Democratic Liberal Party of Japan

Posted on 2003/07/25 24:22:23 (July 2003) by john.

Monty Python is everywhere.

I have just read an article on the BBC News website about the main opposition party in Japan making a coalition with a smaller party in opposition (see here).

I couldn't help but smirk. The current ruling party in Japan is the Liberal Democratic Party. The main opposition is the Democratic Party of Japan, who are going to join forces with the, err, Liberal Party. So, it would seem the Japanese Liberal Democratic Party are going to be challenged at the next election by the Democratic Liberal Party of Japan.

You can just imagine the scene:

BRIAN: Are you the Japanese Liberal Democratic Party?
REG: Fuck off!
BRIAN: What?
REG: Japanese Liberal Democratic Party?! We're the Democratic Liberal Party of Japan! Japanese Liberal Democratic Party. Cawk.
FRANCIS: Wankers.
BRIAN: Can I... join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
BRIAN: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
DEMOCRATIC LIBERAL PARTY OF JAPAN: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG: Stumm.
JUDITH: Are you sure?
BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.
REG: Listen. If you really wanted to join the D.L.P.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.
BRIAN: I do!
REG: Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN: A lot!
REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Japanese Liberal Democrats.
D.L.P.J.: Yeah...
JUDITH: Splitters.
D.L.P.J.: Splitters...
FRANCIS: And the Liberal Democratic Party of Japan.
D.L.P.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
LORETTA: And the Democratic Liberal Party of Japan.
D.L.P.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
REG: What?
LORETTA: The Democratic Liberal Party of Japan. Splitters!
REG: We're the Democratic Liberal Party of Japan!
LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Japanese Democratic Liberal Party.
REG: Japanese Democratic Liberal Party! C-huh.
FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Japanese Democratic Liberal Party, Reg?
REG: He's over there.
D.L.P.J.: Splitter!

Haw haw, very good, John.

Posted by Rob Lang at 2003/07/25 16:27:48.

I could see that coming from the title...!

Posted by tom at 2003/07/28 09:44:09.

Did you ever flog a single PFJ at Softel? Is it still called a PFJ, or has somebody renamed the code?

Posted by Jimmy at 2003/07/29 11:22:00.

PFJ? Fuck off! It's called the JPF! Sorry... errr yes I think we may have sold a couple, not really sure...

Posted by John at 2003/07/29 11:24:11.

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Posted by briannna at 2004/02/23 15:42:47.

USA regime is the Japanese killer in World war 11



The USA regime and the UK regime proclaim many lies. The biggest lie is their countries are free countries. Most of us know how Hispanics, Blacks, Native Americans, Muslims and other minorities have been dominated and persecuted by these regimes for long time. In the last five years many of Hispanics, Blacks Who live in the states were killed by the USA authorities without any kind of justice. The USA Police, FBI and CIA did kill these innocents. These people did not do any thing to be killed!!? They did not fight or even fight the authorities back!! You can see how the USA regime treats Hispanics, Muslims, Native Americans, Blacks, and after that you can hear this regime talks about how to establish freedom and democracy in other states!! What kind of democracy the USA regime wants to make it exist over seas?? Because Muslims are weak. They can not protect their lands. They became The USA and UK victims. The Muslims lands are very rich of resources. And Muslims live in small states that were created by breaking the big Muslims states. Today these small Muslims states can not protect their lands their people, their resources, their religion and culture, their real freedom why because they are weak they are broken in small countries by the UK colonial and American colonial.





Hisham

In Islam we stand together

You need to clean your country from American colonial. You need to kick American ace out of Japan. Who is the American regime? American regime that killed innocent Japanese by the two atomic Pomp. The US regime killed a lot of innocent Japanese in the biggest war crimes.

Clean the shame that happened in the world war2. You need to kick American ace out of Japan. Most of Muslims like Japan. Japan is really great country and very good people and they are victims of Americans. You need to clean and remove the sham that American regime did to Japan in world war two by kicking their forces out of Japan. I feel really sorry for each Japanese family has lost one in the world war two. Japanese are good people.

The USA has a false democracy

Posted by Hisham at 2004/07/11 19:03:11.

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