NP: Angelica - Why did you let my kitten die?
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Thursday, August 31, 2000 at 13:22:30 (BST)

Profecias do tempo do fim. Leia, traduza, promova e espalhe esta menasgem. Deus e Cristo estejam convosco.
ABADON <conte@globalonline.com>
england, London - Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 17:55:00 (BST)

Profecias do tempo do fim. Leia, traduza, promova e espalhe esta mensagem. Deus e Cristo estejam convosco.
Jaragon <jaragon@globalonline.com>
England, London - Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 17:53:02 (BST)

Yeah, this message board is weird.....you're all pretty wierd
dupree <dupree@dupree.screaming.net>
Endor, - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 12:25:49 (BST)

this is well funny .... http://www.ighetto.com/flash/starwarsgangsta/
ryan
- Thursday, August 24, 2000 at 13:02:13 (BST)

hawkins
az.
- Tuesday, August 22, 2000 at 20:27:57 (BST)

How did you know I was online?
John
- Tuesday, August 22, 2000 at 19:18:02 (BST)

Mr Hawkins, Would you please like to respond to this?
JE
- Tuesday, August 22, 2000 at 19:09:32 (BST)

Get paid for spare CPU time! Company in the early stages if setting up a network of CPU nodes. Click here. to join up. Sysops go for it!
DSP
- Monday, August 21, 2000 at 15:24:33 (BST)

I'm back and entirely made out of wood.
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Reading, England - Monday, August 21, 2000 at 12:41:12 (BST)

Will the weather be better there too?
John
- Friday, August 18, 2000 at 17:41:14 (BST)

I'm going to Ramsgate this weekend.... Does that count?
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Friday, August 18, 2000 at 17:24:08 (BST)

Tenerife? Sounds nice! Ought to be a bit better weather-wise than here, no?
John
- Friday, August 18, 2000 at 17:19:54 (BST)

I'm not on holiday, but I will be from Tuesday onwards. I'm going to Tenerife for two weeks. Woo Hoo!
DSP
- Friday, August 18, 2000 at 17:18:37 (BST)

Blimey its gone very quiet round here hasn't it? Is everyone on holiday?
John
- Friday, August 18, 2000 at 14:36:51 (BST)

Dear James, Dani and Gruf (?!). I think I've taken offence! Can't really be arsed to retort. Apologies if you're disappointed or anything.
John
- Sunday, August 13, 2000 at 18:02:22 (BST)

cheese, lots of it
beefy
USA - Thursday, August 10, 2000 at 16:47:34 (BST)

The Gay Exchange?
King Kupa
- Thursday, August 10, 2000 at 14:18:37 (BST)

Question: What happens when John and Rob have some time to waste in London one afternoon?

Answer:The Exchange

Enjoy!
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Madlab, Reading Uni - Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 13:33:53 (BST)

Hey pop pickers!
If you're at a boredom moment, try this: Cow Flinging. Nice BA!
DSP
- Tuesday, August 08, 2000 at 16:12:01 (BST)

Now entering stage four of 'Missing Girlfriend Syndrome'. My hair is manky, I can not remember if I showered this morning, I have eaten badly for weeks, I have met up with my ex-girlfriend, I'm entering denial (believing the days are going quickly when really, they are not) and my ability to concentrate on anything has dropped to near zero.

oh dear.
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Madlab, Reading Uni - Monday, August 07, 2000 at 11:15:32 (BST)

'Get It Right', oh we bow to your absolute festival knowledge.
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Madlab, Reading Uni - Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 16:26:17 (BST)

if you are going to reading this year sort it out you useless bunch of nerds. How many bands were in your "fantastic" pictures from '99? Blur??? is that it??? what did you spend all of sunday doing, eating omlettes and wanking??? was a digestive involved??? Listen to me!!! The whole point of going to a festival is to eat dodgy food, not see civilization (well very little of it) for four days, you are NOT supposed to go home and get your mummies to warm, clothe, wash and feed you. This year GET IT FUCKING RIGHT YOU KNOB HEADS! p.s. I think I know one of your Dorset friends!
james, dani and gruf <jamesbatchelor@mrlunch.fsnet.com>
- Wednesday, August 02, 2000 at 14:30:41 (BST)

I'm back from Racal. The real world is not like Uni, it's full of disillusioned people who are about as spontaneous and Gash as a brick.
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Madlab, Reading Uni - Wednesday, August 02, 2000 at 12:13:48 (BST)

The Teabagging
The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase Who's Your daddy?"

The Houdini
Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.

The Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.

Dirty Sanchez
A time honoured event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

The Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.

The Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then... extinguish the flames with your jizz!

The Flying Camel
A personal favourite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.

The Screwnicorn
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Zombie Mask
While getting head from your favourite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore,tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.


DSP
- Tuesday, August 01, 2000 at 14:47:22 (BST)