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Clare and Gemma the godesses!!!! - Wed Jan 31 18:19:33 2001 Oh well either way it appears he's got more important things to do than visit the likes of us, moan, moan. John - Wed Jan 31 17:40:48 2001 We thought that we owed it to the board to let you know that Tim is in fact here at uni with his bitches getting drunk and flatulating loudly!! So when he says he's in Reading don't believe him! He's not stupid, he knows where it's at!!! Wish you were here? All our love the bitches!xxxxx Clare and Gemma the godesses!!!! - Wed Jan 31 16:59:50 2001 Errr so was that it for the day then? No more messages? Hmmmm I fancy a beer. John - Wed Jan 31 16:17:41 2001 ps. appraisal was ok. dsp - Wed Jan 31 14:07:56 2001 Sorry, I was having an appraisal. For one nite only, I'm back in Reading. Setting off around 3, arrive 7/8? Back to Microsoft. Travelling down with a work bod, who I can't ditch once there. Bummer. dsp - Wed Jan 31 13:57:53 2001 Errr... we didn't seem to get an answer from Tim - where are you? John - Wed Jan 31 13:43:35 2001 Watch it John, I noticed you thinking there. Jon E - Wed Jan 31 13:34:32 2001 P.S. Thanks Mum, and well done for not falling into the common trap of grouping the polex among the other digits when ennumerating them. John - Wed Jan 31 13:33:25 2001 I think Mr. Bitter may have indirectly been trying to draw a parallel with the offensiveness of a man being called geeky versus that of a woman being called overweight. Just a guess. John - Wed Jan 31 13:30:58 2001 Well that was a brief burst of activity on the message board. Oh well, that was probably it for the day. Jon E - Wed Jan 31 13:29:25 2001 John, I am your mother, leaving a message. It is my duty to inform you that you are a vegetarian. A vegetarian with no less than 8 spindly fingers. Mrs Hawkins - Wed Jan 31 13:26:42 2001 Do we have to dial an 0898 number? - Wed Jan 31 13:24:25 2001 P.S. Would anyone like a QuickTime movie of a duck swimming about a bit. No credit card needed. John - Wed Jan 31 13:23:54 2001 Tim's in a Hotel in U.S.A., infact in an elevator, selling his body for money. Jon E - Wed Jan 31 13:23:51 2001 Just reading other comments on the board and we have to say we feel as though Mr N.P Bitter has been hurt by a womanin the past and hence feels some sort of fear regarding women. We would just like to say reharding this fact that taking his feelings out on other innocent women is completely wrong and should the woman he choses to abuse be anorexic he would feel awful should anything happen to her. This is just our opinion and probably accounts for nought but hey we are entitled to this. Love and Hugs, Us two Again. US two again!!! - Wed Jan 31 13:23:30 2001 Mr. T. Hastings Esq., I would just like to comment on the fact that you have been known to enjoy not only the taste but also the texture of Tuna Fish mixed with Sweetcorn ans Passata. That was the comment. Jon E - Wed Jan 31 13:22:51 2001 HOTEL?!!!?!?!?!??! Where are you Tim??? John - Wed Jan 31 13:22:46 2001 Are you still in Reading then, mr DSP? Graf <graf@altavista.net> - Wed Jan 31 13:22:33 2001 Oh well only 3 more years of enjoying yourselves to go. - Wed Jan 31 13:21:18 2001 Enough of this geek business. It was funny the first time. Have a good night, and think of me all lonely in my hotel. dsp - Wed Jan 31 13:21:16 2001 Just sat around doing....urmmm...oh yes NOTHING!!! Waiting for the lunch time episode of Neighbours to come on. Oh and yes this is before we go out this evening to get very very drunk. We have set ourselves 10 tasks to complete before the end of the night, ranging from, getting a picture with us wearing the bouncers jackets to us getting a cigarette from a guy with not naturally coloured hair. Oh and of course there is always the one where we need to get a picture of us in the guys toilet. Should be fun!!! I know i bet you never did this at uni (NOT). Hope all your days at work are going well, we will report tommorrow on how successful our noght turned out to be. Take care geeks, love and hugs US TWO. Debbie and Clare Lancaster Uni, - Wed Jan 31 13:15:37 2001 Any chance that last message was composed whilst drunk... Can anyone else make any sense of it? What do you mean Tim...?? John - Wed Jan 31 11:38:13 2001 Apologies. I think I'm better than I am. But you're my A! dsp - Wed Jan 31 01:04:01 2001 I am so bored bored bored. Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored! Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored! Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored! Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored! Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored! Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored! dsp - Tue Jan 30 17:13:55 2001 r u a sausage-jockey? - Tue Jan 30 17:04:06 2001 Mr N. P. Bitter, have you got something to say? Don't you like women? Are you in fact scared by women? Are you gay? Are you infact a gay boy?GAY BOY?GAAAAAY BOOOOY. - Tue Jan 30 17:01:59 2001 Errr! You lot are all computer scientists! Alice - Tue Jan 30 16:57:58 2001 Is there a website somewhere where we can go and randomly accuse women we don't know of being unpopular and overweight? That sounds like fun. Mr N. P. Bitter - Tue Jan 30 16:52:06 2001 Clare, Debbie, Becky and Gemma, are you 4 distinct and therefore unique individuals (surely just individuals would have worked in that sentance). Or are you just one girl with a very silly and long name. - Tue Jan 30 16:49:14 2001 Excuse me? Geeks? How dare you say that we are geeks. If you were to say Greeks then I can understand it. Kebab, SaladChips? Theodore P. Pollopodus - Tue Jan 30 16:47:20 2001 ...and you're going to cast accusations of geekiness by posting a message to a website..? There's irony there somewhere, I'm sure of it. John - Tue Jan 30 16:11:52 2001 Oi you geeks! Thought we'd remind u of what its like to be at Uni, sat around having fun and giggles while you geeks work! Ha Ha! Clare, Debbie, Becky and Gemma <littlemonkey40@hotmail.com> - Tue Jan 30 16:08:24 2001 Just lost hours here: 80s nostalgia DSP - Tue Jan 30 14:46:27 2001 Oh yeah! What a nightmare! DSP - Tue Jan 30 13:11:48 2001 I can't seem to add a message to your message board at the moment Tim - do some paths need updating or something? John - Tue Jan 30 12:57:41 2001 Love the pictures John!!! You the man! DSP - Tue Jan 30 12:24:32 2001 Dear Mr Zimmerman, Sorry, PGP is actually really good. Love, John John - Mon Jan 29 13:03:52 2001 Errrr.... please ignore that previous outburst and instead pretend I was moaning about Outlook Express, which appears to have been the real culprit. John - Mon Jan 29 11:58:59 2001 I have now wasted an hour and have neither managed to encrypt nor decrpyt anything via PGP, in which time I could have written a better and safer and far fucking easier to make any sense of version myself. I've created my own key pair, but when I try and send anything I'm told I don't have a "digital ID". What the hell is a digital ID? There is nothing anywhere in any program that lets me create or import or do anything about these, and yet shitty outlook won't let me encrypt an outgoing message without one. When I try and decrpyt anything I've previously received it usefully just does bugger all, not even a Sorry this hasn't worked because its plain shit. John - Mon Jan 29 10:17:49 2001 Why does everyone else seem to just innately understand how to use PGP when I am finding it such an incredible pain in the arse to get it working? John - Mon Jan 29 09:44:41 2001 Yep I think it is finally working now. John - Mon Jan 29 09:29:16 2001 Hello world? Is this think online or what? rowanboy - Mon Jan 29 08:59:20 2001 By the way, the pictures from our brief reunion (me Tim and Jon) can be found here. John - Mon Jan 29 08:31:04 2001 Couldn't get the ASPised board to work... Does it need paths updating or something...? John - Mon Jan 29 08:27:36 2001 Goodmorning. I've produced another message board which may appear a dumb thing to