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It's not my fault, honest.
I agree with Prof. R.I.G.(Robert, Ian, Ginger) Lang, for the high philosophical concept downhere stated... Lox <leupiris@rdg.ac.uk> - Tuesday, February 23, 1999 at 14:05:55 (GMT)
The university are all Fascists.
I am in a very wierd mood. But that is okay, as I'm in a very wierd mood. I'm trying to sort out some bug in some code which for somne reason does not take in Honda Accords (Perhaps has a Honda Accord Filter in there) but there is no reasonable explana
tion, perhaps it is a fualt in the code or perhaps it is that voyager (Orgasm at a three teir system everyone) is pants or infact somone has changed everyones displays so as to confuse us. That certainly would be a good explanation to why this appears to
be going out to John's message board and not to a select few people, oh well never mind, perhaps it is worth while sending it to everyone, p.s. I would just like to Say that Jaguar 2.0 CTS is also pap, along with every bloody system with a bloody database
. Never mind.
I'm a doctor not a person trying to have a sexual relationship with such a non entity as off.
Hello Lads! Long time no see! Please e-mail me, I'm getting lonely, with only my PC and PSX dev-kit to keep me company!
Must come down and visit soon!
Keep it real (or something!)
Andy
SHITE!
I honestly believe that there is a monitor epidemic going around mine just bought the farm few days ago, and strangely enough, it all happened before I had to hand in my dissertation... DOH! I guess I'll have to use campu's computers....
Loxxxxx
OK then, other than wednesday night at the union, which was
pretty great.
P.s. ryan whats all this business about Asda??? Weirdo.
Oh John, and i thought you enjoyed Wednesday night at the union!
The pure shitness of this week has to be measured in tons.
It really has involved a quite substantial degree of crapiness.
Never mind, its nearly finished...
Cybernetic Students on a day trip...
99 Beards and none of them fake,
99 beards on the bus,
open the door and eject from the bus,
now only 98 beards on the bus.
A Cathode Ray tube should last up t0 25 years. Unless Rob owns it, then it will pack up 4 weeks before the project deadline which is all software. So FUCK DELLwith a big, red hot poker until theyBLEED LIKE PIGSand once they have started to bleed like a pigPUNISH THEMwith sharp, pointy sticks. And make them run to remove some of thatEXCESS BOLLOCKSthey have stored in theirPITIFUL MINDS.And when they stop bleeding, either due to white blood cells or lack of blood make sure youBURN THEMas their entry into hell.I feel much better now. As Byrnie says:- The monitor is the one piece of the computer you DON't want to go wrong. You can't do anything without it. You're fucked. Thanks Byrnie, I hadn't realised that. Rob <ssu95ril@rdg.ac.uk> Earth, Reading - Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 17:24:16 (GMT)
Mr Rowan, you have forsaken the All-O-Gistics!
Yumm. Decaf. YES, boys and girls, I've given up caffiene.
nice.
99 Files to download from the net, If the Pentium floating point error is still funny, substitute final line for... Then there'll be 97.999998 files remaining (in the queue)
Was it John Ogden?
Two points (A) we need someone to slag off, the message
board is getting really dull of late. (B) Now then boys
and girls, today I received by email a certain valentines
card thing (allegedly) from a certain female member of the
CS department. Any clues as to who is responsible for this
wholly unforgivable act??
That message got delayed for a bit but it wasn't my fault!
susfs1 was being denied...
Nice.. it works. Clever me!
Hey how about instigating an anti-valentines day when
you insult your loved one all day, poke them in the eye
at regular intervals, lock them out of the house late at
night and then steal all their stuff.
Sigh... We are all so damn great I almost want to be sick.
Testing a new Outlook form for adding messages to the board...
nice!
Hey that worked nicely didn't it?? The checker thingy's
been running since friday without error. Nice one. P.s.
this is not an open invitation to try and break it.
Bastards.
Somebody say something!
