Johnny, me ole mukka, your monkeys are infinitely cooler than so-flat-he-could-be-dutch-eric. Just been shopping. Bought 100 paand boots called New Rock. very metal. Very cool. Now suffering from "new shoes I don't want to take off, can I sleep in 'em?" syndrome. Johnny Boy, midday at the Jubilee line exit of Waterloo station. Luncheoning at 'The Union Jack Club' and then onto the Royal Air Force club for dinner. I'll phone to confirm too!
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Highmead Close, Reading - Sat Mar 31 17:28:22 2001

ssee website - maids,cleaners,drivers,sexetaries,cooks,escorts,hosts & more !
Temptations@Home <staff@temptationsathome.com>
London & Las Vegas, Everywhere - Sat Mar 31 15:53:32 2001

Just noticed Hotel California Simon (no speakers on PC at university).... Bloody hilarious! What is it about midi that can turn otherwise reasonable music into pure cheese?
John
- Sat Mar 31 14:40:31 2001

You've all gone home haven't you. Fuck it.
John
- Fri Mar 30 17:53:51 2001

Maybe he ought to change his first name to Genghis, it has kind of a ring to it don't you think.
John
- Fri Mar 30 17:53:34 2001

Wouldn't it be cool if there was a little map on this site somewhere, charting Al Hall's progress around the world with a little black dot, and a load of little red dots marking the trail of destruction he leaves behind him.
John
- Fri Mar 30 16:44:32 2001

Although I actually quite liked Flat Eric, yes, he was totally faddish, and therefore now appropriately flat. I am, however, in joint posession of two monkeys which are far cooler than Flat Eric.
John
- Fri Mar 30 16:17:26 2001

Nice, I definately agree
Simon
- Fri Mar 30 14:57:08 2001

Yeah, I think Flat Eric is appropriately named. I bet all the other hand-puppets take the piss out of him. A passing fad, and very, very flat.
Rob Lang <r.i.w.lang@rdg.ac.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Fri Mar 30 14:42:31 2001

I ask again, is Flat Eric appropriately named?
Simon
- Fri Mar 30 13:12:05 2001

Can I suggest that you get one down you.
Aqualung
- Fri Mar 30 13:08:36 2001

On account of being thirsty, I shall now be going to lunch.
John
- Fri Mar 30 12:31:10 2001

God Yeah!
Zeus
- Fri Mar 30 09:09:48 2001

Hey look everyone, its your friend and mine, the ASCII table:

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BOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD
- Thu Mar 29 17:40:18 2001

Do you think Flat Eric is appropriately named?
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 17:26:37 2001

I just clicked the add message button if that helps....
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 17:17:08 2001

OH FUCKING HELL I'M BORED! SOMEBODY BLOODY DO SOMETHING!
John
- Thu Mar 29 17:07:39 2001

I think any site that uses "olde wurlde" style writing in its title (or for that matter, anywhere else) should instantly be destroyed.
John
- Thu Mar 29 17:07:00 2001

Yeah, thats pretty damn flat.
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 17:00:59 2001

If anyone wants an example of almost painful flatness, may I recommend long-eaton.com, one of those irritating 'community' websites.
John
- Thu Mar 29 16:53:16 2001

It must be your proxy or sommat......we use Insight for our supplies here and they supplied us with those edible packing chips!
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 16:52:40 2001

This is another cruel mind game isn't it...?
What are you hiding from me?
John
- Thu Mar 29 16:50:41 2001

Can ya see that?
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 16:43:39 2001

Simon
- Thu Mar 29 16:43:01 2001

...and I've only been trying for 6 months, so in fact I've never actually got there ever. I'm beginning to wonder if its all a big joke and you're all in on it! Admit it!
John
- Thu Mar 29 16:34:30 2001

What can you actually get to insight right now? I've never once successfully visited that site in the last 6 months. Maybe it is blocked by my proxy server or something... Seems a bit odd - no other sites are that I know of...
John
- Thu Mar 29 16:33:28 2001

Doh! That'll teach me to forget my http://'s
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Thu Mar 29 16:31:46 2001

