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Fantastic, it's JT's leaving do today. Him and Gerard have been knocking back the old van rooj with force. Lots of people were offering me biscuits. Marvellous.
John
- Tuesday, November 30, 1999 at 16:15:03 (BST)

In the middle of a practical... dull dull dull dull dull.
John
- Monday, November 29, 1999 at 10:23:21 (BST)

...'And one for the colon.'
'Called Eric, Eric the colon.'
'No Eric the SemiColon, he 'ad an accident.'
'You're off your chump.'

Rob <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Reading, MArs - Monday, November 29, 1999 at 08:54:23 (BST)

Or even semicolons. Cyril Connoly? <whistling>
John
- Friday, November 26, 1999 at 15:58:46 (BST)

Hmmmm, maybe you want some semilcolons there.
John
- Friday, November 26, 1999 at 15:57:32 (BST)

Che-ching!!!! Pay Day ya <SWEAR>fuckers</SWEAR>!!!
DSP
- Friday, November 26, 1999 at 15:48:18 (BST)

I had 6 hard-nut-London-children bundle me last night. I liked it.
Rob that is ginger <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Reading, England - Thursday, November 25, 1999 at 11:57:01 (BST)

Can I just say that the lighting on this message board is terrible, and there's just no atmosphere.
DSP
- Thursday, November 25, 1999 at 09:04:15 (BST)

Important notice for Millenium Bug intrigue.

Out of interest, I decided to put my system clock forward to the eve of the millenium so I could frig around with date/time arithmetic. Imagine my surprise when upon doing so, my screen is a flood with reminders for future appointments, holidays, anniversaries, bank holidays, pay-days, etc.

What else could I have expected? I now have the task of trying to convinve Outlook of the date. Sorry Outlook. I love you.
DSP
- Wednesday, November 24, 1999 at 11:13:10 (BST)

Good morning world! Isn't it a lovely day. Is everyone feeling as happy and full-filled with their work as I am?
DSP
- Tuesday, November 23, 1999 at 09:05:47 (BST)

Yeah, I'm going to do a major revamp soon, and the voting thing along with a lot of other old stuff is going to get axed. Cache while you still can!
John
- Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:52:32 (BST)

I just noticed the stuffvote is still on - and the real culprit has still only got 4 votes. Hmmmm.... Interesting...
Graf <graf@graf.org>
- Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:49:52 (BST)

I wonder if this has fixed it...
John
- Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:49:10 (BST)

Noooo Michelle as in my housemate, who coincidentally also lived in Mr Ellis's hall in the first year. Weird huh? As for the server messages I'm as confused as you, but I wonder if it has something to do with Kelly...
John
- Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:46:05 (BST)

Oh crap.

Ooops, sorry for the flood. Misleading errors misunder stood.
DSP <dsp@twotech.freeserve.co.uk>
Westhoughton, RSI - Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:07:01 (BST)

Michelle as in Paranoid?
DSP <dsp@twotech.freeserve.co.uk>
Westhoughton, RSI - Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:04:39 (BST)

Michelle as in Paranoid?
DSP <dsp@twotech.freeserve.co.uk>
Westhoughton, RSI - Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:04:29 (BST)

Michelle as in Paranoid?
DSP <dsp@twotech.freeserve.co.uk>
- Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:04:10 (BST)

Michelle as in Paranoid?
DSP
- Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:03:40 (BST)

Who is Kelly then? Aaanyway, me and Michelle went to the Granby on Saturday, it was great, although I did feel a bit guilty for not being gay... Even got chatted up! Marvellous. Some bloke tried the old "Anyone ever told you you look like Chandler out of friends?" line... How many times have I heard that one? Errrr, none.
John
- Monday, November 22, 1999 at 09:02:26 (BST)

its all getting a little strange around here!
kelly <kelly2gbr>
- Saturday, November 20, 1999 at 15:12:32 (BST)

Received two more last night. I'm not bothered, its like I've got mates...

Yes I ment that kind of mates!!!

Ciril Connoley? No... Semi-carnely!
DSP
- Thursday, November 18, 1999 at 11:23:23 (BST)

Doh! Still getting them? I checked my balance and I don't think I'm getting charged for them... Must be a dodgy service centre - can't you phone up your service provider and tell them to sort it out??
John
- Thursday, November 18, 1999 at 10:33:36 (BST)

Cheers for the "Bored..." message.
Hmmm, message bored?

DSP
- Wednesday, November 17, 1999 at 14:20:23 (BST)

Cheers for the "Bored..." message.
DSP
- Wednesday, November 17, 1999 at 11:49:47 (BST)

John, you bastard. To think I was saving myself for you.
Rob <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Reading, England - Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 17:16:16 (BST)

This girl from Cuba, she's called Shyearina... You know, its one of those visa things.
John
- Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 15:54:00 (BST)

Erm... Really? Who to? Or is this a blag - I'm slightly confused here... But if it isn't a blag, congratulations. Hmm...
graf <graf@graf.org>
- Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 15:50:50 (BST)

Well I'm getting married on tuesday, as it happens.
John
- Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 15:46:04 (BST)

Cool site of the week:- Angry Flower. He's a flower. And he's angry. Or something. How is everybody anyway?
graf <graf@graf.org>
- Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 15:39:11 (BST)

Shit! Errr, sorry... No idea what is causing that though, and I'm not really sure what to do about it either... Is it still happening? My phone is turned off and has been all day... It must have stopped now surely?
John
- Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 14:22:22 (BST)

FAO Snitch-Boy
It would appear your phone is stuck in some kind of loop. I receive the same "Bored..." SMS message several times daily. I hope you are not getting charged 12p a time, because I've counted at least ten now. If this is some kind of cron-tab scam, then you know I knew that.

