf.edu/pharos/wonders/
no. 1 in the list...........

and i am the first person to view that page in 716 days...so i feel important

Posted by Chris at 2003/03/10 19:26:40.

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