ARSE!

Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Tue Apr 30 12:00:14 2002

Hmmmmmmmmm, Yeahs.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Tue Apr 30 10:29:15 2002

Please, someone, entertain me!
Simon
- Mon Apr 29 13:08:38 2002

I'M BORED

Simon
- Mon Apr 29 13:07:55 2002

Just messing around with that altavista translation tool. But it's missing Hungarian at the moment!
Simon
- Mon Apr 29 13:06:24 2002

La mia parola, questa è tutti i obs stessi.
Uncle Rocking Chair
- Mon Apr 29 13:04:43 2002

Nice, John, naaice.
Simon
- Mon Apr 29 13:01:24 2002

Well i think im over him now i can now stand to see him. its not that thanks for all ur help anna
Anna <annie04_2006@hotmail.com>
United States, Kansas - Sun Apr 28 21:57:23 2002

Hey I forgot to mention, Im going to Japan for a while, in fact, Im there now.
John
- Sun Apr 28 13:56:07 2002

That's no excuse Simon!
John
- Fri Apr 26 15:23:37 2002

Go on, blow up John, see if I care!
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Fri Apr 26 14:56:43 2002

I care but I was away at a meeting.
Simon
- Fri Apr 26 14:56:07 2002

This is quite great, so take a look if you're bored, but I'm putting it here mainly so I can find it again easily.
John
- Fri Apr 26 14:38:54 2002

I care John!
Mike
- Fri Apr 26 13:58:48 2002

Well I'm not dead yet, although clearly none of you cared anyway, you thoughtless sods.
John
- Fri Apr 26 13:53:40 2002

There's a major gas leak near my office, the streets have been closed off with police tape, and we're all probably going to get horifically blown up this afternoon.
John
- Fri Apr 26 13:05:48 2002

I think I have.
Simon
- Fri Apr 26 10:40:16 2002

I'm not really sure if I have the flash plugin or not.
John
- Fri Apr 26 10:22:11 2002

I am currently doing something very silly with Flash. Does anyone here have the Flash 5 plugin or do people not care?
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Fri Apr 26 10:17:45 2002

A friend of Mr. Werry thought it was high-larious. It ended up in the lab. Then Justin got hold of it and went mental for a whole day. Very funny stuff indeed.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Fri Apr 26 10:13:15 2002

Marvellous Rob, I wish so much there was scope to post replies to that article. I wonder if Steve Jobs (apparently the new antichrist) has read it? But it does slightly raise the question, how did you find it...?
John
- Thu Apr 25 18:04:51 2002

Here, lads and birds, this is classic:

Evolutionism Propaganda
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Thu Apr 25 14:30:29 2002

I may be able to make the 11th too. (If that's okay with you lot?)
rowanboy
- Thu Apr 25 13:00:22 2002

No probs Simon! I would like to come on the 11th, sounds like a hoot. However, without my bloody diary (which I left at home) I can not say for sure. I'll get back to you (there is a provisional no, though as I think I am flying).
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Wed Apr 24 14:10:17 2002

Yep, it's Saturday, excellent keep that one free then!
Simon
- Wed Apr 24 11:17:24 2002

Simon, that's a Saturday is it? Yep, should be fine...!
John
- Wed Apr 24 11:07:48 2002

Cheers Rob! Haven't seen you in ages sir, and chance of you also heading to London on May 11th for a meet up?
Simon
- Wed Apr 24 10:37:28 2002

NIce Simon, Hungary. Nice.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Wed Apr 24 10:20:52 2002

John: We are planning to go to London on May 11th. Any chance of meeting up for that sake?
Simon
- Wed Apr 24 10:01:24 2002

Susanna is Hungarian and has to go back to finish her degree course. I like it out there so I figured I'd go and live out there for a bit!
Simon
- Wed Apr 24 08:12:23 2002

Wow! Thats very impressive! Why Hungary? Is it work related? Family? Are you in trouble?
dsp
- Tue Apr 23 16:52:31 2002

dsp: It's when I am going out to Hungary to live for 18 months or so with my girlfriend Susanna.
Simon
- Tue Apr 23 16:30:50 2002

Simon: Whats significant about 26th August 2002??
dsp
- Tue Apr 23 16:20:29 2002

Well, it wouldn't be secret if I told you...
Uncle Rpcking Chair
- Tue Apr 23 14:38:31 2002