I've bought stuff from them in the past, without any particular problems. Obviously they aren't as good as the almighty scan though.
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Thu Mar 29 16:30:39 2001

At least once a week I get an email from insight.com, with offers for cheap PCs and stuff, and some of the offers actually look quite reasonable, so I sometimes think I'll go and look at their site, and every single bloody time its always, always down. Is this some kind of scam? Or is this just a company that hasn't got a clue?
John
- Thu Mar 29 16:03:14 2001

Typical. And flat.
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 14:54:29 2001

As standard, just as I was about to leave, some students turned up. Oh well.
John
- Thu Mar 29 13:55:27 2001

About now I reckon
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 13:25:17 2001

It should have started at 1... how long should I wait for before giving up...?
John
- Thu Mar 29 13:21:44 2001

I'm actually supposed to be teaching at the moment, but am suffering a slight technical hitch - none of the students have turned up. If only I was still an undergraduate - such events would be nothing other than a singing endorsement for an afternoon down the pub. Alas, I have no-one to go with... sob...
John
- Thu Mar 29 13:19:32 2001

I would imagine this would be quite likely...drop him an SMS...he doesn't seem to be on email at the mo but should have his phone....
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 13:17:47 2001

Would pops be interested in another random curry escapade this very evening do you think?
John
- Thu Mar 29 13:15:43 2001

D'Oh!
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 13:13:58 2001

Yep the bus. Amazingly there is a bus route in London which starts about a minute's walk from my flat, and ends outside the building where I work. Can you believe it? Unfortunately, nice though that is, its slow as fuck.
John
- Thu Mar 29 13:12:23 2001

If you couldn't use the tube, was it buses? Why were they so slow? Overcrowding? Or was it on Camelback?
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 13:08:54 2001

Oddly, Popz is in London again....
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 12:59:12 2001

BTW, you are never going to believe me, but the hahaha was aimed at the Midi Music response and not your tube problem, which hadn't appeared when I submitted it Believability Factor?
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 12:57:21 2001

Who you laughing at Watson boy?
John
- Thu Mar 29 12:56:29 2001

Hahahahaha!
Simon
- Thu Mar 29 12:55:26 2001

Tube strikes today, took me two hours to get in - it would have been quicker to come from Reading. Amazingly though I'm not in too bad a mood.
John
- Thu Mar 29 12:53:17 2001

The trick is to go into the mixer thingy and turn down midi to 0 volume (on the basis that all midi stuff is annoying and crap)...
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Thu Mar 29 11:51:30 2001

So, how can we stop the damn music?
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Thu Mar 29 11:38:51 2001

Szia!
Simon
- Wed Mar 28 13:31:49 2001

Jon, we should meet up next time I visit Popz in Swindon
Simon
- Wed Mar 28 13:25:50 2001

Rob, just imagine playing that Radstock Quake level of yours with this supermarket music.....the source of it would have to be something destructable, or perhaps only playing in the bathroom when someone drowns you....
Simon
- Wed Mar 28 13:23:44 2001

Nice, Jon nice....I was wondering when someone would notice the supermarket midi music.....it wasn't added for it's quality!!
Simon
- Wed Mar 28 13:17:43 2001

I've been on this board for a full 'alf hour and it still hasn't given me any.
Jon E
- Wed Mar 28 11:42:01 2001

Tom,

Why do you need a laptop with built in firewire? Is that so you can record your own gay porn? Heh? I'm waiting for your answer gay boy. Will you download 20 Gigabytes of gay pictures on it? Do you show them to your gay friends at your gay club?

Jon E
- Wed Mar 28 11:40:41 2001

Rob, that was a bit harsh. But also very true.
Jon E
- Wed Mar 28 11:35:27 2001

While we're at it, what's with the hotel california theme? It's perhaps the worst piece of MIDI I have ever heard.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Wed Mar 28 11:28:21 2001

I'd never swap my soul or my life for a laptop, no matter who light it was. If I had to, I would then keep my mouth shut about it as other people would think I was bragging. I'd immediately look like a complete twat. Yup, glad I don't have a laptop.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Wed Mar 28 11:27:24 2001

Seaweed.
Simon
- Wed Mar 28 09:07:09 2001

I like the Name change to the board. BTW what has happened to the icons?

