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It's not my fault, honest.
Hey hey hey... It's friday and I'm in a good mood cos I just won age of empires .... shame theres 4 hrs before i can go home :( .... Anyone fancy going out for beers tonight? Graffy boy <graf@anodyne.freeserve.co.uk> at work, - Friday, January 29, 1999 at 13:35:50 (GMT)
Yes That's right You are all Annoyingly Gay, I only say this because I am infact a closet Heterosexual bloke who fancies 807462 Bios Chips, I mean Women.
I would love to be able to go there, damn this pesky Job in Swindon. Damn it.
Well I just looked at the
page (admittedly though there was no point). p.s. does
anyone want to go to the Cedar Room. DOH.
If everyone gets new messages by mail, does anybody actually look at the page anymore?
I SO love flying.
Well, at least I don't have to fly to Glasgow today. DOH!
Good Morning Tommy Boy. Hope you are well.
I'll bet that they don't get their money?!
Well John, have you heard much of Radio Rentals recently, I had a phone call from them saying that you owed £300.
Let the dogs loose.
Baked Camel!
I wish everything would just
Tom: done. That red's pretty isn't it. Regarding drinking,
I think I'm going away at the weekend... doh.
DOH! John, there's and unclosed 'font' tag in the last message.
I'll turn it black again with this one. Fix 'em both please!!!
Re: drinking tonight.. can't do tonight, or
tomorrow (Glasgow) or Thursday (ditto), but perhaps FRIDAY????
..oh, and I blatently just deleted that message without dealing with it.
As you can see, I am very good at keeping up with support calls.
I'm not doing anything tonight.
Does anyone want to go for a drink this week / weekend, or is that a stupid question?
no, Actually
oh Really.
I take it all back. I found a page were you can download
motherboard manuals and it's actaully useful.
I've got a new computer (at campus) its fairly great. Woohoo.
My son spen is gay.
ooooohh the shame of it
i can't go on living like this
tell his friend gunther rammstein to stay away
ARRRRRRRGGHH. This is sooooo nerdy it hurts, but stuff it.... Check out this error message I got from msvc 5 error C2664: 'setStatControl' : cannot convert parameter 3 from 'class CComboBox' to 'class CComboBox'
sorry .... It would almost be funny if I didn't have to fix it.
Heah I'm Mr. Big, the notorious criminal from many films, write a message you fools or eat shit and die.
Hello there just to say that Raj is gay
hello there and how are you today quite well I hope look this can go onto more than one line at a time isn't that nice don't yout hink and stuff look this must be a third line oh good
Hunt the Hawkins. Find him. Speak to him. Hunt the Hawkins. Where is this Hawkins. Can't find the Hawkins. Speak to him I will. Yes. But where is he? You'll reap just what you sow.
John, talking of popular food, due to demand, the laughing halibut is now doing a special offer on cheaps and cooree sueass! 1 pound 30 penneth! Bargin!
But what of the deceptive meat and potato of pie fame??
Subtle, ambiguous and joyously vague, oh what more could you
ask for.
Woooopppeeee!!! It's got to be Beef and Tomato for me.... mmmmmm
As Tim used to say when there was a lull in the conversation,
lets name popular meat and vegetable combinations- I'm
going to start with Chicken and Sweetcorn
Well Look there is no reason for a message board if you are not going to use it. So come on eveybody I will create a utopian society yet, based on this message board for national and international communications.
I'll remember that- next time I'm amongst a group of people
where morale appears to be sinking I'll provide them all
with an equal chance of being shot. I suppose that might
not be too bad an idea, you could then tell everyone else
at least you're not dead. Hmmm....
Mr. Hawkins,
Regards,
Or maybe even some sort of decoy head on pole arrangement??
Could some form of periscope not have been employed? A makeshift
one could have been knocked up with two shaving mirrors (as
the officers would obviously have had to maintain such precise
moustaches) and, oh, say, an old boot or something.
That would be BLOODY.
A 'Tommy Test' is in fact a testing technique used by British soldiers in the First World War. (Tommies).
Bascially, lots were drawn and who ever got the shortest straw had to poke their head up to see if these Germans were still pointing
bloddy great machine guns at them.
This is a just test.
Tommy Test: A test used by Tom Rowan (Tommy) to check something works, I have now inherited that class to send the message board test messages.
Am I the only person brave enough to admit they don't know
what a tommy test is??
Sorry Ryan I was waiting to get my practical times and stuff
so I'd know when I was free. Hows about I meet you at 12 in
the colour sun room (G45 or whatever it is now)?? I have a
practical 11-12 then one at 2, so if it takes any longer
than 2 hours then, in the immortal words of Gerard Mckee,
well basically you're fucked. See you then!
Yes, I need to drink copiously. My mouth is drier than a nun's .... I think a visit both nights may be in order. I'll ring your house tonight Andy. Cheeeeeeeerrrrrrrs!!!
John is in wales, or at least he went there for the weekend and hasn't been sighted since. If he's back this evening I'll get him to give ya a ring Ryan. P.s. Fancy a trip to the yawnyn on wednesday (or even possibly tuesday)?
Ryan my brummie mate, he was in wales that at least I know cos it said it in the message board further down, but I don't know anything else, P.S. veowing the meusli is V. good where I work.
With A Sheep??!? Did he go to Wales or something??? Do you know when he will be back???
Ryan, I think he might be having a carnel experience with a sheep.
John, where are you??? U not responsing to my e-mails!! Will you be about tommorow 12pm+??? Please let me know! Ryan.
Well It's monday morning 8:36 and I feel like going back to bed, but I think I should not. Do you feel like a mushroom? well do you?
Look, kittens.
Interestingly, this message comes to you from Wales. No,
actually that isn't too interesting is it. Oh, nuts.
Just doing a tommy test.
Jon. Please do not use pound signs as these cannot be emailed to the distribution list using properly MIME compliant SMTP servers.
MORE FREE INTERNET ACCESS!
No website as of yet.
Basically, go along the Oxford road past Pizza hut.
Tom- you got a website yet???
Hmmm... Wheres Rodway Road then? Knowledge of Tilehurst
<==> Oxford Road goes through it. Any clues?
<postcard>YES</postcard>
I am moving house on Saturday.
Housewarming? Dunno - answers on a postcard.
Nice Ellis. Nice.
John, You sound fucked off, but never mind because here comes new improved flymo. Yes that's right for the price of a hooker you can get your hair set on fire, and for a limited time only you can also get debug in a can, just spray it in your work area
and it will tell you whenever you've made a typing error. For a no quibble 30 day money back trial send £1 and $49 to ADMAIL, POBOX 161, Portsmouth, or telephone (0891) 554420, and remember to have your credit card handy.
Please Lets rearrange these words for another meaning of tom:
Rearrage this anagram to describe John: EYDNR
In all fairness, probably quite a good point, however I'm
going to rely on good old-fashioned blind faith and say yes-
the only bit thats date-affected is the bit that puts the
current date/time on with the message, this uses the unix
program date, and if thats not millenium compliant, errr,
well there'll be a few more important things than the message
board to worry about.
Only for the next 12 months.
Tom, does the pope shit in the woods?
John, is the message board Y2K compliant?
Warning. Working can cause kidney failure.
Hey everyone, isn't it great to be back at work. Answers of more than 2 letters will not be accepted.
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