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| 1999 | December | November | October | September | August | July | June | May | April | March | February | January | | 1998 | December | November | October | | Add Message | Join Mailing List | Credits | Vote | Errr... that was a bit odd! Anyway, I'm going to Wales for a couple of weeks now, so I might not be doing many netty type things for a while. However, I have overhauled the site the last few days, hope you like it! John - Saturday, July 29, 2000 at 16:19:29 (BST)
I think summer time is the stinkiest & ugliest season of all. People act like they have a swarm of killer bees up their ass, do you think its because of the heat? Why use the heat as an excuse to go swimming? Crowds of screaming pissing moorons polluting the water because its to hot! Doesn't make sense to me, and these are the same people that cut you off in the parking lot, or run the red light when you're going through the intersection and flip you off at the same time because their in a hurry because it's too hot!Ah gee! And then they complain during the cool and moderate seasons that it's too cold, and can not wait until summer! I thought their attitude stunk at that time but boy watch out for these nasty bitches in heat in the summer! If their dirty looks and rude untactfullness doesn't kill you their stinking summer bite you're head off and spit it out like the ugly devil himself attitude will! And to top it all off we have the weather people acting as though the heat over most of the U.S. is something of a blessing of some sort, but sorry for those unfortunate one's who die in it! I hate summer,it really STINKS, when its over,GOOD RIDENCE!
On a totally unrelated note, it amused me to find out that the french connection have trademarked the letters F C U and K in any order :)
Well, the insurance company finally got round to seeing my car. And decided it was a write off. Went at lunchtime to remove the contents of my car, and found that I had gained a fairport convention tape. Odd... They nicked all my minidiscs tho. Cnuts.
Leon and Gav introduced me to the chicken conspiracy theory
the week before last. People eat a lot of chicken in this
country don't they? Like a breast or two (a significant
percentage of a whole chicken) makes up a meal,
and what with burgers, nuggets, drumsticks,
all sorts of miscellaneous bi-products and everything else
it's not unrealistic to suggest that the average
British meat-eater gets through a chicken a week. Some
probably much more, some evidently are vegetarians and so on.
Anyway, 60 million people in Britain, lets remove 10
million for vegetarians, young children, people who don't eat much and
so on. So every week in Britain 50 million chickens are
consumed. Fair enough? So, in the space of a year, thats
about 2.5 billion! Now, you can't eat chickens as soon as
they're born, they take a while to grow up. So to keep up
this supply, there must be about double that figure in
existence at any one time. Also allowing for the fact that
about 1 in 6 chickens are ill, sub-standard or escape, and
thus never make it to the supermarket shelves, there must
be about 6 billion chickens to feed Britain! That's as
much as the human population of the whole world! Now that's
a staggeringly large amount of chickens!
SO WHERE ARE THEY?
Don't believe it. Been away nearly a week, just come back,
and there's only one message on the board. Me and Rob avec
Japanese birds went to Orleans and La Rochelle, and
despite both places being consistently French throughout, we
actually had a really good time. Pictures coming soon...
Celery is the most vile and disgusting supposed vegetable
known to man. that's how I found this place.
The latest money giving internet blag. Why not try Banana Lotto for your daily chance to win a million pounds. P.S. Please put me as your referal, email address in now: tim.hastings@uk.anker-systems.com cheers ears!
Since at least Chaucer's time, as it happens. Take a look
at dictionary.com if you don't believe me!
Since when has "All be it" been one word? You fucker!
Still umming and arring about the festival... It's looking a bit unlikely for me at the moment... I promise it isn't just down to my loathing at the notion of giving (albeit indirectly) money to Oasis.
No photos as yet, I'll keep you posted. ;-)
Anyone going to reading festival this year? My ticket arrived this morning :) :)
Any pictures Tim? I'm going to France tomorrow, which ought to be, errrrr, French.
Camping was as good as ever. The weather was a little crappy, but thats not usually a problem. Bilbo broke his toe. 95 kids the first week, 105 the second. Its was a large camp this year. Shirts were bright green.
Hmmm... all quiet on the western front. Maybe everyone is off on holiday? Oh well.
Hey Tim, how was camp? Sorry I didn't make it, break down
in communication and so on. Hmmm... not really sure what
your email address is at the moment - what's all this
anker systems?? This is a rather unfortunate name! Do they
have a website?
P => Q
What could you possibly be implying Jill? :)
Az, when r u cominfg down? I want champagne!
John - how is life wwith two double beds and a digital camera??
If anyone is bored they might want to take a look at the
new improved StuffSearch. Well I
think its good anyway!
Mr. T's page
Russ - will try and put them on the web early next week.
Everyone else - will try and clean up my web site early
next week. Anyone got any interesting suggestions?
Hawkins! I'm still waiting for the photo.
Classic Humour
Nice! If only it said Chris Waddle instead... I think I need to get to Reading soon and clean the message board up - it's getting a bit messy!
Right. Anyway, how is everyone doing?
Azoth - are you in the caribbean yet?? I've signed up for that free text message thing!
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