Oh look I'm Tom Rowan and I have shit loads of toys.
I've heard a vicous rumour that people who own laptops are intrinsically evil and tantamount to devil worship.

Jon E
- Wed Mar 28 08:48:01 2001

or WEIGH even
rowanboy
- Tue Mar 27 23:03:18 2001

Well. That concludes the testing of MY NEW LAPTOP for tonight. Yes, graf, it does have firewire built in. Yes, it does have a 20 gb disk, and an 800Mhz PIII... and yes, it is a very sexy looking Sony Vaio. And, yes, it does weight about as much as about half a bag of sugar. NIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rowanboy
- Tue Mar 27 23:02:47 2001

Hello world.
rowanboy
- Tue Mar 27 23:00:02 2001

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Tony Blair <tony@labour.com>
UK, A Field!!! - Tue Mar 27 22:39:51 2001

Yes, it does display many monday-like characteristics
Simon
- Tue Mar 27 16:01:59 2001

Yes, it does appear to be one of those exceptionally dull days. Maybe its a monday in disgsuise.
John
- Tue Mar 27 15:49:14 2001

Melons.
Simon
- Tue Mar 27 14:42:32 2001

Water Biscuits
Simon
- Tue Mar 27 13:37:25 2001

Bored.
Simon
- Tue Mar 27 13:10:30 2001

Legumes
Simon
- Tue Mar 27 12:56:03 2001

Errr... yea, or not, maybe.
John
- Mon Mar 26 16:19:10 2001

Fantastic, I think you should all spend the rest of your afternoons exploring cheese.com. Nice!
John
- Mon Mar 26 16:01:06 2001

Tim: remember tomorrow to use your last day at your job wisely. Make plenty of subtle, jokey, yet damming and hurtful remarks to all the people you don't like so much.
P.S. Is a wotsits and alcopops night the new cheese and wine evening?
John
- Mon Mar 26 15:59:09 2001

Yea, the future is in the snack food / IT sector. I am considering a move into interactive cheese.
John
- Mon Mar 26 15:55:06 2001

Nice....telecorns......or cornTel!!!
Simon
- Mon Mar 26 14:44:08 2001

Its ASP developer at a company who do stuff for the telecoms and corn-based snack sector. Its quite a niche market.
DSP
- Mon Mar 26 14:28:44 2001

What is the new job then? Is it at the wheat crunchy packing co ltd at all?
Simon
- Mon Mar 26 14:23:00 2001

Thanks Rob. I must admit I am tempted to panic buy and create a European Monster Munch stock-pile.
DSP
- Mon Mar 26 14:21:28 2001

Typical, you change job, just after the vending machine downstairs starts stocking monster munch! Let's hope your new job is filled with delicious snacks!!!
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Madlab, Reading - Mon Mar 26 14:19:00 2001

Oh sorry, I forgot, but then non of you give a shit.
DSP
- Mon Mar 26 14:01:52 2001

Good afternoon.
Today is my last full day here at this job.
I have half a day to do tomorrow.
Then, the rest of the week off.
I then start my new full-filling job the following Monday.
Which, as they say, is nice.
DSP
- Mon Mar 26 14:01:25 2001

Apparently they are a new biodegradable packing material which is made from wheat, and therefore they are edible!
Simon
- Mon Mar 26 13:28:29 2001

Three things to report:

1) We are PISSED. We have aquired a cocktail shaker and 100 quids worth of spirits :0)
2) I have a new laptop. A nice 2 grand Sony thing.
3) Even Johns ravings are not as bad as: http://rinkworks.com/ithink/thoughts1.shtml
Hangover here we come :)
rowanboy
- Sat Mar 24 19:55:42 2001

Imagine my surprise the other day to open a pack of cheesy wotsits and find a bag full of polystyrene packing chips.
John
- Thu Mar 22 14:19:52 2001

A while ago I ate aheap of those things Si! And was quite healthy afterwards. I suggest you baggsie them quick!
DSP
- Thu Mar 22 14:09:18 2001