do, but it was me wanting to cut my skills as opposed to compete with the original. Being database based, we can do all kind of cool queryies like show all messages in April, filter out all messages by Tom etc. dsp - Tue Jan 16 09:50:54 2001 I moved desks today. Outside the window I can now see a sign bearing the magic word "Guinness", which has utterly ruined my concentration. Bugger. John - Mon Jan 15 16:21:51 2001 I didn't think my logo was that great, I just knocked it together with photo studio out of some totally irrelevant photos (which indicentally has an insanely cool new mosaic feature). We need something a bit more applicable, really. John - Mon Jan 15 15:51:19 2001 Wow I just installed a hub, totally randomly. We ran out of network ports and I said we need a hub, and lo and behold I found one and plugged it in. Nice. John - Mon Jan 15 15:37:27 2001 With the MDS Migration we have a small issue. That issue is with the message board. It might be that for a while we will be unable to get messages to go through properly. I will migrate at lunch time so any problems then I am sorry. Jon E - Mon Jan 15 09:11:46 2001 When is m-d-s.net going to migrate? DSP - Sun Jan 14 14:22:20 2001 BTW It wasn't supposed to be OI! but Oh Aye. Forgot about phonetics. - Sat Jan 13 20:56:41 2001 OI. Imagine my suprise when I go off to Green-lightning.com and some git has put up a far superior logo to the one I've spent all day creating. It is going to be available on the site though. - Sat Jan 13 20:56:01 2001 I've added a cheesy logo that doesn't fit properly on the maison's main page (but I like it), and put a few more pictures on the who's who page... in case anyone is interested. John - Fri Jan 12 15:01:37 2001 60 London Road, Cheltenham, GLOS, GL52 6EQ. Mystery - Fri Jan 12 13:01:07 2001 Jon - please send me your postal address! I'll give you 200 quid if you do (literally!)! John - Fri Jan 12 12:57:07 2001 Chom Isis is about to begin. I'm sooooo nervous. I really hope John does well. He is playing with some devious bastards, after all. I wish him luck. Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk> Madlab, Reading - Fri Jan 12 11:45:05 2001 Nice. - Fri Jan 12 10:25:29 2001 I'm already there. (75%) Goto the voting page, and take a look at messaging from the top-right hand corner. dsp - Fri Jan 12 10:20:30 2001 First project will be to ASP the message board. (Not this one but a direct copy of this). - Fri Jan 12 10:17:30 2001 Well hello there Tim. How are you today? Are you gagging to set up websites? I've ordered myself an ASP book. Wahooooooo. Jon E - Fri Jan 12 10:16:34 2001 Hey Jon! dsp - Fri Jan 12 10:09:11 2001 Hello Everyone. JONE - Fri Jan 12 10:04:07 2001 You can actually lease a piece of the moon....
Bizarre!
John: Broken link.. Yeah sorry. Check the cute kitten picture though..
Jon E - Tue Jan 9 14:07:56 2001 Our Firewall is fucking Crap. Oh well. Sorry my boys but internet has been down for 1 whole day so I have not done shit yet in terms of ordering fasthosts account. I will do that as soon as I've read the message board. Jon E - Tue Jan 9 14:01:30 2001 Hmmm... fancy a trip to El Socialo Tom? John - Tue Jan 9 14:00:40 2001 Hmmm... fancy a trip to El Socialo Tom? John - Tue Jan 9 13:56:30 2001 BASTARDS! rowanboy - Tue Jan 9 13:31:03 2001 [Tom's annoyingly big image of his cat] Kitten Boy - Tue Jan 9 13:30:26 2001 Where is the sun? rowanboy - Tue Jan 9 13:24:39 2001 ..I would go back to bed, but I am in London... rowanboy - Tue Jan 9 13:22:17 2001 Chris you are herby invited to attend a blatant plagiarism enquiry. Dr Rev John Ogden - Tue Jan 9 13:13:14 2001 yeah! my mini-page is up. cheers john. chris - Tue Jan 9 13:07:55 2001 So did Ellis boy buy the thingy yesterday? Do we need to start getting all serious about company accounts and sll that? John - Tue Jan 9 10:45:22 2001 Something like a Jonathon... Something like a Jonathon... Something like a Jonathon... DSP - Tue Jan 9 10:23:42 2001 How about you Mr E? DSP - Tue Jan 9 10:21:38 2001 Shit, but