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| 1999 | December | November | October | September | August | July | June | May | April | March | February | January | | 1998 | December | November | October | | Add Message | Join Mailing List | Credits | Vote | Ooooh! There's some lovely filth over here! Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com> My Lab, Reading, England - Monday, February 28, 2000 at 10:37:00 (GMT)
Listen mate. Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing
swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme
executive power derives from a mandate from the masses,
not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
(sorry, the message board just became a notepad...)
It gets emailed to me right!? (And no https from here, so hotmail is out)
tcp, th_dport > 1023, th_sport = 80
Yaaay - good idea. Beer == Good
Hmm.. who wants to go out next week and get drunk?
Can I just formaly announce that I have written a complete software development kit/integrated development environment for a new internet enabled programming language. It is more versatile than Java, comes WWW enabled, so it is ready for the future. It is certified Moose 1.2 compliant, fully object oriented, functional and seasonal, plus international. With built in support for GA, RAC, Cahoonas, Jublies, Lovelies, Mama, Moreenos, and Moomin, Taco algoriths aswell as Furieh and Furby tramsforms. Cross platform capabilities comes as standard as well as land/sea/air and low-gravity enabled front-end development. KiKiD integrates seamlessly with all household appliances and animals (domesticated).
Dear John,  Quasi Modo <quasi@notredame.fr> Bell Tower, Notre Dame, Paris - Wednesday, February 23, 2000 at 14:13:25 (GMT)
Secretly, I think Java is a really, really, good language and I wish I'd thought of it first.
Hey! I've got web access! Nice! Also, I'd like to poo-pah
Java, because every time I've ever used it I've had to first
write a C++ interface to something or other, and its a bit
like, hello, point...? Ancient chinese proverb - if the world is talking Mandarin, there's no point in learning
Japanese, no matter how cool it sounds.
It would take me ages to explain to you what Kohonas were.
By the way, found this little book. I bought and read it. I found it stimulating. So did my moose. I think John should lay of the stardom, though.  Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com> My Lab, Reading, England - Wednesday, February 23, 2000 at 11:53:49 (GMT)
No, Cohones is Spanish for bollocks.:)
No Rob it doesn't.
Isn't Kohonens slang for breasts?
I program neural nets, GA, DNNs and Kohonens in Java. Do I count?
Oh Look, it's me developing in Cold Fusion, as a full time developer now, and yes I am listening to R.E.M.
Least you forget Cold Fusion as well.
It would appear that there is a lot of money to be made from "Lets make a web-page about it". Want to stay ahead of the game boys, time to learn Java. Except, of course, you Jon Ellis, who remains ahead of the game with his Java ability. Apologies to everyone else I have implied does not know Java, when of course you do.
Looks like Rob is really branching out, what an interesting
publication...
John - Tuesday, February 22, 2000 at 16:57:09 (GMT)
I went to amazon.co.uk, searched for "pointers in c" and
look what it came up with this time! I was shocked. 
John - Tuesday, February 22, 2000 at 16:14:32 (GMT)
In case anyone missed kevinwarwick.org.uk...
Looks more like I want to be a blurry nun to me. Nice!
John! WOW! You never told us about your transexual-religious-aggression. This is really news to me! What about being a nun really makes you angry, John? The fact that you are the bride of god and he flagrantly shagged Mary. I could see this would make you angry.  Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com> My Lab, Reading, England - Monday, February 21, 2000 at 14:04:56 (GMT) Blimey it looks like its not just me thats churning the books out, look what I just found! Obviously Rob got a somewhat less skilled cover artist than me though. Shame. 
John - Monday, February 21, 2000 at 11:41:43 (GMT)
Okay, so I meant: Click here
I've been up 5 hours already. Shit! Also, Tom, did you send
me something about giving some bloke 1000 dollars? Or was
that an entirely unrelated Tom?
as always.
You fool.
They are. Can't you here the voices? Screaming in the night they are.. Yes. Quiet now, but soon they will come. Yess. Soon. and then you will see who they are.