We have had some computer parts which arrived packed in what looks like, smells like and tastes like cheesy wotsits.
Simon
- Thu Mar 22 13:33:14 2001

Yea well shit happens, Hastings, deal with it.
John
- Thu Mar 22 12:30:28 2001

That's a very negative thing to say.
DSP
- Thu Mar 22 12:23:38 2001

They're just not the same as they used to be though...
John
- Thu Mar 22 12:21:32 2001

Yeah! The vending machine down-stairs now stocks pickled onion Monster Munch!!
DSP
- Thu Mar 22 11:37:38 2001

Well, this is a turn up for the books.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Madlab, Reading - Wed Mar 21 12:08:02 2001

I'll be going on the 6th April... coming back the 24th or something.
John
- Tue Mar 20 15:42:01 2001

Anyway, early May then, Hopefully. When are you going to Japan?
Simon
- Tue Mar 20 15:34:10 2001

That was me, my little mind gets confused between sending emails (requiring the recipient in the first box) and this (requiring sender in the first box) It's all a bit tricky!!
Simon
- Tue Mar 20 15:32:46 2001

Fantastic, I have worked out how to determine exactly who voted what. That has satisfied my intense paranoia for today at least.
John
- Tue Mar 20 15:29:41 2001

Huh?! I'm sure I didn't post that least message!
John
- Tue Mar 20 15:26:56 2001

Maybe early May then, and you can tell me all about Japan!
John
- Tue Mar 20 15:22:09 2001

Oh never mind. On an unrelated note it appears to be snowing.
John
- Tue Mar 20 14:57:51 2001

Erm, nope... Why? I just thought it had a nice name. It's mentioned in a kirsty maccoll song too (belsize park rather than the tube station). Would it tarnish my mental image if i actually went there then?
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Tue Mar 20 14:48:40 2001

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
John
- Tue Mar 20 14:43:14 2001

It was me :) - why?
graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Tue Mar 20 14:40:52 2001

Who else voted for Belsize Park in the best London tube station thing? Simon...? Rob..?
John
- Tue Mar 20 14:38:20 2001

I just want to play on my panpipes,
I just want to drink me some wine,
As soon as you're born you start dying,
So you might as well, have a good time,
Sheep go to Heaven,
Goats go to Hell,
Sheep go to Heaven,
Goats go to Hell.

John McCrea
- Tue Mar 20 14:29:57 2001

I had one with only half a biscuit in!
Yes, I did think it was special!
DSP
- Tue Mar 20 14:28:18 2001

Anyone had one of those yet where they left the biscuit out? That must be like all your christmasses coming at once...
John
- Tue Mar 20 14:23:56 2001

Oh yes, it's good to see chunky kitkats are winning the best midmorning snack poll.
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Tue Mar 20 14:19:45 2001

What do you mean no polls.... what about Tim's voting system? I think someone ought to go add the category now.
John
- Tue Mar 20 14:13:47 2001

Of course that was a purely hypothetical question... :)
John
- Tue Mar 20 14:11:37 2001

Post it to the message board of course... Maybe we should have a poll - we haven't had one of those for ages.
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Tue Mar 20 14:09:04 2001

Hey everyone, pop quiz. Lets say purely by chance (or utterly dubious means), you stumbled across some, errr, adult material, that appeared to contain an ex-girlfriend, what would you do?
John
- Tue Mar 20 14:06:58 2001

JOHN! That's great news!!
DSP
- Tue Mar 20 14:01:29 2001

Hmmm... could be a bit awkward - during April I will mostly be in Japan...
John
- Tue Mar 20 13:56:44 2001

John, I think we should allocate at date in April for you to come down to Wimborne and that....otherwise it may be ages again!
Simon
- Tue Mar 20 13:32:44 2001

Ability to work seems to be out. Dammit.
John
- Mon Mar 19 14:47:02 2001

Nice!
Simon
- Mon Mar 19 13:20:11 2001

Hash browns? Potato wedges? Sauteed potato cubes?
John
- Mon Mar 19 13:18:04 2001

