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| 1999 | December | November | October | September | August | July | June | May | April | March | February | January | | 1998 | December | November | October | | Add Message | Join Mailing List | Credits | Vote | Re: doing IP adresses that we were taling about a while ago that were just numbers and no dots a la http://2262896656/~sir98jah/ - apparently squid eats them, as does having a NATted connection to the net or whatever.
PS. Ryan, if yr listening, what's the address of that alex kidd game for wap fones?
PArdon me, while I burst into flame.
The rancid, falling petals from the flower of rotten justice bury me.
Ummm... I did write a HTTP server actually. It's really basic
but actually works. You can find the source code
here,
hope this is useful... Need info! I need dialog examples of HTTP 1.0 Ideally the server's response to a root request.
Any lecture notes (URLs?) John?
Superb, just emailed Jonathan Glazier, the man who directed
such TV greats as the Krypton Factor, Gladiators, You Bet
and the Russ Abbot Show.
Plus a load more.
Java. Kill me. Identification. Java. Nonlinear. Arg. Kill. Neural Networks. Objects. Java. Die. RBF. Poo. Minimise. GA. Arg. *cough*. Sleep. Eternal. Ar. A. Time..... vary...ing... non....lin...knee... arrrr....sis....tems. Java. Kill. Knife. Cut. ahhhhhh. All dark now.
Yeah, it uses WML and WMLScript for the logic, with some simple Perl to save scores to disk etc etc ...
I must bow down to Ryan - nuff respect for getting alex kidd going on WAP. I've got a 7110. How did you do alex kidd working - did you use server side processing type stuff (CGI or whatever) or wml spooky scripting (whatever it's called)?
I've done some WAP development Andy if you need any help. Got my Alex Kidd Janken game going. What phone you using?? I think the max limit for any single deck on the 7110 is 1.4k, so Alex Kidd looks shite on that one (keep getting "connecting to service" logo popping up when trying to do large anims) ... So many sleepless nights. Was dying to make a post saying - i am writing this from my WAP fone. But i can't work out how to get to the message board. Learning perl at the moment (just for fun - how sad am I - actually deep nerdy satisfaction to be had from perl but anyways) (Oh ok, not just for fun, but so I can get slashdot on my WAP fone - is that sadder (probably)). Oh yeah, just remembered what i was really posting about - Skoda have nicked your phrase for the purpose of advertising. Theres a billboard up by the hop inn that says "Skoda - No, really".
Jaaaavaaaaaa. JaAAAAAaavAAAaaaHHHhhhhh. And it's free. Aaaahhh.
Oh, look I've now Got Peugeot 306 No.3, smarmyness increased. Oh well heah, perhaps someone will not swear on the message board to day. I know I fucking well won't.
Come on you fuckers!
Hello. I'm Greg Mitchell, the gorgeous sandy coloured
labrador. When me and Fat 'Arry did over the Woolwich
in Kingston-upon-Thames the other day, it transpires
that the green transit van we used, registration B673 KWX,
was in fact owned by the Duchess of Kent.... OH NOOOOO
I've dug me own grave... The wife's going to KILL MEEEEE!
Good morning. Its pay day today! Woo hoo!
S'all gone a bit quiet hasn't it...?
I'm going to live in London, I have a flat in Hampstead,
I'm going to be working at South Bank University until
the end of my PhD, although I'll still be getting my
degree from Reading. Probably leaving half way through
next month...
Was it love at first site? In the style of Grease
Tell me moe, tell me more...
Just wondering... does anyone not know about me leaving
Reading yet? Can't really remember who I have/haven't told...
Hey Tom! Could you set my account as a dial-back please. Thanks!
I have just seen the actual FREESERVE servers....
Aggggghhhh!! Somebody's posted a link to some web money
making scheme on my plug-your-own-website page... Look
here.
Hey! It's working now! So for anyone who is interested,
here are the pictures from...
Actually, I've found it again myself Tom, take a look
here.
(Thanks go to Andy for introducing me to this most humorous
little chap).
In fact I don't think you'd ever use an apostrophe for
pluralisation would you? If in doubt, consult Andy G, who
shall point you in the direction of Bob the Angry Flower.
He has the answers. (Seriously!)
Thanks Tom, happy birthday to you too (even later!)...
Erm, I think I'd personally go with Hawkinses, but probably
to be gramatically correct you really ought to be saying
something like members of the Hawkins family.
Perhaps.
Point 1: Happy Birthday Hawkins (late)
The gossip is flying about like a winged thing. Your party certainly raised a few eyebrows... greek eyebrows that is. Greek eyebrows attached to a girl who slept next to a certain gentleman.