thanks for asking. This is my first day back at shitty South Bank which I utterly hate. Just being here makes me thoroughly miserable. John - Tue Jan 9 10:19:17 2001 Morning John! How are you? DSP - Tue Jan 9 09:28:08 2001 Tom: why not go back to bed then? John - Tue Jan 9 09:02:46 2001 Chiesan choooooo kire desu, yo ne? John - Tue Jan 9 08:57:56 2001 Bored. rowanboy - Tue Jan 9 08:54:57 2001 KAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII! Regardez le mini panda :) John - Tue Jan 9 08:48:17 2001 It is very cold here but stopped snowing though. How about England? little panda - Tue Jan 9 03:41:55 2001 07773 387 997 rowanboy - Mon Jan 8 17:13:39 2001 How will you collect the cash? Do you have a Company Bank Account (you cannot really legally use your standard account!!)... want my help?! :-) rowanboy - Mon Jan 8 17:09:51 2001 ...I could of course buy the package through my company any sort out all the legalities (I have 5Million insurance) of this for you... whilst claiming back the VAT!! rowanboy - Mon Jan 8 17:08:48 2001 Jon - buy the package today and I'll send you a cheque tonight...! Got to go now - will be in touch tomorrow... John - Mon Jan 8 14:46:46 2001 Can't we come up with a name later and just get the package for now? Maybe we could have a conference about the name on the 21st... but the way I see it we don't really need a name at this point do we? John - Mon Jan 8 14:45:28 2001 Bugger. Everything half decent is taken up with shitty placeholders - its like people who reserve seats on trains then don't turn up. Grrrr. John - Mon Jan 8 14:42:22 2001 Have you tried fasthosts? DSP - Mon Jan 8 14:28:05 2001 Currently searching thesaurus for catchy one word domain name... Please wait... John - Mon Jan 8 14:25:01 2001 One big bonus is the JAE dad's accountancy link. DSP - Mon Jan 8 14:17:52 2001 Jon can you send us both an email with your postal address in? And could you forward any administrative emails you get back from fasthosts to both of us too? Use the address below for me... Thanks! John - Mon Jan 8 14:14:21 2001 Where do you want your 200 dabs sending? DSP - Mon Jan 8 14:00:07 2001 I put my faith in your judgement. DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:59:37 2001 Hmmm but we want a serious-ish name I think - would you buy your website from saladchips.co.uk (actually I totally would, but then I'm not a representative cross-section of the population am I)... John - Mon Jan 8 13:52:28 2001 Ok Jon you buy it, I'll have a 2 ton cheque in the post tonight. John - Mon Jan 8 13:49:36 2001 The fools!! HA HA HA! DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:44:32 2001 Excellent! I will have work collegues with me, but I'm sure we can fuck them off somehow! ;-) Only joking Mr. Thought-Police Internet-Traffic-Monitor! Or am I? DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:42:37 2001 Tim: I have been on many wonderful courses about diplomacy. SaladChips.co.uk could infact be the site for home users, after all we can offer everyone free dial-up access onto 'our' servers. jon E - Mon Jan 8 13:40:27 2001 Nicely done. Very diplomatic. I agree. DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:38:48 2001 DSP: I am up for something in Rdg on the 21st at very least. Might not involve Alcohol but might involve John and prostitution? Jon E - Mon Jan 8 13:38:43 2001 John: Will you please answer me, as I don't want the pair of us to buy the reseller package because that would be bad. (Not Good). - Mon Jan 8 13:36:48 2001 May I suggest maison-de-stuff.com for the company and .net for us still and co.uk to reflect .com? Salidchips.co.uk is good as well, perhaps sister site should be there, after all we can have all the domains we want. - Mon Jan 8 13:35:49 2001 May I suggest saladchips.co.uk? DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:34:15 2001 JOHN: Please, I want to buy it. (Truth is that I can't be arsed to find my Cheque book to write a Cheque out to you). Jon E - Mon Jan 8 13:31:27 2001 Spoken To Glen