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It's not my fault, honest.
Sod it, I've tried every single bloody person I know and absolutely none of them will go. I think I'm going to go on my bloody own then... I'll take my mobile with me... John - Friday, April 30, 1999 at 15:32:02 (BST)
Hmmm... Now if only our mail system wasn't crap... The first message of the day only just turned up. But anyway, I'll try to make it home from work as early as possible, tho it's unlikely to be b4 6:30 that i hit cholemley.. Should still be light tho.<
/b>
I just got 2 pints of stella down me. However, if you want to go down there early I could meet you straight from work, as it's close to the station...
Come on guys I really, really need a beer can't any of
you do anything?
Come on, lets not beat about the bush. Get the afternoon
off work, the lot of you, say you'll go in tomorrow or
something, and lets get down that bloody beer festival while
its still warm and nice to sit out on the grass...
Every day the world comes up with a new, innovative, and
perhaps most impressive of all, unexpected, way to piss
me off. Grrrrr.
Prince Philip went to the opening of a plastics factory in Middlesbrough with a dead fox curled up on his head. No one said anything throughout the whole tour,but at the end of it the manager took him to one side and asked, "why have you got that dead
fox on your head?"
"Well," said Philip, "this morning the Queen asked me, 'where are you going today, Philip?' and I said, 'I'm going to Middlesbrough to open a plastics factory,' and the Queen said, 'Middlesbrough? Wear the fox hat'"
Hmmm... I think
Rob's Page
got denied... Maybe something to do with the fascists
thing?
Oooooh, it makes me mad, the third most popular home
page at Reading has no real content at all and it got over
37000 accesses already this month, I didn't even manage
2000. What am I doing wrong? Its just about these 3 girls
and how they live in Wessex hall and they probably have
Rugby player boyfriends who wear polo shirts with upturned
collars. Wheres Simon when you need him for a bout of
ruthless misogyny??
Hey I got a new URL for the page from
rename.net:
Cheers to Nick for modifying the random conversation
generator. I've put the new version on.
When are we having a RADSTOCK REUNION then?
Nice!
Yep. I've done some more work on it.
At least I wasn't bored today then. I made a random
Cholmeley Road conversation generator. Its
here. I know its a bit crap but it
entertained me nonetheless.
Q) Why is a woman like a KFC?
Reading was fucking amazing last year and with the Chilli's playing this year looks fucking amazing too! Lets just hope they can get the Deftones again. See you in the mosh!
Q) What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
This is a, er, tommy test. By tom
Phew.. what a blag! Th customer is not always right... tee hee!
hmmmm... the mysterious cities of gold
There is no defence for my last post... Except possibly the Chewbacka defense.
10 Kids program popular in Italy (in no particular order either):
1.Wacky Races
2.Doungeons and Dragons
3.Mazinga Z
4.Daitarn III
5.Sesame Street
6.Muppet Show
7.Gino's pasta training
8.Gino's pasta souce cooking lesson
9.Not without my Anus (for gay kids) OR
9a.How to make babies (theory and practice)
10.The hot and wet depths of Mary...
Stress about my finals... NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa :( Andy's top 10 kids tv shows from when we were young (in no particular order) 1. jossies giants 2. supergran 3. Battle of the planets 4. pole position 5. mysterious cities of gold 6. dogtanian 7. pob 8. lets pretend 9. chok-a-blok 10. dungeons and dragons
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Errrrr... which one is which?
I went to watch the London Marathon go through Greenwich
yesterday and I saw that Jerome bloke off of Robson & Jerome.
So that was good.
To the tune of jingle bells:
Mmmmmm I had the same problem of dull e-mail for the past 2 days which means that either CS are stopping interesting conspiration theory-like e-mails from getting to me, OR (more possibly) that I have got no friends. YOU SEE?!?! Now I am depressed how
am I supposed to fucking revise?!?
Lore
Dull dull dull dull dull I got a bounce, very much like that one, a while ago
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Well you are all gaylords, because I am on Holiday that weekend. Poo.
P.S. I know this is nerdy but:
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Sounds like a great idea to me... And you can all pretend that you are coming down for my birthday, which is on the 28th.... Also tempting to do something cool the weekend after that, to make the most of birthdayness/bankholidayness... Haveta go to Ams
terdam for the weekend or something senseless like that.
How about a Radstock (etc) Reunion on the weekend after
next, which is like April 23rd (friday) to April 25th
(sunday)?? Beer, barbecues etc?? C'mon you know you all want
to... Its just that I'm getting married the following week
to this south American drugs baroness called Lolita and as
such I'm leaving England forever, so if you don't come along
you'll never see me again.
Sorry, It's a Tommy Test
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Nerdy:
Word uses AutoOpen.
Taxi for consistency? I think so.
Did you hear about Rod hull's funeral?
Did you hear about Rod hull's funeral?
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