Does anyone else drink lots of Sherry in secret?
dsp
- Tue Apr 23 12:25:46 2002

well lets c, we dont have the death pen. but i dont think i hate him that much. im just worried bout getting over him, and my friend, i just hope he doesnt treat her the same way he treated me cuz that would break my heart and hers. i dont no what to tell her, or him bout what i feel, i def., dont want to talk to him bout it, but i do her, i want her to be happy but, i dont want her heart broken like mine, and all my friends b4 me and her, cuz he has been around the block. thanks anna
Anna <annie04_2006@hotmail.com>
United States, Kansas - Tue Apr 23 01:25:31 2002

I didn't see Simon's reply there while I was writing mine - great minds think alike....?
John
- Mon Apr 22 16:21:41 2002

Mike may I suggest you sack off whatever you're doing and go for a drink.
John
- Mon Apr 22 16:20:52 2002

Get some Gin down you, that'll clear it. Don't forget the tonic and lemon.
Simon
- Mon Apr 22 16:20:29 2002

Cheers
Simon
- Mon Apr 22 16:14:17 2002

I know the feeling Mike! OK Simon I'm doing it for you now...
John
- Mon Apr 22 16:13:12 2002

Cheers, send it to sw@caplum.com please, yeah I can make my text bigger in exploder, just thought it be easy if it was already big, but if it is fiddly then it should be slacked off!
Simon
- Mon Apr 22 16:11:57 2002

I'm bloody fed up.
Mike
- Mon Apr 22 15:39:06 2002

No problem at all to give you a username/password, if you give me an email address I'll send you one right away... As for making the text larger that's not so easy. Are you using exploder? Can't you just change the text size in your view menu?
John
- Mon Apr 22 15:15:44 2002

Nice John, naaice...yeah I wouldn't mind a log in, if I can think of anything worthwhile I'll put it in, also is there any chance of making the text slightly larger?
Simon
- Mon Apr 22 15:07:08 2002

Actually Simon, I've just added a new article. Please remember you can all add articles yourself! Just let me know and I'll set you up an account.
John
- Mon Apr 22 14:34:36 2002

You're gambling your life away Tim.
John
- Mon Apr 22 13:13:40 2002

Greetings and salutations!
Our lottery syndicate has won £10! Yay!
dsp
- Mon Apr 22 13:10:56 2002

Anna, do they have the death penalty in Kansas? If not, then murder's always an option.
John
- Mon Apr 22 13:05:28 2002

Ohh...that grey matter news thing was a real flash-in-the-pan wasn't it, you played with it for five minutes now you never use it! <\parent>
Simon
- Mon Apr 22 11:43:14 2002

John, cheers for the photos. They're great! My god, I was sooooo drunk!
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Mon Apr 22 10:03:07 2002

Anna, make new friends or nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Don't cut yourself up, just get on with it!!!
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Mon Apr 22 10:02:38 2002

Thanks for the help, i guess i do need to get out, its hard to tell, when u should move on, but the hardest thing is watching how happy he is with one of my closet and longest friends. its just so hare. what should i do bout this. anna
Anna <annie04_2006@hotmail.com>
United States, Kansas - Mon Apr 22 02:34:31 2002

It seemed to take a thousand million hours to upload, but anyway, the pictures from our outing on Saturday are now on the web.
John
- Mon Apr 22 00:06:00 2002

Plus every time I feel a bit crap I take a look at the singing arab. It certainly makes me feel a lot better.
John
- Sun Apr 21 21:50:45 2002

Rob - you're welcome, mate! I hope you liked the picture too - I made it with myown fair hands!
Anna - I think Rob's on the right track there, but I'd take it even further, and I can't help but think you coming from Kansas is really poignant - for some reason it's really iconic for me of this sort of thing, kind of a mixture of the sentiment behind Wizard of Oz and Nurse Betty (have you seen it?).... You need to travel as much as possible, if you can then leave the country, see as much as you can, meet as many new people as you can, live somewhere else, build things into your life that you know are wonderful and yet you know are nothing to do with your ex. The world's an incredibly vast and amazing place, and I just refuse to admit one shitty person is all it takes to spoil it all.
John
- Sun Apr 21 21:41:49 2002

John, cheers for the Birthday present. It had me laughing my bum off today. I feel like I have been in quarentine. Cheers again mate. R.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Highmead Close, Reading, UK - Sun Apr 21 20:48:18 2002