I'm quite happy only having one part... pffffffff...
Ohhh!!! Proper little Mitchel's pet arn't we? What wouldn't I give for a
fourth part! You lucky Bastard!
So, I'm GINGER! There is no reason to persecute me. Take me away! HELP! I never asked for this. A fourth year? What is this shit? Part four is a good idea. Advanced control? Advanced, 'bollocks'. They can fuck off to where th
ey came. And who invented Visual C++ anyway? How are dlls good?
Sorry it took so long for that message to get there Tim it
appears my email scanner system thing isn't working
too well at the moment...
It would appear that everybody is working very hard, and doesn't have much
to say. So here's a Viz Top Tip...
Take a crap at work.
Not only will you save money on toilet paper,
but you'll also be getting paid for it.
Okay, let's try this....... (hopefully this is the last line)
Thats where you're wrong Seacroft boy...
Simply put a @end at the start of a line after your message
and your sig file worries are over...
Doh, Integralis signature thingy on emails just made a horrid mess of
everything...
Whoops! Sorry, I forgot that my emails from here get that big Integralis sig on the end..... I'll have to send messages via the board from now on. Sorry.
I could put something like "does this work?", but that would be silly, so
i'll just put this: (can it take blank lines or is this the last line you
see?)
How many people are going to send/have sent an email like this to test the
system?
Integralis Network Systems Ltd
Brewery Court
The High Street
Theale, Reading
RG7 5AH
+44 (0) 118 9306060
Specialists in Network Security and Network Integration
info@Integralis.com
http://www.integralis.com
"Any opinions expressed in the email are those of the individual and not necessarily the company. This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and solely for the use of the intended
recipient. It may contain material protected by attorney-client privilege. If you are not the intended recipient or the person responsible for delivering to the intended recipient, be advised
that you have received this email in error and that any use is strictly prohibited. If you have received this email in error please notify the IT manager by telephone on 44 (0) 118 9306060."
This is my message. This is a different one to the one I tried earlier. It
didn't appear. Though I am not criticising.
Nice BA.
Greetz. The first message from me since November 30th in the year of our
Lord 1998.
Can I just say that this is the first valid use of the new email submission.
May I also be the first to congratulate John's parents of the genius of
their son, they must be very proud.
I too am very proud of John. Well done. Slappaty back slap slap.
Greetz. The first message from me since November 30th in the year of our Lord 1998. Can I just say that this is the first valid use of the new email submission. May I also be the first to congratulate John's parents of the genius of their son, they mus
t be very proud. I too am very proud of John. Well done. Slappaty back slap slap.
John, we love you. John we do.
Even though your old and grey
We all think that you are GAY.
John We love you, John we do,
through your love of uni,
You shit on the Loo.
`Like this one?
I'm going to see if I can get the addition by email thing
working- I have a cunning plan that might just work. Please
Note therefore there may be a load of crappy test messages
coming your way over the next hour or so... Apologies
Graf, I ham harresting hyou fowar bein' drunk in chahg hov hay web browzah. Yooou are a very nawrty boy.
What time is it again?
I've now had some beer, I feel enormously better.
(I mean it!)
I NEED A FUCKING BEER!
SO what happened to the mail server?
Why is my name in that address?
My other name would of course be whatthehellisjohnon@youramadman.com
Could whoever thought it was clever to try and imitate the Headmaster please report to my office, you were silly and dumb because this is a girl's school run by Women and therefore can only have a head mistress you dispicable horrid child. Would anyone who is entirely happy with their life please report to the headmasters office, and hand over their prozac Thank You
The Headmaster
So whose work was this?????
Hey everyone, I went to Edinburgh at the weekend and had a
sincerely fucking cracking time and I genuinely didn't want
to come back to Sucksville. Tim, all those years
of defending the place I now take back, you were right it
sucks (however in truth it didn't used to so maybe I was
right at the time)... errr... If anyone has a house for
free in Scotland can I have it please?
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