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| December | November | October | | Add Message | Join Mailing List | Credits | Vote | Well well well. John - Saturday, October 30, 1999 at 15:52:46 (BST)
One of my true favourites...
http://members.xoom.com/cattoys/SheepDance.html
Rob where are you like right now?? I'm in the pedal lab.... want to do lunch??
You may have seen it but have you found it?
Have you seen it?
Have you seen it?
I'd just like to say that I am interesting in that I am entirely made of wood.
I'd just like to say that ole' Tom's webpage is really good. Exciting, in fact. Riviting. I had to have a good sit down after looking at it. It was a good job I was already sitting down or I might have fallen over.
Rubber gloves, pumpkin abuse and humous... interesting
notion of erotic you have there! But I kind of thought
everyone passed out more or less the same time... Ah well.
Kinky John - Leon's party was indeed "erotic night"... it's a pity you fell asleep so early on in the proceedings since you could have taken photos of Leon and myself being bored to tears by Martin's builder-talk!
For anyone that's interested... theres a load of
top pictures from Leon's party
here.
Hmmmm... I wish!
Still drunk from last night and everything. Niiiiiiiiice.
Can I just say that you should visit my
website.
The other one broke due to crap typing.
Can I just say that you should visit my
website.
Good. so no-one thinks its me then. Cos it's not.
I see. So none of you lot are working at 9:22 pm then. Slackers.
Why has no-one voted for me?
Just testing
Willy.
Don't let me stop you...
The temptation to post a stream of slang words for genitalia was almost overwhelming.... The only thing that stopped me was knowing that mimesweeper would give it a million points and poor Nick's inbox would be full.
I don't want any more genital references on my website -
I have standards to maintain here! Tsk, tsk.
I dunno who you were in bed with, cos it certainly wasn't me! Unless of course your pet goat is also called Andy.
So Mr / Ms Masked thing.
You've seen Andy's penis? Well in that case you must be .... Horace The Sheep.
Sorry Andy. It's a cheap shot. But at least I put my name against it, instead of this sad.. sad.. person who can't even have enough balls to do that... No balls, Can't be Laura then. I've heard that she's definately got / had some.
"They seek him here, they seek him there...." (rather like it was trying to find Andy's cock in bed come to think of it, although he's more the Scarlet Pimple than the Scarlet Pimpernel I think...)
I am the welsh poo.
Whoever's been voting for gary meakin is sadly misguided - It's more likely to be ghandi really.
You know, he's the nasty guy on Eastenders that got let off
and Matthew the good guy is in prison -
Free the Walford One!!!. Erm.
Who's steve owen then?
P.S For your chance to nail the bastard click
here.
Yea, yea, but still.... Rajif Ghandi died 27 years ago
but he's still a suspect!
Just to cut down the number of suspects, I know for a fact that Prog rock matt and Karo De-Nil don't have web access at work. Also Moviemakers james doesn't go anywhere near the internet these days.
She's an, errrrr, acquaintance (can someone help me
out with the spelling there) of mine. Is she the cuplrit
of these heinous crimes though? You
decide for yourself.
Who is Pauline Rutherford?
Right you lot. In a bid to work out whos been
being nasty on the message board, we're going to resolve
the situation the only way I know how (ok, apart from
musical chairs). Yes, thats right, lets
vote on it.
Ah. The quiet after the storm.
Is it safe now? Is the war over...?
That would be because you're lonely and have got large fingers.
I suppose now you are about to say that you are not a virgin and I should know but if we had sex I didn't notice sorry!
Look at me I'm AndyG
I'll still be virgin when I'm 43
I can't get women to bed
Not even if they are DEAD
MY name is AndyG...................... Au contraire, I couldn't think of anyone who would want to discredit me. So far all your screaming of "two-face, two-face" doesn't seem to have won anyone over to your side though. It is quite clearly evident that noone has a clue what you are talking about and you are just making youself look silly. Come on, discredit me, I'm begging you. Tell the world what a bad boy I've been. Dish the dirt baby, yeah! P.s. anyone got any idea if this is Laura - the arguments about semantics, and correcting spel
lings are definitely very her but somehow I doubt it really is her... It was meant as a joke but I'm not sure now as she is the only person I can think of who I'm not on speaking terms with.
I somehow thought you would have been a more worthy adversary really.
It's a sahme that so many people dislike you that you couldn't even decide which one was discrediting you.