Hmmm... its a tricky one. One of my most favouritest foods at the moment is parmesan, but its not that because its something that can be enjoyed over and over again, parmesan gets a bit sickly after a while... Quite possibly roast potatoes, but a bit more funky and less English somehow... Erm.
John
- Mon Mar 19 13:16:37 2001

(and its not allowed to be Cake!)
Simon
- Mon Mar 19 13:00:33 2001

If this album was a food, what would it be?
Simon
- Mon Mar 19 12:56:57 2001

This weekend I was mostly listening to Cake's third album, Prolonging the Magic, which I have been enjoying immensely.
I thank you.
John
- Mon Mar 19 12:54:58 2001

Its seems that everyone is asleep/away/hungover/unable to type/insane today!
Simon
- Fri Mar 16 16:53:34 2001

Eh?
Simon
- Fri Mar 16 11:26:23 2001

This is a message to Jon: 213.171.193.20 salsacourt.co.uk. Salsacourt.com is an alias to that.
Jon
- Thu Mar 15 22:06:22 2001

Just got home. Happy Birthday John.. may see you later!!!
rowanboy
- Thu Mar 15 18:06:05 2001

.....................ww..ww.wwww....wwwwww..why aren't you drinking then??!!!
Simon
- Thu Mar 15 16:15:40 2001

It is already 3:30 and not one drop of alcohol has yet passed my lips today. Appaling.
John
- Thu Mar 15 15:43:25 2001

John, please may I be one of the last people who, during office hours, wish you a happy birthday! Thankyou.
dsp
- Thu Mar 15 15:36:09 2001

You could use your own name, sweetheart.
John
- Thu Mar 15 15:09:32 2001

Happy Birthday from me too!
Littlepanda
- Thu Mar 15 14:52:27 2001

Nice, Rob nice........and a very Happy Birthday John from me too.....Get it down ya!
Simon
- Thu Mar 15 13:27:10 2001

Hmmm... I think the netwok is still broken here at South Bank.
John
- Thu Mar 15 11:08:56 2001

Nice John, Naaice.
Simon
- Tue Mar 13 12:01:16 2001

Then I would blatently request that you SMS me your postal address...hmmmm...I wonder why??!!
Simon
- Tue Mar 13 11:53:44 2001

By the way, I'd just like to exceptionally blatantly remind everyone its my birthday on Thursday.
John
- Tue Mar 13 10:56:20 2001

Hmmmm that previous message looks a bit harsh. Shortly I will mostly be eating a banana (slightly under ripe).
John
- Tue Mar 13 10:51:06 2001

Why the fuck are 8 people still working away in my office at gone 7 o' clock? Is it just to make me feel guilty? Go the fuck home!
John
- Mon Mar 12 19:16:41 2001

This afternoon I have been mostly in the pub with Mr Tom Rowan, in fact, on account of it being his birthday and all that.
John
- Mon Mar 12 18:43:17 2001

May i be the first person to wish Mr Thomas Rowanboy esq. a very happy birthday.
I thank you...
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Mon Mar 12 12:21:13 2001

Belgium was really good - I enjoyed some surprisingly good "vegetarische platte" and drank lots of Leffe etc. Nice. There will be pictures eventually...
John
- Mon Mar 12 11:24:07 2001

How was Belguim then?
Simon
- Mon Mar 12 10:06:08 2001

Loads of pictures, nice. Something of a shooting spree, (no terrorism puns intended about that weekend). The only time I had charge of the camera produced a blurry picture, wheres my paintbrush? (For this obscure reference please see my site!) The fleece: I am actually frequently caught wearing this staple item of outdoor wear, but it is winter! Oh and by the way nice site. Having little work net access I'm afraid I can't keep up with 'the board'.
Stan <Darren@littleowl.org.uk>
Home:With whiskey and a guitar'. (Hang-on that's not right!?), - Sat Mar 10 01:54:45 2001

Nice.
Simon
- Fri Mar 9 14:03:02 2001

It is indeed actually wall hung now - the engineer came round on Monday and its all fixed - hot water, heating and everything. These are luxuries I don't really feel like I deserve!
John
- Fri Mar 9 13:02:28 2001

