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It's not my fault, honest.
Well, at least I'm having an exciting boxing day. No really. Anyway, this message was brought to you by the power of LYNX. Hope you all have a great rest of your christmas and new year and stuff... Johnny Boy <John@his.house> The Server Cupboard, Cholmeley Road - Saturday, December 26, 1998 at 14:29:28 (GMT)
Happy Easter.
So no one is writting a message heah?
Thats where you're wrong Garth (and you all thought I was dead).
It looked like no one was going to send a message today.
Nice Arse
Thanks have to go to the G-ster (Andy that is) who appears to
have saved the lost messages (Dec 1st-7th) via the medium of
local cache. Niiiiice. Its got to the point now where I've
had to add a credits page.
Obviously people will now read this and whinge at me that
they've done something else marvellous I haven't credited
them for, so please send any such moaning emails to me and I'll endeavour to
correct it shortly. Anyway, I was supposed to be working...
We have understood that you are not going to our restaurant this thursday night, but going to an inferior restaurant, and so I will commit suicide.
Remember you have a curry reservation on Thursday lunchtime Mr Hawkins!
Still Going?
John: Look it was the first bloody idea I've ever had, at least commend me on it you tool.
Members of the world rejoice.
My first message!
Bollocks. Well there goes everything before December 7th.
Words shall be had with computer services.
Hmmm.... I'm slightly suspicious that all is not well with the
message board... I keep getting told the drive my user area
is on is out of space- I just got a 0.8 meg core dump in my
root too... not very friendly...
Sorry for the spam, I just couldn't resist trying out the
mailing list one more time... woohoo!!
SOMEONE add a message.....
This is just a test to see if Mr Hastings is hooked up.
Lets hope so!!
Woohoo... the new mailing list version of the message board
is done... not entirely sure if it works though. If you
want to be included in the mailing list, try clicking
here.
How about putting messages to the messageboard if the subject
Subject- MESSAGE:
Right people are talking to me about some kind of
mailing list jobbie for those people who can't get
on the web that easily... no real problems sending
a mail to a group when a message is received, however
putting a new message on purely by email sounds like
a spiky bastard. I'm going to need a separate email
address with some sort of script access to it i.e.
crontab. Jon Ellis said he had a spare POP but I
doubt he can do anything like that with it??
Anyone got any ideas???
Last Collection in time for Christmas: Thursday 17th December
If you leave clothes for cleaning on/after 22nd they will NOT be delivered in time for Christmas or New Year.
They have arranged collection/delivery on 4th or 5th Jan, with normal service from 7th December.
Hang on - i thought you got sacked?
Nice.
Jonathan.Ellis@cendant.co.uk Is my new mail address. So please use it if you can be arsed to. A guy boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him,"Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours? " The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter. So, instead of saying I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh. She socked me one."
The other guy answers, "That's what they call a "Freudian slip." A similar thing happened to me. I was at the breakfast table, and I
wanted to say to my wife, "Please pass the Wheaties." But I
accidentally
said, "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life."
For those with nothing better to do:
Sniff... well, I'll be at Alleycat's on my own then. Sniff.
Tom are you out of your mind? Tomorrow is wednesday. To be more precise, the last wednesday of term. Therefore it is all our duties to go to the union and get hideously drunk and pretend to be students again.
Alright there. I am a tortoise and therefore imune to your puny snail attacts. Be gone you sad animals and let me live as I was intended to, as Ruler of the Galaxy.
Hey there, Hey RowanBoy. If yr in reading, d'ya fancy going to acoustic night tonight. Maybe that ought to have been an email... Oh well
Nice BA!
Graf:
Things are getting bad... I've started finishing sentences with semicolons instead of full stops... Too much coding;
Hello John and co! Hope you are all well, sorry I can't be arsed to think up anything funny, so I thought I'd leave this message instead!
"Something funny"
They seek him here,
they seek him there,
for where he is they really do care,
The want to find him alive,
before they go home at five,
ladies and gentlemen, we need to find Mr Tony Blair. Ladies and Gentlemen may I be the first person to say :
Hey lucky kids.. I'll bet none of you have to go and tell
Hello Sarah!
nice to see that you're all working hard!
Jon: GOD YEAH!
Tom:
...I wonder why?
Jon: I do have a HUGE credit card bill..
After a certain degree of nagging from several
parties I've split the message board up again,
hope this is OK... Also, Tom: how much does a stamp
cost nowadays??? hmmm... Sounds like ComTel's
billing software was someone's third year
project...
Well the question has to be Tom, why 34 pence? Anyway I think it is only fair to say that at least you haven't had a £936 credit card bill this month, with about £500 carrying over to next month because I bought the stuff just after the bill was done.
Well the question has to be Tom, why 34 pence? Anyway I think it is only fair to say that at least you haven't had a £936 credit card bill this month, with about £500 carrying over to next month because I bought the stuff just after the bill was done.
Well the question has to be Tom, why 34 pence? Anyway I think it is only fair to say that at least you haven't had a £936 credit card bill this month, with about £500 carrying over to next month because I bought the stuff just after the bill was done.
I just had to pay Comtel 0.34. They sent me a bill for Thirty Four Pence!!!! DOH!
Why do landlords always get so shitty?
This is because they are all dead.
There is a loack of movemnt on this noticeboard so bloody write something
Misson Accomplished
what's the differnce between 37 pence and princess Diana?
37 pence is a lot easier to scrape together!!!
Come on, Add a message.
Well, here it goes.......................
Shame about Ray..
I had to share the good news with everyone. I turned on the Box this morning and they were playing Love Shack '99. Obviously they're rereleasing this classic to coincide with the end of the millenium. Hopefully it'll be played at every club everywhere for the whole of next year. (I am trying really hard not to sound sarcastic but for some reason it doesn't seem possible... Am I turning into Ray?)
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