Foiled!
Just a second... Laura, is that you :)
If you're nasty to me to my face (which I can't think of anyone who is) then what's the point of the anonymity? The accusation of two-facedness (and hence hypocrisy) was based on the logic that the only point of being anonymous was to present a "public
" nice face and an "anonymous" face to slag me off without me knowing who it is. Of course you've neatly sidestepped the real question, which is what have I done. Clearly we don't ALL know, so theres no point in bitching at me if noone knows what the hell
you're on about!
I think there's being a slight confusion in terms here. A hypocrite is someone who says/thinks one way and acts another. Two faced is being nice to someone to their face and nasty about them behind their back. Since I am not nice to andy either in pers
on or on the message board, and ALWAYS act as if I dont like him whether he's there or not,I am neither hypocritical nor two faced. Oh, and there's only one 'n' in "Blatant" :)
I wasn't aware that there were any gentlemen here, and I think whoever is posting messages about andy is obviously a blantant hypocrite and guilty of wxactly what andy is being accused of
Gentlemen (possibly),
Thanks.
You've lost me there I'm afraid... We "All" know, except me it seems (or not). And what exactly is the "decent thing" to do? You really seem to be losing it a bit here mate. Have you been to see anyone about this problem you have, or are you scared of
getting locked away?
'No basis'??? We all know EXACTLY on what basis we think you're two faced........So stop preaching about courage and morals and shit and do the decent thing yourself for a change you manipulative attention seeking self justifying arse stabbing piece of
scum
I'm really enjoying watching you make a complete tit of yourself here... Accusing me with no basis of being two faced while simultaneously _proving_ that you are being completely two faced in every post. You must be a real wimp if you are scared of me
though. Don't be scared, say it twice. Say it as many times as you want. Just be a man and say it yourself rather than anonymously.
You pity me now that's funny. The thing is I would say it to your face but that would waste my time as I would naturally have to say it twice as you are afterall TWO-FACED!
The really sad thing is that I'm 99% sure I do know who it is, and I'm very disappointed in you. I really was hoping you'd make some kind of attempt to redeem yourself by at least coming clean, but you are obviously too wet to do even that. I pity you.
What I find even more Ironic or maybe moronic can't decide is the fact that you STILL manage to sound smug Andy, even though you are being slagged off on a pretty high level you still seem to want everyone to thing you are cool and above it all. It mus
t infact be driving you mad not knowing who the wanker is thats saying these things. Ha ha So who was laughing in who's face again?
What I find really ironic is that "elmer fudd" has not owned up yet. Being as this is clearly someone who knows me, and doesn't want me to know that they are "elmer fudd" this makes them more two-faced than I could ever be. Did you see how I just prove
d that with facts? Now you just look silly and hypocritical. Ha-ha, see how I laugh in your cowardly face.
do i get the prize for the oddest machines to post to the board from?
It's been officially announced that Andy Grafham has been placed on the Vermin List and can be shot legally.......just be sure to take a double barreled shotgun 'cos you'll need a barrel for each face.......
Bummer :( - it's not the 13th today is it? I just got a parking ticket, and got slated on this very message board... Oh well, at least I can go home and play sonic adventure :) :)
oh and the vets bill was 70 quid.
Well. At least I didn't have to go to the vets today and pick up my dead kitten that had been run over by some bitch who claims to be sorry because she is an animal lover. She (the cat) is now buried in the garden and I am just a bit upset. Thanks for
listening.
Luckily that rules me out, as I have no problem in saying
Andy smells of Elderberries and Koala poo with my name
attached.
Oooh, I really seem to have pissed someone off... Not to worry though, cos they're evidently a childish immature wanker who has to hide behind anonymity to get the courage together to say anything.
News : The Department of The Environment today officially announced that Andy Grafham is on the Vermin List, and can be legally shot. However,they warned all potential hunters that they should only approach this animal with a double barrelled shotgun,
as you will need one barrel for each face.....
Is Rowanboy broken altogether now??
Tom has your email changed? The mail of that last message
just got bounced back at me.
Actually the abyss and aliens were both directed by James Cameron... So it's not all that surprising they're a bit similar.
...but that was SO far down it was alomst like a space movie. It was a bit like a 'wet Aliens' really.
OK so as an exception to the rule, The Abyss wasn't too
bad.