and we can move Maison-de-stuff.net whenever we are ready with the new Package. - Mon Jan 8 13:30:38 2001 John: NO. I'll buy it matey. My CC's are back down to zero. I WANT TO BUY IT Jon E - Mon Jan 8 13:29:30 2001 Show me where to sign. DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:28:05 2001 500 plus vat does that make it about 195 quid each? John - Mon Jan 8 13:22:45 2001 Is there some way we can pay with three separate credit cards? John - Mon Jan 8 13:21:00 2001 Errr I'll explain later, but we have a definite customer, so all we need now is a company name... Maybe I might buy the package today then. John - Mon Jan 8 13:20:28 2001 I have a proposal for a business model. DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:13:56 2001 JOHN:I Third It. Would you like to E-mail / Message Board me and Tim about what a mess you've gotten us into and How? Jon E - Mon Jan 8 13:10:56 2001 PS. I'm in Reading from 21st January (by the way) DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:10:14 2001 I second that! DSP - Mon Jan 8 13:09:29 2001 Jon/Tim its time to get the money for the reseller package, errr, we have customers already. Kind of need to get it sorted out very quickly! John - Mon Jan 8 13:06:14 2001 Um. Yes. Why's your wedding moved then? Graf <graf@altavista.net> - Mon Jan 8 09:34:24 2001 Quiet isn't it...? rowanboy - Mon Jan 8 09:30:46 2001 Only Joking , - Fri Jan 5 13:19:39 2001 Ah. rowanboy - Fri Jan 5 12:52:11 2001 No. Graf <graf@altavista.net> - Fri Jan 5 09:40:23 2001 IS THERE ANYBODY THERE? rowanboy - Fri Jan 5 09:16:30 2001 Oh. And another thing. Wedding date has moved to 17th November. rowanboy - Thu Jan 4 17:05:32 2001 I just noticed that if you miss the back button and hit reload on the "Message Added" page, it reposts the data and adds the message again. Which is clearly shoddy.. :-> rowanboy - Thu Jan 4 17:04:38 2001 Does anyone know of a good online diary system? (Free...) rowanboy - Thu Jan 4 17:03:37 2001 Does anyone know of a good online diary system? (Free...) rowanboy - Thu Jan 4 17:03:34 2001 DSP... I would appear to be able to make myself available for a jar or two ;-) rowanboy - Thu Jan 4 17:02:59 2001 the email forward would be very handy, jon. cheers. chris - Thu Jan 4 16:25:59 2001 Well If you are gagging then I think it is only fair to meet up, avec John obviously. This means that we need some kind of inspirational plan. Jon E - Thu Jan 4 16:07:09 2001 Gagging. Yes. dsp - Thu Jan 4 15:56:01 2001 And would you be gagging to meet at least 1 friend? Jon E - Thu Jan 4 15:51:51 2001 Reading, now, that's not far from either London or Swindon. Pray tell, where would you be staying my good man? Jon E - Thu Jan 4 15:47:11 2001 I'm not sure if I expect anyone to care. But I'm at Microsoft in Reading from Sunday 21st January, going home on Friday 26th. I might pop into Medina for some salad, chips. Which will be nice. dsp - Thu Jan 4 15:15:22 2001 oi Hastings. Are you tripping to the moon? Jon E - Thu Jan 4 15:09:55 2001 I'd hit him like this, this, and this, <chalacombe>and he'd be dead!</chalacombe> dsp - Thu Jan 4 14:59:02 2001 Chris Challacombe: Would you like to get an instant e-mail off all things that are submitted to the message board, my son? Jon E - Thu Jan 4 12:47:05 2001 After all, we are unlikely to come over to the states for a wanky show. Jon E - Thu Jan 4 12:46:08 2001 Will whoever is trying to turn the message board into some kind of bilboard kindly refrain from doing so. John - Thu Jan 4 12:09:40 2001 probably. A rare few film dvds have special feeatures which use it. I know of concert dvds which use it. Supposedly porn uses it, but i think that's like a joke. I haven't heard of any that actually use it. I haven't seen any on it to comment. chris - Thu Jan 4 10:01:10 2001 Oi. Randian Arts... NO!rowanboy - Thu Jan 4 09:18:40 2001 Chris, I have been told that the only time that a multi-angle facility becomes useful is when watching PORN. Is this true? rowanboy - Thu Jan 4 09:17:29 2001 Happy New Year!