Anna, I know how you feel. It's hard but moving on is mostly about doing new things and meeting new people. Get out more and do something new: take up a new hobby or something. Only by doing this are you going to meet new people and get out of the old mindset of your ex. I speak not only from past experience, but I too am now going to begin this sort of exploration.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Highmead Close, Reading, UK - Sun Apr 21 20:47:15 2002

Hi everyone, i need a little help, ive tried to get help from my friends and family but they just dont seem to understand. Well here i goes, about three weeks ago my ex boyfriend broke up w/ me, and now hes already going out with one of my long time friends. I told her i wish her the best of luck but i just cant seem to get over him. and i want to move on but i dont no how. if u have any advise please email me at annie04_2006@hotmail.com thanks anna
Anna <annie04_2006@hotmail.com>
United States, Kansas - Sat Apr 20 19:04:33 2002

Time to go home I reckon.
Mike
- Fri Apr 19 17:36:06 2002

I hope my funny attitude last night wasn't a factor! (I had a stomach ache!)
John
- Fri Apr 19 14:27:40 2002

Temporarily...?
John
- Fri Apr 19 14:27:10 2002

Split with Sophie.
Rob "Version Two" Lang <rob@bullet-systems.com>
MADLAB, Reading - Fri Apr 19 14:04:56 2002

Kind of a struggle to work on a Friday afternoon.
Mike
- Fri Apr 19 13:47:24 2002

You too Rob! Sorry if I was a bit irreverent. Very version 2.
John
- Fri Apr 19 11:39:08 2002

Cool to see you again last night mate.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Fri Apr 19 11:23:30 2002

So have you all got the day off again or are you just too lazy to bloody well say anything? Come on sebastian!
John
- Fri Apr 19 10:41:35 2002

Jill, you make me sick.
John
- Fri Apr 19 09:15:53 2002

Is it raining?
Jill <jrhodes@staterail.nsw.gov.au>
Sydney, Australia - Fri Apr 19 07:52:44 2002

i take it you'll be putting pictures of this drunkathon on here...? could be amusing to see just wondering if any of u play counterstrike or diablo2 online...cos now my courseowrk is finished i'll be playing them at a frequency similar to that of a fly/wasp dieing after having realised that it was not a good idea to fly next to the long illuminated thing on the ceiling. anyway...l8r
chris rowan <chris.rowan@tiscali.co.uk>
(ashamedly) AT COLLEGE, in the vicinity of the keyboard - Thu Apr 18 14:21:23 2002

Chiecan - ima coko desu ka? Anata no bango iru!
John
- Thu Apr 18 13:41:45 2002

MONKEY!
John
- Thu Apr 18 09:25:30 2002

What I meant to say was... Chances of Brown being really drunk AND unmanageable...?
John
- Wed Apr 17 09:34:21 2002

Chances of Brown being really drunk of unmanageable...?
John
- Wed Apr 17 09:33:59 2002

There will be lots of other slags there too, I've dug up Brown, Byrn, Justin, Fish, Baldrick, Dwain and all the usual suspects!!! John, your camera will be required!!!

Byrnie and Rob celebrate in near style.

Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Wed Apr 17 09:28:18 2002

Yea, that'd be him.
John
- Tue Apr 16 15:22:50 2002

is he the one with the ginger barnet?
alex
- Tue Apr 16 14:35:57 2002

he's he the one with the ginger barnet?
alex
- Tue Apr 16 14:35:36 2002

Unless any of you are planning on making a surprise appearance...?
John
- Tue Apr 16 14:15:48 2002

Only me and Rob I'm afraid. I think I've met you before a couple of times. I'm pretty sure you've met Rob before.
John
- Tue Apr 16 14:15:15 2002

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... John Hawkins!!
dsp
- Tue Apr 16 14:07:12 2002

Hello guys, am I going to get to meet you all at Rob's do then?
Alex
- Tue Apr 16 13:59:19 2002

Should have had some gin with it.
Simon
- Tue Apr 16 13:51:31 2002

I had a cheese and pickle sandwich, which, although freshly prepared, managed a disappointing 32% on the lunch satisfaction scale.
John
- Tue Apr 16 13:21:53 2002

I have a suspicion that cup-a-soup croutons are actually made from polyfilla, but unfortunately I can't back that up with paperwork.
John
- Tue Apr 16 13:15:13 2002

Oh yes, although I have to say that the croutons were sub-standard.
Simon
- Tue Apr 16 13:02:25 2002