Errrr, who???
Hmm. Too quiet for my liking.... you're up to something. Theres a screenshot here:-
and some blurb about it
here.
I wish I'd taken a screen shot now :-(
Pointer In C
Dear John and John,  Arthur (1) <sooty@bullet-systems.com> Everest (1), Nepal - Wednesday, February 16, 2000 at 17:12:39 (GMT)
A man after my own heart! What a fabulous book, the motherland congratulates you John. Long live John!  Stalin <stalin@ussr.com> Kremlin, USSR - Wednesday, February 16, 2000 at 12:28:28 (GMT)
rowanboy: I prefer ignorance to arrogance.
Aren't I the one who is supposed to drive jokes into the ground until they're not funny anymore?
BTW: Check this
-----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
....ok so I should have put:
Ermmmmm I could be wrong Tom, but I kind of think you've
missed the point...
For example.
Domain Name: CURTISFONG.ORG
Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, INC.
Whois Server: whois.networksolutions.com
Referral URL: www.networksolutions.com
Name Server: NS1.MRV.COM
Name Server: CURTIS.CURTISFONG.ORG
Name Server: NS2.MRV.COM
Name Server: STUPID.CURTISFONG.ORG
Updated Date: 27-dec-1999
I found out who hates the Maison de Stuff....
plagiarism?
http://members.xoom.com/windycom/zx81app.html
Oi, the message board, Huffman wants a word.
JOHN! How dare you plage.. playge.. copy me!?
FAO: John Ogden and friends
FAO: John Ogden and friends FAO: Maison De Stuff sysop(s) You are invited to attend a plagerism enquiry tomorrow morning regarding the undeclared origins of intellectual properties from which the Maison de Stuff was derived. During saidinterview there is to be:
John Ogden and friends - Monday, February 14, 2000 at 15:52:25 (GMT) FAO: Maison De Stuff sysop(s) You are invited to attend a plagerism enquiry tomorrow morning regarding the undeclared origins of intellectual properties from which the Maison de Stuff was derived. During saidinterview there is to be:
John Ogden and friends - Monday, February 14, 2000 at 15:52:15 (GMT)
I'm wondering if there is only one Maison de Stuff. I'm mean WE know that there is only ONE, but there might be two.... ;-)
Naah - I don't own f*ckingsucks.net or anything.... I did post the link to the message board, cos i thought you would find it amusing... It was originally linked from NTK, quite possibly the finest site online (apart from maison de stuff obviously).
...so are you saying you did it?
It's quite cunning really - the guy has earned at least 100 deep hack points in my book... Sorry if it caused offence John, just thought it was quite amusing (and wondered who would spot the *.f*ckingsuck.net magic)
Imagine the effort that mister f*ckingsucks went to to sort out the DNS for that one!
WOW! John likes to keep everyone happy! Here's a lovely little book with all sorts of useful information in it. I particularly enjoyed the chapter 'Dealing With The Gas Man When He Comes To Read Your Meter' and the section on 'Cabbages: The New Deadly Weapon'. I really think this addition to my books shelf has brightened up the whole place!  Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com> My Lab, Reading, England - Monday, February 14, 2000 at 14:05:58 (GMT)
Tell you what, whoever you are, lets just go outside and
have a fight.
Someone seems to have a grudge against the Maison de stuff.
I second that sentiment.
Jon,
Yes you are simple. Simple(y) the Best.
This message addresses two separate and distinct issues currently open here on the message board. Firstly (to the Revolution Against Type Casting) does your institution consist of any C programmers, if so... ha! Secondly (to something like a Jonathan), regarding the said hunny in the blue Renault Megane, I have it on authority that she is in-fact the living incarnation of the man who invented the ampersand (&), and as such isn't worthy of any reckognition, honey or not, mmm... Honey Nut... Thanks for your time
I would like to give credit to Kellogs and to LLCoolJ for mentioning their product/song, and therefore save myself from any needless plagerism enquiries.P.S. Thanx Jon for final installment of the Z assignment kick-back! That'll pay for my next service! Cheers man! P.P.S. John Ogden... blow me!
