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It's not my fault, honest.
For the record, I didn't fall for the scam. I was playing along for a laugh, just to see where the sting was. However prog rock bloke dragged me out, as I'm not sure he realised that i knew it was a scam. Of course it could be pure paranoia on our part, but it was all highly suspicious. Graf <andrew.grafham@accurate.co.uk> - Wednesday, May 26, 1999 at 12:45:44 (BST)
Had an interesting one last night. Some drunk woman wanted to go halves on some "charlie" and take me home with her for sex purposes.
Of course it was all an elaborate scam to part me and some of my money, but isn't that always the way. Isn't the turtle wonderful...
TheDEsktop History page is particularly interesting. No, really.
Anyway, how the hell did you discover this page??
Mmmmmmm Looks like some Mac fanatic who didn't have anything better to do than producing some badly indented pages... Welllll I shouldn't really say anything about bad pages as I am a proud owner of one... :))))
I've found this really strange website
here,
it looks perfectly normal to begin with, but the more you
read it the weirder it gets and I'm well confused!
Can anyone tell me whats going on??
Hmmm, oh well back from RockAm (www.rock-am-ring.com) an excellent laugh... although the Kebabs just weren't the same as a medina, infact they wrapped them in bread!!! Yuk!
John, surely you can do better than Excite's crappy loopy libs random date generator..... click webpage URL below for a demo (yawn!). So go on create that datel agency page!!! ;)
For crap randomness - http://www.excite.com/horoscopes/fun/
Tim I just finished looking at your page I almost wanted to cry, I didn't know that the pictures from the second year were still around.... Oh well, Good Stuff MAN!
Ciao ciao
Lox
Tim I've seen your page and its inspired! I like it more
than my own lungs (and kidneys!)!! I thought some
of those pictures were lost forever... fantastic!
Tim, were you drunk when you wrote that??
Greetings and salutations,
I was wondering if you'd like to have a look at my web-sight. (only so I can show off) I won't be offended if you don't want to read about camp, its just the same site as before, the other page is pretty cool though (bottom bits).
Though now I've mentioned it to you all, it won't work. In this case, this is a Tommy Test, ignore it.
helloooo. I like you page. got the address from the A&J forum, whih I have to say is shite now. anyway, I couldn't be arsed to read all the stuff, cos I'm a lazy grrrrrrlie, but I liked the reading fest bit. READING RAAAAAWKS and that's all there is to say on the matter! lets just hope there aint no fire this year, though jumping up and down on campervans was a lot'o'fun. oh dear, I've gone off on a babble now, havn't I. tsk
Cheers for that, then.
After showing the output of the random coversation generator to a mate, he sent me the following ICQ messages:
wtf is this... :-)
Nick must be on sth.. like a very bad trip
I thought that might make you laugh!! (well except Nick! :)
I think we should all go to
Rowanboys site
and put some messages on his mailing list thingy
because theres only one there at the moment....
Awwww...
What exactly does stubbling across something entail??
Sounds unpleasant. Is it some kind of effect you can do
in Photoshop?
Matty boy broke his tooth, but I believe he worked out
where the dentists was so everythings fine now. He's
getting a new bionic tooth put in instead. It's self
cleaning and does 4 different laser sound effects.
To explain, I was very bored at school and thought I'd check out some websites when I stubbled across this. My only comment is, have you nothing better to do with your time? Anyway I thought I'd gloat, I only have one more week left at school then I have the whole summer free (oh yeah I have these exam things that interupt the fun but I'm not worried about them!) - yippee. Hope you are all having a wonderful time at work while I laze around here pretending to do something worthwhile.
I noticed the reminising of old kids progs - did I start that? I'd forgotten about Pob - I am sitting next to his look-a-like, very scary indeed.
Anyway I'm off to get some booze for a party tonight. Have a good weekend.
Jen
Who broke their tooth? Was it you John, or was it Matt??
Hey Michelle, if you're really lucky at some point today
someone will come and completely belittle the way you feel
and tell you you've got no right to be
upset because theres people with far worse problems, and
of course that will instantly make you be in a really
good mood, obviously, no really.
Wow! I think thats actually a real person! Well I feel
slightly less shit about today now then...
I hate it all today - everything is a pig and everyone stinks. Why do we wake up like this - I was fine last week and most of this week and now I join with millions of other neurotic, moody peiople and I HATE THAT - I hate being lumped together with other people and I hate people who say "oh God - is it the time of the month?" NO - It bloody well isn't, OKAY?!
Thank you - I feel better now...
Chunky Kitkats Rule!!!!
Hahaha, I have infected John's charts with my evil ways.
Reading Uni Homepage Charts
April 99 (up to 27th)
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2: Samuel James Hill ssu97sjh 66666: 1.28%
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see above!
You shall all burn in hell! hahahahahaahahahahha!!!!
Signed
Mr D.evil
Yes
Hello-o... anyone there at all?
As in the actual vegetable, like you would roast. It hadn't
been peeled though, it was a bit earthy. Mmmmmmm.... roast
dinners.
Saturday night I had a mouthful of a lesbian's parsnip.
No, thats not a metaphor or anything its simply a factual
statement. Nice.
Another pointless fact of the day, probably gleened from the
same place Nick got his:
Pointless fact of the day:
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
Fantastic, searching for Wokingham +fuck in Altavista
gets you a Maison de Stuff page.
Fantastic, if you search for +Medina +kebab in infoseek,
one of my pages is in the top 10. My work on this earth
is done.
Larrrrrge Donhaaa, oPeeen wraaaappp'd pleaszzze. [HIC!]
Wheres my photo then Simon???
I'd just like to say that I am going to Reading for the weekend on 28th May - so if anyone can make that weekend then lets do it.....it'll be cool to get together again
Hope to see ya all then
Simon
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