Croutons and everyfing?
John
- Tue Apr 16 12:16:26 2002

I am eating a leek and potato cup-a-soup which is unexpectedly nice.
Simon
- Tue Apr 16 12:08:01 2002

Sounds like it could be a well effective plan then. I think we're looking at sometime in the middle of May though...
Simon
- Mon Apr 15 16:25:44 2002

There's a place called Abeno very close to the British Museum, that (I think) is the only place in the country you can buy Okinomiyaki - it's kind of a speciality in Hiroshima. Very nice indeed! They'd almost certainly sell sake as well, in fact I may well have had sake last time I went.
John
- Mon Apr 15 16:23:24 2002

Hmmm...I haven't tried sake....it'll have to be done soon methinks, in your good company. I know Susanna wants to visit the British Museum, maybe we could somehow build that in to a Reading/London rendezvous involving sake also.
Simon
- Mon Apr 15 16:21:15 2002

Not incredibly serious, but I did manage to get to the point where whenever I closed my eyes the room span around -thats usually around a 7.
John
- Mon Apr 15 16:15:34 2002

What are we talking on the drunk scale here John?
Simon
- Mon Apr 15 16:11:11 2002

Still on the plus side the message board is filled with radiant conversation today.
John
- Mon Apr 15 14:59:41 2002

Last night I was bored and miserable. So I drank a whole bottle of expensive sake (atsukan - warm). It was bloody delicious. Afterwards I felt a little less bored, slightly less miserable and a lot more drunk. May I recommend you all try it, preferably whilst having a bath.
John
- Mon Apr 15 13:46:45 2002

Tired and loosing it. Not going into campus today. Probably wise.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Highmead Close, Reading - Mon Apr 15 11:15:10 2002

John: Nice SMS message, NAAICCEE!
Simon
- Mon Apr 15 11:08:39 2002

Ohhhhh half of you lot have got the day off haven't you? That's why it's so quiet.
John
- Fri Apr 12 13:59:09 2002

Sorry Corinna - I've not been to university for a while, I don't have an internet connection at home at the moment and I can't really do much email from work... When I'm next on the internet and not working I'll send you a big email!
John
- Fri Apr 12 10:38:36 2002

Hey John. very nice pictures from the graduation and drinking partys. Trying to get in touch with you but not very easy to get an answer from you. hope you are doing fine. take care.corinna
Corinna <cfaehndrich@hotmail.com>
Passau, Germany, - Fri Apr 12 10:00:55 2002

Is that good...?
John
- Fri Apr 12 09:52:54 2002

John, everything turned out alright in the end. It's still on.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Fri Apr 12 09:46:39 2002

Well I'm really hungry anyway.
John
- Fri Apr 12 09:27:39 2002

Simon
- Thu Apr 11 15:35:42 2002

or even Holmes
Simon
- Thu Apr 11 15:33:30 2002

Aye, like a Sherlock Holme mystery...
Simon
- Thu Apr 11 15:33:09 2002

Thanks Si! Enjoy your time off too!
The weekend sounds like the perfect setting for a murder.
dsp
- Thu Apr 11 15:24:10 2002

Enjoy the wedding Tim - sounds a great place for it
Simon
- Thu Apr 11 15:22:27 2002

We do chicken as well.
Mr.Cod
- Thu Apr 11 15:21:07 2002

Hmmmmmmmm, ketchup stained walls.
Homer
- Thu Apr 11 14:58:15 2002

Alex can still remember her trip to Radstock Road, the ketchup stained wall and piss-stenched lounge is legendery. She is also still poorly at the thought of visiting Fish and Chicken. (she got food poisoning)
dsp
- Thu Apr 11 14:56:39 2002

Secretely myself (and perhaps the 1998 Version of Simon) are slightly hmmmphed at the sound of Alex getting married.
Jon E
- Thu Apr 11 14:50:31 2002

My sister Alex's is marrying Eugene at a wedding in a hotel in Buxton. The family is meeting up on Friday, the wedding is on Saturday and we're all coming home on Sunday.
I do love a good wedding!
Are you fancing a stroll up the isle?
dsp
- Thu Apr 11 14:47:55 2002

Nothing much, Susanna has got the week off, so we just want to relax a bit, meet up with her friend who's just come over to work as an aupair from Hungary, and just randomly go out somewhere, then go out on the beers in the evening...where's the wedding?
Simon
- Thu Apr 11 14:43:54 2002

Any plans Si?
I am travelling for a wedding on Saturday.
dsp
- Thu Apr 11 14:01:44 2002