I am back to work today... trainin in Cambridge. How nice. WITH: THE PLAYERS THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 2001  IF IMAGE DOES NOT OPEN PLEASE CLICK HERE FOR POSTING CLICK HERE FOR THE PLAYERS WEBSITE CLICK HERE FOR THE PLAYERS MAILING LIST CLICK HERE FOR UPCOMING SHOWS RA <RADIANARTS@HOTMAIL.COM> WASH DC, DC - Wed Jan 3 20:12:12 2001 WITH: THE PLAYERS THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 2001 IF IMAGE DOES NOT OPEN PLEASE CLICK HERE FOR POSTING CLICK HERE FOR THE PLAYERS WEBSITE CLICK HERE FOR THE PLAYERS MAILING LIST CLICK HERE FOR UPCOMING SHOWS RA <RADIANARTS@HOTMAIL.COM> WASH DC, DC - Wed Jan 3 20:12:07 2001 Taxi For sniggering please. Jon E - Wed Jan 3 12:55:03 2001 Multi-Angle Feature? What's that all for Chris? Jon E - Wed Jan 3 12:52:49 2001 I've had her. Jon E - Wed Jan 3 12:51:18 2001 damn. that should say buffy. i was miles away. chris - Wed Jan 3 10:16:07 2001 My favourite preprocessor statement to date: #ifdef YOU_WANT_IT_TO_CRASH Thanks. Captain nerdy - Wed Jan 3 10:04:37 2001 Bussy xmas? What, did everyone buy you busses? I hate it when that happens. Still, maybe you could start a rival company to National Express...? Challacombe Coach Company, the CCC. Hmmmm. John - Wed Jan 3 10:03:14 2001 Do you guys do any work? No there is no zoom on my dvd player as standard. But there is a multi-angle feature, so zoom can be accounted for on the software technically. So now You know. I Just told you. All have a good xmas? after my bussy xmas last year, this year was the dvd xmas, as i got an impressive haul of 9 Dvds. Chris <cchallacombe@uk.infogrames.com> - Wed Jan 3 09:59:08 2001 It's Chris Challacombe. Challacombey, Challacombey. Alright there sarcastic Chris? You tell us Chris. Jon E - Wed Jan 3 09:52:26 2001 (to Chris, not the other batty boys). Good morrow squire! dsp - Wed Jan 3 09:51:07 2001 Is the zoom on your DVD player senseless Chris? John - Wed Jan 3 09:46:06 2001 Hi guys. long time no see. what y'all doing? i'm still at gremlin (now infogrames). best xmas pressie? Probably jurassic park and lost world on DVD. Chris C <cchallacombe@uk.infogrames.com> Sheffield, - Wed Jan 3 09:43:13 2001 Blimey, I can't believe its January 3rd already, it seems like only the day before yesterday it was New Year's Day. Ralph - Wed Jan 3 09:36:52 2001 My best Christmas present: It was actually the one I bought myself which happens to be an Acoustic Guitar. Which was nice. Did I get any: No. Which Wasn't nice. Jon E - Tue Jan 2 10:25:18 2001 How-de-doo Mr-E! What's your best Christmas pressy? Mine is a particularly fine pair of trainers I'm very pleased with! p.s. Did you get some last night? Did you sir? DSP - Tue Jan 2 10:18:48 2001 Do you actually know how good a mood I am in. If I didn't know better I'd say that I got some last night. Jon E - Tue Jan 2 10:02:44 2001 Good Morning Mr. Hastings. Don't you just love the smell of Offices (snigger, nearly wrote orifices) in the morning. Jon E - Tue Jan 2 10:01:41 2001 Oh and the message board is Y2k+1 Compatable. Jon E - Tue Jan 2 10:00:51 2001 I'd like to be the first person this year to say Mr Schnowslky. That's Mr Schnowslky. Jon E - Tue Jan 2 10:00:27 2001 Yeah, me too. It's great to be back at work. No, no, really... DSP - Tue Jan 2 09:50:35 2001 Taxi for Maxed out Credit Cards. Jon E - Tue Jan 2 09:48:18 2001 I'd like to be the first person to say fuck on the message board in 2001. Thanks. John - Mon Jan 1 00:20:19 2001 |
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