P.P.P.S. Only Joking... or am I?
I wish to register a complaint, about the typecasting message,
as it confused the hell out of me. Am I a bit simple?
Mr Hastings, it has come to my attention that you have not been smiling pleasantly at the Lady driving the blue Renault Megane on your way to work each day. Would you like to at least give us an explanation as to why? I mean come on, she is a bit of a
hunny isn't she.
I Love you too fuckhead.
This is a communique from the Revolution Against Type Casting. All actors have been typecasted into certain roles, Sarah Greene was a Kiddie's T.V. Presenter, Philip Scholfield, was a link man in a broomcupboard, and Bobby Davro a crap comedian. Now we
have had enough. At 3'Oclock this afternoon a bomb will go off under The Chief Executive of the B.B.C.. You have been warned.
I've not been being quiet Mr. Ellis. I still love you.
P.s. Tim the only explanation I can come up with is that
the amazon search engine was someone's third year project,
written by one of the 8-o-clockers (remember them?), and
it follows a simple logical premise - pointers in c? Yes,
they're an absolute (insert profanity here).
Finally finished the bloody Product Penninsula Graphics and the split up the Salvage pages to keep John happy.
I don't know? What's so odd about that? I put in 'Fisting Vaginas' and I got a book about c++ come up. It takes what you write and then searches for what you are REALLY looking for. Your machine's psychic, you see. Psychic machines: sounds like a Warwi
ck bullshit topic. OK Sports fans, here we go...
1. Goto www.amazon.co.uk
What do you notice about hit two in the results?
Imagine my surprise whilst flicking through radio stations on the way to work this morning. I happened upon a topical phone-in show on one of the lesser known local radio stations of the area. They had an anonymous caller, who sounded oddly familiar, saying:
"Its really anoying because... I've just spent three months in a coma after being hit by a super-sonic hazelnut launched by the Afgahnistan military during secret trials of an offshore-submersible nut acceleration platform. Of course their governmen
t denies all knowledge, hence I am left uncompensated for loss of earings... er... earnings."
"Thus far, I have left the matter with Anne Robinson, and have heard nothing since; other than the obligatory threatening visits from bogus computer scientists wearing tea towels posing as ambassadors, ministers and minor deities."
"What am I to do?"
Dear All,
Strangely that picture makes me look more like Dale. Weird.
Oh contraire, THANK YOU John. No, really. I know that you would use the three million wisely. And you did! By publishing another SOFTWARE ENGINEERING book that you love so much. It's good to see that your superior intelligence is being put to good use:
making acronyms and listing things with bullet points. Here's what I like about this book:  Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com> My Lab, Reading, England - Tuesday, February 08, 2000 at 15:14:22 (GMT)
P.S. Rob, thanks for the cheque.
Yea the pictures are safe... A lot of them are a bit
arbitrary though, I'd say theres probably only 40 good ones
out of the 120... I don't think I'll get time to put
them on the web today or tomorrow though... But they are
on my PC here if anyone wants a look...
Did you delete the photos, John? Did you? You life hangs in the balance.
Did you delete the photos, John? Tell me now, your life hags in the balance.
Well, not clinical really. I just took the book from his bookshelf. It was between Richard Mitchell's Microprocessor Systems and Kevin's March of The Washing Machines.
Any clinical proof?
He's done it again! Out of the closet and onto the bookshelves! But who is this guest author! Another rivetting buy, not that I bought it. I read Gasson's copy.  Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com> My Lab, Reading, England - Monday, February 07, 2000 at 12:44:13 (GMT)
Are you going to stand around to 2012 A.D.?
Whose this geezer, Hitler?
Nice one! Software I wrote (its called Spider)
has been sold and is being used
on the net - right now! Its a very simple example, but I
still think its pretty cool. See
Channel TV.
Let me tell you a story, sit back and relax, get a cup of coffee and prepare for the happening of a lifetime!
Except for the love of a beautiful woman.
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money...
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