Still in bed with hangover.... urrrggghhh
Happy Birthday Hawky JOhn
Make sure you get cake and make sure it's black forest gateau and don't spill it on your shirt and wipe your face after.... (I am cuting her off at this point as she might go on for another 20 lines atleast Lu)xxx
OK, I'll go and buy two lunches and eat them both. One of them will be, of course, vegetarian. The other will be shit. :-)
Um, its a wednesday - I'm not there - sorry!
I'll buy you lunch, see you at 12:30!
Thanks Rob thats really rather splendid!
 Rob Lang <sooty> My Lab, Reading, England - Wednesday, March 15, 2000 at 10:20:23 (GMT)
Doh! I wish there was bud. Sorry. What Ali doing tonite?
Awww thanks guys... Any chance of either of you making a
surprise visit to Reading this evening...???
John,
Yea technically it is tomorrow, but thanks anyway Andy!
I mean, who says my birthday has to be confined to just
one day...?
Just trying to get in early (he says trying to cover up the fact he thought it was today). Having trouble with what day of the week it is cos I had yesterday off work.
Isn't it tomorrow?
Get any cool pressies?
My computer works again. Isn't that nice? John. Having any trouble with painting programs, come and use this one! It is set up and ready to rumble.
Seti at home? I'm not but my mate Baldrick run it quite a lot...
The silence is deafening.
Did everyone have pancakes last nite?
Is anyone else running the Seti@Home project???
I have officially got Windows 2000 working on my laptop.
(and that REALLY worked on the web didn't it..)
Tim.
I have just registered www.schmoodensfelt.co.uk. Wanna make a web page about it?
Well then you're a bit slaggy then arn't you.
No.
In the canal? Do you have any intense heat?
If a speeding ticket costs about the same amount as it
does to travel down to Reading I might well drown myself.
I'd like to reuse John's picture to summarise my feelings right now. Caught speeding last night. 'nough said.
Tim,
Graf, what about:
It's interesting how stuff you do out of silliness can affect someone's life who you've never met - apologies in advance for the massiveness of this post.... But in disregard to all netiquette, I got this email earlier:-
Please do not take offence at my following request. This may be the most unusual email you will ever get. I am a web designer and I had booked a domain for a freelance graphic designer. Graf UK . The company I booked it through confimed in writing last week and by phone today. The domain I had booked or thought I booked was www.graf.co.uk Today my client and friend phoned up almost in tears as the domain is now registered to you. Good for you, bad for my client and I. I am hoping you would be willing to discuss a transfer of your domain to my client. We are both very resourceful web and graphic designers with e-commerce and Multimedia skills. If we could bribe you with an awsome web site and alterative domain in exchange for www.graf.co.uk we would be most grateful. Please call 0xxxx xxxxxx or mobile 0xxxxxxxxx and put me out of my misery. with respect Tom:border
Hmmm..... Dilemmas are such fun... As is bribery :) - Guilt kicking in that I don't really have a legitimate reason for wanting graf.co.uk.... Doh Marge! Sorry, sorry, sorry. I am a bastard. I'd love to come for your bday (and John's plus other March bdayers - not the toilet context)... however... I am broke. And its fifty dabs just to travel. Hence, no can do... (nothing to do with KatManDoo) Sorry again. Apologies for my shit(e)ness.
Shut up fool!
I'm up for it, providing I'm not allowed friday off work. Otherwise I'll be in sheffield I'm afraid. It doesn't look likely that I will be allowed friday off work tho. Tempting to propose taking the day off and coming back on overtime.
It's by birthday on SUNDAY..
OK, so I meant Microprocessor.
Has anyone got a copy of Richard Mitchell's Microporcessor
Systems book, remember - from the first year...? Apparently
it's still the course text but it's out of print! Marvellous.
Anyway, theres loads of first years trying to get their
hands on a copy, so if anyone wants to make a few quid and
free up some shelf space then get in touch...
I'm not a computer scientist. I'm a blancmange. By binary representation is 10101010101010011110111010101110 which is also the letter H and the number 4 and 9.
Apparently 9pm has an evil secret twin, it's name only ever spoken in hushed tone - 9am. This evil twin is dreaded in student circles, and many a graduate has fallen victim to it, and its friend who goes by many names; "gainful employment", "the job", or "work" just to name a few.
Now you're really confusing me.... 9...AM...???
The 9am ones... ah. point taken.
What lectures?
...and I was wondering why all those lectures were SO dull!
You lot are all computer scientists!
Maybe Netscape doesn't recognise it as an IP address, and,
ermmm, errrrr, oh, look - kittens.
Hmm. Interesting that it doesn't work...
Nope doesn't seem to work for me either...
I've seen adresses in that from before and they never work... What are they?
http://2262896656/~sir98jah/
In fact, millions and millions and millions of them.
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