Just like most hollywood films, it was about a lone hero who ended up fighint (and beating) a massive anenome... sorry, I meant enemy.
Yea, the whole film was a washout.
(or whoever it was that played the mutant dude).
Costner was a drip in that one.
Yeah, waterworld was pretty lame too...
Well, they're all wishy-washy and pretty damp round the edges. (groan)
Yea, what is it with sea-related films and being shit?
...I guess you never saw Free Willy then.
I went to see Deep Blue Sea last night, and it was just
about the crappest film I've ever seen.
Errrr it does have the date on it though...? Anyway, I
like that picture so for the time being it stays.
JOHN. You have made me look like a right arse. Your dad isn't even there. You have failed to update your webcam and so I will destroy you.
HELLO John's DAD. How are you?
John, You are wonderfull and if I could I would have your offspring.
John's a cheeky little monkey
Tom's as fruity as fine wine
Andy is the devil a smelly little swine.
I Must remember not to restart production servers, when trying to restart development ones.
I want to designate today as national say nice things about
other people day, OK?
Rowanboy!!! I never knew you cared. If your had then I would never have had that affair with miss B. E. OS. I hope you won't be offended, she was just there at the time.
Somebody had a bit of and anti-graf-moment-arama yesterday, didn't they?
I'd just like to say that I'm almost entirely made of cheese.
Don't you just LOVE Nt server?
Wow! 50 messages yesterday and none today..
You've lost me there.
Sorry John, I was faking....
I think the main perpertrators (how do you spell that)
have left the building.
No need, No need!!!
OK time out............. Light and friendy everyone please.
Nothing to see here.
Niceness....
That's because Nick is teh ONLY shag you've ever had.......
Just doesn't seem fair that Andy's getting all the grief here...
You leave nick alone - he's the best shag I ever had... oops...
No appology needed Pauline :) These things happen.
Mental age of 8? that is ambitious....
Shit, ok so I've kind of got it all wrong. Apologies to all.
And Mine!!!!
Yea well if its a choice between Andy and some geordy twat
with a mental age of 8 then I know which side my bread's
buttered, gay or otherwise.
Pauline he doesn't pay you enough.
You need to fixate on someone new.Andy is gay he doesn't want you.
I'm sorry.
He broke my heart too.
SATISFY??? Toothpick in the Channel Tunnel........
I wish I was so happy with my life that I could spend
hours of it anonymously insulting people on the net!
That must be some dream existence you're living out there.
Ha! Thats stopped you.
At least Andy knows nothing of frustration of the sexual kind there are always a bevvy of beautiful men and women to satify him.
I have to go my doctor is here, NO NOT THE STRAIGHT JACKET.
Oooo a flying pig.
It's true. I don't see why all you people have to be so
nasty either! Sexual frustration?
Run out of Camp BUT Andy you are so damp that moss grows on you instead of hair.
Have you never noticed the beard? or lack of it.
Ok so this is going to have to stop now its getting beyond!
Andy you are so camp that when I was doing a cavity search
on you the other day I found tent pegs!
Pauline get help! NOW before it is too late.
Men that Hum YWCA to them selves canot be trusted.
I'm sorry.
Buffy you always tasted so nice though...
Oh how I miss that. ho, hum.
Andy you are so camp I cooked sausages on your shoes the other day thinking they were a fire.
ging gang gooley etc...
I am 21 years old, have large feet but a nice bum and have
frequent sexual cravings for Andy G.
Oh Xena how could I ever have thought I needed him when I have you?
You are quite right about the cling film and I always felt more satisfied after 10 minutes on my own than after 2 hours with "cocktail stick" Andy! I will never stray again.
Andy you are so camp, the other day I saw two boy scouts
trying to set you alight.
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay....."
Your application for the new presenter of super market sweep has been denied, Mr Grafham.
We could not possibly employ someone so camp after the manliness of Dale. Appologies but you really do lack machismo.
OK Buffy I forgive you, but yea, good though the whole Andy
thing was, didn't we always find a roll of clingfilm and
some clothes pegs a more than adequate substite?
Zis iz outragous. Herr Grafham is ze finest of ze men I know.
Hey leave me out of this!
Xena Xena, of course I am yours but our rampant orgies with the lush Andy were the best times ever never have I met such a sexy "man" before he really manages to make Brian Molko look manly.
I don't remember the miss Popoff incident now I am jealous I only remeber when he dressed like Bonnie Langford for the night...