Mnphhhh.
DSP
Westhoughton, RSI - Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 14:11:37 (BST)

I know where you live.
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Reading, England - Monday, November 15, 1999 at 10:46:18 (BST)

I think there would be not so many criminals if there were fewer of them, numerically speaking.
Man O.T. Street <man@street.co.uk>
Reading, England - Friday, November 12, 1999 at 14:02:18 (BST)

According to the latest research, one seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.
DSP <tim.hastings@riva-group.com>
RSI, Westhoughton - Thursday, November 11, 1999 at 16:14:12 (BST)

It would appear as though I can add to the message board. I guess that new proxy server isn't a useless piece of shite afterall. Oh how we laughed, all the way to the industrial tribunal.
DSP <tim.hastings@riva-group.com>
- Thursday, November 11, 1999 at 13:40:23 (BST)

Can I just say that I consider the practice of posting pictures onto the message board as a 'Good thing', and that it should be activly encouraged. I just wish I had a none Freeserve place to put mine. Hang on, I've got them on my hard disk.

Let me just try that.

Yep, that seems to work nicely. Perhaps if I circulate floppy disks to guestbook subscribers in advance, I could reference them as file:///A:/image.jpg

DSP <tim.hastings@riva-group.com>
RSI, Westhoughton - Thursday, November 11, 1999 at 13:37:05 (BST)

I'd like to say that Jon Ellis (in the photo below) is taking on a pose which is copyrighted by me. If anyone wishes to take on such a pose, then they must pay the royalties which are due. Cough up, Ellis-Boy.
Admiral Horatio Nelson <horatio@navy.gov.uk>
On a boat, The Channel - Thursday, November 11, 1999 at 13:14:35 (BST)

The picture below is really cool. Tom looks like Pob and John looks as though the rest of you won't let him in the picture and he is risking life and limb to get in it. Fab
Rob <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
England, Earth - Thursday, November 11, 1999 at 13:11:07 (BST)

I would just like to say We are all fucking great.
Jon E <Jonathan.Ellis@cendant.co.uk>
Work, Swindon - Thursday, November 11, 1999 at 13:08:49 (BST)

But the scissors... Can't anyone see the scissors?? By the way Rob, you missed a </center> there.
John
- Wednesday, November 10, 1999 at 14:22:39 (BST)

Where there is a will, there is a way.
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
- Wednesday, November 10, 1999 at 13:52:55 (BST)


I have recently encountered the picture above that everyone is now calling 22:48:48 picture and, frankly, I am quite disappointed that one of our number did not have the respect to give head to the terrorist first.
I would like to apologise jealously for my brother is this manner.

The Vicar <vicar@coe.org>
Church, England - Wednesday, November 10, 1999 at 13:52:09 (BST)

Graf's cool site of the week - MonkeyBagel.com. Better than the little chef site, anyway.
graf <graf@graf.org>
- Wednesday, November 10, 1999 at 10:02:23 (BST)

Binary files stored on FreeServers must be accessed by a local link on a FreeServers user web page. Ha, ha.
John
- Wednesday, November 10, 1999 at 09:57:35 (BST)


So John, Where exactly did you learn to insert both hands into your anus?

John <sir98jah@rdg.ac.uk>
Reading, England - Wednesday, November 10, 1999 at 09:46:06 (BST)

Today I am going to be Rob Lang, tomorrow, I'm not sure. I think I have been having a bit of brain trouble.
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
In Front of a Computer, Indoors - Wednesday, November 10, 1999 at 09:36:43 (BST)

Good god, even Little Chef have a website now. What a marvellous opportunity to tell them how shit they are.
John
- Monday, November 08, 1999 at 17:29:49 (BST)

After that practical this morning, I smell of chinese food. Strange.
John
- Monday, November 08, 1999 at 12:07:51 (BST)

I'm a tart, you know
Dale <dale@tart.com>
- Thursday, November 04, 1999 at 16:14:19 (BST)

Ok so at least no-one has turned up to this practical. Bloody sod you then.
John
- Tuesday, November 02, 1999 at 15:14:47 (BST)

As an aside, how does one know when one is losing one's marbles, so to speak...?
John
- Tuesday, November 02, 1999 at 12:23:43 (BST)

I have been working for PHH now for a year now. (Well 2 days time to be bloody pedantic, you little shit).
Jon
51 - Tuesday, November 02, 1999 at 12:03:47 (BST)

May I be the first to congratulate you with these bottles of champagne


Graf <graf@graf.org>
- Tuesday, November 02, 1999 at 12:00:06 (BST)

Woohoo! Look, the message board is over a year old!!
John
- Tuesday, November 02, 1999 at 11:53:07 (BST)

Great party yes? In my defense, I think Mark may have got that black and white smudge on his face from someone else. What? No one else was wearing white make-up? Oh dear. Smoking gun.
Anyway, great stuff. I like the 'Dale contemplates giving Rob another head wound!' Tee hee hee.

Dale 'Let me entertain you' Thomas <shu97djt@reading.ac.uk>
Reading, - Monday, November 01, 1999 at 19:12:10 (BST)

Photos are FANTASTIC, I especially like the one with 'This one is not badly composed: Byrnie took his shirt off!'
Marvellous. Is there any possiblity of a CD being burnt with them all on. Surely we can do it through the Uni server?

Top Hole, John. Top Hole.

Rob 'Ginger Headwound' Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Home, Reading - Monday, November 01, 1999 at 19:07:59 (BST)

Slight feeling of deja vu here, but anyway, for anyone interested, heres the pictures from the Stanhope Road Halloween Party I went to on Saturday.
John
- Monday, November 01, 1999 at 18:18:18 (BST)

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