I'd like to point out that so have I!
Simon
- Thu Apr 11 13:58:55 2002

Can I jsut point out that I have tomorrow off!
dsp
- Thu Apr 11 13:32:59 2002

I just wanted to remember how to do a refresh tag.
John
- Wed Apr 10 15:23:33 2002

ok, l8rz tom
dsp
- Wed Apr 10 14:31:07 2002

NEway, I hav 2 go 4 now. bck l8r. cheerz 4 that.
rowanboy
- Wed Apr 10 14:16:29 2002

n1ce 1 m8.
rowanboy
- Wed Apr 10 14:15:19 2002

Guess who is on my course? You remember Jeremy Scantlebury? Hung around with Paul Swift.. and Raj ocassionally.
rowanboy
- Wed Apr 10 14:14:11 2002

Better look the proper spelling up in your DXNRE dsp!
Uncle Rocking Chair
- Wed Apr 10 14:13:43 2002

Cheerz 4 that
dsp
- Wed Apr 10 13:53:48 2002

Yeah John, and I hate it when people use the letter X or the number 8 to shorten words like: Xagger8 pl8 m8 r8 xtreme. Looks shit.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Wed Apr 10 13:37:32 2002

I am sorting out the invite list now, sister. You are invited, as long as you bring some of your female friends with you. It's going to be a bit blokey. Details to follow.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Wed Apr 10 11:19:59 2002

I quite hate the modern use of the word "essential". Like "Essential Club Anthems". Agh.
John
- Tue Apr 9 15:19:00 2002

Simon: I recently purchased The Essential Bob Dylan. Although the name is a bit dubious, the content is superb - including rainy day women and evryfing.
John
- Tue Apr 9 15:16:56 2002

John: Yep!
Simon
- Tue Apr 9 15:10:41 2002

Rob - OK I've cancelled my two hours reading to sick children in hospitals, the lunchtime feeding the elderly and my afternoon rescuing injured endangered seabirds so I can come join in with your shennanegans. Also, I've realised I don't have a clue how to spell shennanegans.
John
- Tue Apr 9 14:46:28 2002

Simon: everybody must get stoned...?
John
- Tue Apr 9 14:40:09 2002

Oi, little bro! Aren't I invited?? BTW, if you want to come over Sat night this weekend rather than coming up with the family you're welcome.
rob's big sis
- Tue Apr 9 14:28:53 2002

Ab spot on John. In fact, I was about to announce a HUGE Byrnie and Rob piss up, beginning in town and then ending up at Highmead! Fantastic!!! You're all welcome to come, John, you're expected to be there.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Tue Apr 9 14:20:26 2002

John: I received a very strange voicemail recently!......
Simon
- Tue Apr 9 14:16:37 2002

Isn't it your birthday soon Rob? For some reason I think it's the 16th, but maybe I've just gone mad.
John
- Tue Apr 9 12:35:05 2002

No internet? Oh dear, John. The Drink invite was an open invitation. Oh, and keep Saturday 20th free. Huge piss up in town.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
MADLAB, Reading - Tue Apr 9 11:16:59 2002

Sorry Rob, I only just saw that message - I don't have an internet connection at home!
John
- Tue Apr 9 09:45:15 2002

Back from camp/flying now. Fancy a drink John boy?
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Highmead Close, Reading - Sun Apr 7 15:37:17 2002

Graf: only smarty knows the answer to that!
rowanboy
- Fri Apr 5 16:01:01 2002

I've got "smarty" in the office grand national sweepstake. 25 to 1 apparently, so it'll probably fall at the first fence or something.
Graf <graf@altavista.net>
- Fri Apr 5 14:05:44 2002

I couldn't find Bradley's Boy. Was considering putting a tenner on Ad Hoc though. I hear his methodology is somewhat unconventional.
John
- Fri Apr 5 13:51:12 2002

C++ is so hypocritical!
rowanboy
- Fri Apr 5 11:48:31 2002

Am I the only person that has never encountered the C++ keyword mutable before? Apparently it lets you create a variable that can be changed by const functions. Errrr, so that's like totally defeating the object then.
John
- Fri Apr 5 11:40:07 2002

You're my star barbeque chef, Tim.
John
- Fri Apr 5 11:35:35 2002

I dont know, you tell us Tom.
dsp
- Fri Apr 5 11:22:11 2002

dsp: are you having a bbq at your house this year? can we all come and eat undercooked value burgers?
rowanboy
- Fri Apr 5 11:21:41 2002