Y'ho-bitch Buffy. I thought yo ass was mine,
well I tell y'all what, yo ass ain't no good enough
for my ass, y'all know where I'm at?
I am crushed, gutted, distraught.
After all this time of me thinking I was the only lady in AG's life I am suddnely overthrown for someone else, a man no less, I know his film knowledge and ability to send people of any gender to sleep with the first 10 words are ledgendsry but I never th
ought we would be apart especially since I tossed Angel into another dimension for him.
I wish I was Noel Coward. Oh shit, I am!
Your public calls for you to make a speech o god of all that is pure and good...
SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH etc.
I am also Andy Grafham.
Ho ho you lot. Very funny.
Well, you know what they say:
(Natuarally, I refer to having an ORGY)
Well Mr M Noble there was really no need to put SPECIAL in capitals like that.
Anytime is special in the Granby in fact it is where the infamous Mr Andy Grafham or just Dinky-Donkey to his pals hangs out almost every night.
He has been a god-send to gay culture in Reading I can tell you. He is charge of the don't be too shy to talk to the man next to you in the toilet night, and his dress as your favorite 'Allo 'Allo star has been ledgendary, he makes avery delectable Michel
le, ummmmmm Where was I? Oh yes,
I think he should make speech... It brings a tear to my eye just thinking about him.
Long live Andy.
Damn, and I thought I'd got that job nailed.
This is a mesage for Mr.grafham from BT... Your current phone bill stands at £90000 but and the main number called at least once per day unfortunately is GAY EXCHANGE.
In lieu of payment we have decided to let you be the star of the new GAY EXCHANGE advertisement, we wanted Peter Andre but he wasn't happy wearing a pink vest but we have it on good authority that you love it!
Interestingly, Andy isn't on the mailing list at the moment,
so probably isn't seeing any of this...
Errr... Andy didn't write that message with the smug thing
in, by the way...
I personally can't beleieve someone would put 'Smug' and my sons name on the same page.
Damn cheek if you ask me he is NEVER smug not my Andy.
Ps when do I get the 50 quid son? Your dad would have been the one to defend you but unfortunately he was trimming his nasal hair again, you know how unmanagable his nasal hair can get.
Nice one sweetheart : )
I have observed James and Andy at several clubs it has been my pleasure to be present at
I think Andy and James should be proud and confident in the face of adversity.
Come out boys!
I believe there to be absolutely no truth in the rumour that my son James and Andy are having a relationship. Andy has always mantained his honorable status during visits.
Allllllllllrighty There! Also we are quite surprused to see Fish on film. Save that data, it is very rare. Fish never appears on film. The midget (for your information) in the background is 'Netty', Fish's little sister. i'll be in on Friday. Be very afraid indeed. Fear big time. Fear in CAPTALS. FEAR. Roberto ![[ICAR Homepage]](http://www.icar.co.uk/pictures/iplw.jpg) Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com> London, England - Tuesday, October 12, 1999 at 16:03:05 (BST)
Shit, sorry I went away for a bit. Errr... still there
Tom? Basically any night but tomorrow (wednesday) is
good for me...
John,
All,
Cool!
How about in the evening then, Tom...?
Yea, yea, but <homer>mmmmmmmmmmmmmm puuuuuuuuuubs and beeeeeeeer</homer>
Don't start... This machine room is not exactly condusive to drinking. Well, actually it is, but only out of boredom.
DOWNLOAD damn you!
Mmmmmm theres some nice pubs in Windsor...
I'm in Windsor, visiting the Queen. (Not). But the Windsor bit is true.
Well I don't have any pressing commitments for the rest of the day...
I wish.
What, now?
That, John, is cos it has been. BLATENT ADVERT:
rowanboy <tom@rowanboy.co.uk> - Tuesday, October 12, 1999 at 10:56:29 (BST)
Blimey rowan boy, it seems like ages...
Dum de dum. Bored. Waiting for HUGE download.
(business related worse luck)
That would be NORMALLY then.
Hey. Well. A message for the board!
Well, the trip is almost over, Fish leaves tomorrow to do some work in New York while I return the day after. It turns out that I loose an entire day on the airplane, although the flight is only about 14 hours long.
Because I've only just got back the fireWall on Port 80. YOU FLIPPING TART. John
Where is everyone? Why doesn't anyone post to the
message board anymore??
This is getting very thin on the ground...
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