Two plumbers are currently repairing my leaking boiler. How is your Boiler getting on John? Still wall hung?
Simon
- Fri Mar 9 12:59:47 2001

or even Belgium. Eat loads of chocolates and drink fine beer anyway......
Simon
- Fri Mar 9 12:54:11 2001

Enjoy Belguim sir!
Simon
- Fri Mar 9 12:53:04 2001

Today it appears, everyone but pops and myself will be mostly not posting to the message board.
John
- Fri Mar 9 12:50:16 2001

This weekend I will be mostly in Belgium.
John
- Fri Mar 9 12:38:15 2001

Very nice Sirs... Especially the pics... (btw, it was the Moon & Sixpence, and it was Oxford Street later on, not Picadilly Circus)...but why let facts spoil a good page? The rats in the cellar, you know who you are...or do you?
Popz <thestranger@strangeaffair.com>
In front of a PC, Central London - Fri Mar 9 10:13:22 2001

Nice!
John
- Thu Mar 8 16:38:21 2001

God yeah.
John
- Thu Mar 8 16:30:34 2001

You must come down to Wimborne in April you understand!
Simon
- Thu Mar 8 13:46:17 2001

Very nice John!!
Simon
- Thu Mar 8 13:43:50 2001

Now available, pictures from the weekend spent with Simon and Co. Niiiiice!
John
- Thu Mar 8 12:54:16 2001

I do have a slight aversion to Magic, oh yes indeed.
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Madlab, Reading - Thu Mar 8 11:41:31 2001

For bonus points, see if you can find tom's domain that contains the phrase "This page is under construnction"
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Thu Mar 8 11:32:15 2001

Tom, how come whenever you post an image it is from a different domain? How many websites do you have? And how many of them do you actually need?
John
- Thu Mar 8 11:25:15 2001

Cool.. glad u liked it :-)
rowanboy
- Wed Mar 7 15:25:56 2001

Thanks Tom, that is by far the nicest picture of a chopped up dining table I've seen all week.
John
- Wed Mar 7 14:38:48 2001

I'm awake. Just about anyway...
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Wed Mar 7 14:11:35 2001

IS the whole world asleep?
rowanboy
- Wed Mar 7 14:05:09 2001

as promised..

rowanboy
- Wed Mar 7 09:22:19 2001

if graf had brought the bloody cable... they would be there NOW.
rowanboy
- Tue Mar 6 22:52:10 2001

the chopped fireood pictured will be online shortly... tomorrow.
rowanboy and graf
- Tue Mar 6 22:49:11 2001

I have just done a simon watson special.

I *did* have a dining table and four chairs... i still have the electric saw and a pile of firewood.
rowanboy
- Tue Mar 6 16:51:31 2001

Rob, Are you the same Rob who threatened to throw me out of the window of the faculty of letters when I asked if you played Magic cards?
Yes I still Remember
- Tue Mar 6 16:15:24 2001

Yeah%21 New job%21
dsp
- Mon Mar 5 12:49:16 2001

Yes Simon, it was indeed quite not flat.
John
- Mon Mar 5 12:25:13 2001

I'm going to be a professional, paid web designer. Nil-flatness there.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Madlab, Reading - Mon Mar 5 10:57:04 2001

John, could you SMS me your personal email address please...
Simon
- Mon Mar 5 10:28:37 2001

I would just like to say, our weekend in London was quite great. Nice.
Simon
- Mon Mar 5 10:05:02 2001

Ok Simon - have a good trip!
John
- Fri Mar 2 17:30:54 2001

See you tommorrow John, will give you a ring when we are nearing London, should be about 11:40 tommorrow.
Simon
- Fri Mar 2 17:17:47 2001

Nope, this cheese is definitely not flat.
John
- Fri Mar 2 17:04:36 2001

Sounds odd, but nice, and not flat.
Simon
- Fri Mar 2 16:58:54 2001

I've just bought some cheese on-line. Nice.
John
- Fri Mar 2 16:58:00 2001

Nice Simon... NICE!
John
- Fri Mar 2 16:41:23 2001

Simon
- Fri Mar 2 16:26:48 2001

Its a definate eating in situation then. NICE!!
Simon
- Fri Mar 2 16:19:57 2001

Wine... required... NOW...
John
- Fri Mar 2 16:15:05 2001

Yea getting wine out is also so expensive don't you think? You usually pay about three times the shop price in a restaurant and the selection isn't normally as good. Plus at John's restaruant, bar and hotel there is no closing time...
John
- Fri Mar 2 16:13:32 2001

Is this a reason to eat in do you think......or not?
Simon
- Fri Mar 2 16:03:37 2001

Eating in would greatly increase availability of wine - we could get quite unmanageable.
John
- Fri Mar 2 15:58:46 2001

Its up to you really (since your kitchen and that)...I don't mind either way as long as a) Its not really expensive. b) There is loads of wine. We could either do a supermarket attack and get loads of nice stuff, or just find somewhere out
Simon
- Fri Mar 2 14:59:10 2001

Simon - tomorrow night would you prefer to eat in or out? Mmmmmmmm large amounts of wiiiiiine...
John
- Fri Mar 2 14:25:28 2001

Holland - its a bit flat.
The Dutch Tourist Board
- Fri Mar 2 14:15:39 2001

Sounds a bit flat.
John
- Fri Mar 2 14:14:03 2001

I am going to start trying to (over)use this phrase, which in itself is a bit flat.
Simon
- Fri Mar 2 14:05:41 2001

Rob: I like your bit of the page, and agree with deviating from the normal maison design - it is starting to look a bit flat.
John
- Fri Mar 2 12:57:38 2001

For lunch I am mostly eating a bagel with mozzarella and tomato, it is ok, but a bit flat.
John
- Fri Mar 2 12:54:52 2001

Oddly flat has become my favourite new word, but as a criticism, i.e. yea, its OK, but its a bit flat.
John
- Fri Mar 2 12:54:04 2001

Magic John, Magic John has a flat in London Magic John, Magic John going to see him tommorrow!
Simon
- Fri Mar 2 09:19:19 2001

Simon
- Thu Mar 1 15:22:08 2001

Cheers Jon, ole son. I hope you like the new site I stuck on my bit. I've sort of ignored the whole Maison De Stuff design. A bit. I almost have some more stuff to add to it.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Madlab, Reading - Thu Mar 1 14:06:45 2001

Rob, I'll set up a password just for you tonight. I can't set it up at work, due to firewall being poo.
Jon E
- Thu Mar 1 12:58:32 2001

Bugger, I am teaching from 1 until 4. Oh well.
John
- Thu Mar 1 12:46:39 2001

John, how about bloody public bloody transport? How about the shoddy road network? What about pigeons, I mean! Pigeons? Getting old? Can't fight it. What a bummer! What about jumpers becoming bobbly? Women!?!
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Madlab, Reading - Thu Mar 1 12:36:11 2001

Bye Bye old web site, you go to digital heavan. Hellow new pointy website with pointy bits.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Madlab, Reading - Thu Mar 1 12:33:37 2001

I feel a powerful compulsion to moan, but I can't think of anything particular I want to moan about. Any suggestions?
John
- Thu Mar 1 12:22:56 2001

Jon / John or whoever. I still can not log in. This is very odd. Has the password changed? If so, if someone could email / text msg / phone me I would appreciate it as I would like to upload these nice new pages wot I made.
Rob Lang <r.i.w.lang@rdg.ac.uk>
Madlab, Reading - Thu Mar 1 12:12:01 2001

Today, I will be mostly feeling girls.
Mr. Horney
- Thu Mar 1 11:48:57 2001

Today I will be mostly horney.

- Thu Mar 1 11:44:20 2001

And a flick and a kick, for being so quick.
Jon E
- Thu Mar 1 11:43:52 2001

Today I will mostly be feeling miserable.
John
- Thu Mar 1 11:40:48 2001

Pinch, punch, first of the month and all that.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Madlab, Reading - Thu Mar 1 11:36:22 2001

Hmmmmm....March!
Simon
- Thu Mar 1 09:29:34 2001