B R A D L E Y.. now what does that spell?
rowanboy
- Fri Apr 5 11:18:09 2002

I was on site in London at 0813 this morning. I had built a complete firewall by 0859 :0)
rowanboy
- Fri Apr 5 11:17:40 2002

Fantastic. Where can I place my bet?
Johnj
- Fri Apr 5 10:29:08 2002

Good morning!
Anyone betting on the National?
John: I believe there's a horse called: "Bradley's Boy"
dsp
- Fri Apr 5 09:57:21 2002

concentrate? Or did you add water?
Jon E
- Fri Apr 5 09:04:48 2002

WOOOOOOOOOOOAAWWW!! Easy tiger!
Simon
- Fri Apr 5 08:48:40 2002

Yea?! Yea?! But I have also consumed an entire bottle of Ribena already.
John
- Fri Apr 5 08:47:48 2002

Mr Hawkins, I would like to congratulate you on your early arrival at work, however I would just like to point out that I am a considerably early starter than you.
Jon E
- Fri Apr 5 08:44:29 2002

Look how early I am in work today.
John
- Fri Apr 5 08:42:13 2002

QUIET!?
rowanboy
- Thu Apr 4 14:44:16 2002

Sounds all a bit grim.
Mike
- Wed Apr 3 17:06:09 2002

How about some beef curtains?
Al Hall
- Wed Apr 3 14:41:07 2002

Thanks - although they're not as neatly laid out as I would have liked, and the times are all wrong! Plus the full size pictures are a bit too big for putting on the web - they take ages to download. Anyway, I think Chie has sent some people emails, so hopefully everyone will get to see them... Hope you get well soon!
John
- Wed Apr 3 14:40:47 2002

Hi John! I saw the your works of pictures. Thanks very much!we all Gyosei graduates would be extremely happy!! But me still sick in the bed (=q=)
ageha
- Wed Apr 3 14:13:42 2002

Oh, they're odd alright, just not obviously adverts!
Bob
The Moon - Wed Apr 3 14:10:13 2002

I need some new curtains as the pet rats had a grand old time over easter chewing the ones we have. Can anyone recommend a rat-proof curtain website?
Alex
Outer Mongolia, - Wed Apr 3 12:17:15 2002

Ah. And the messages that you lot write aren't odd at all??
Dave
Turkey, - Wed Apr 3 12:06:41 2002

Well, I have found a site that offers a huge range of concrete ducks! Click here, www.concreteduck.com, oh whoops that isn't actually a hyperlink, and your screen can be instantly filling with pop up windows!
Victor
India - Wed Apr 3 10:04:21 2002

Hi, can anyone recommend where I can get a large concrete duck, as I am looking to upgrade my garden and I don't know where to start. Cheers
Bob
South Carolina - Wed Apr 3 10:02:10 2002

Yes, this is a message board, but the messages are odd you see.
Jim
Iceland - Wed Apr 3 09:55:49 2002

I spent a while trying to decide how to react to those two blatant adverts below, and I've decided to settle for piss off.
John
- Wed Apr 3 09:49:45 2002

Odd? The message board is for adding messages!!
Dave
Turkey, - Wed Apr 3 09:34:52 2002

It's all a bit odd.
Simon
- Wed Apr 3 09:10:39 2002

I have found a site that has online training courses for various work at home job opportunities. They offer writing courses, medical coding courses, medical terminology courses, freelance writing courses, MIME method of medical transcription courses. This site also hosts the worlds largest work at home jobs database. Click here: http://www.homeworkers.org/vlc/index.html
Chris <infocs8@netscape.net>
- Wed Apr 3 01:29:53 2002

Can anyone recommend a site that offers online training in medical billing as I am looking to upgrade my skills and I don't know where to start. Thanks
Fred
Canada, - Wed Apr 3 00:08:39 2002

Flake (x2)
Toblerone
Minature Heros (with built-in mini-creme-eggs)
dsp
- Tue Apr 2 15:42:26 2002

I would just like to say that I am liking your use of WTF? it is very er... good.
Jon E
- Tue Apr 2 15:41:12 2002

That would be 2 easter eggs. However I would like to point out that one was a Chocolate Orange and the other a Kit Kat (Chunky). Could you be more descriptive about yours?
Jon E
- Tue Apr 2 15:40:20 2002

JonE: alright there!! Any Easter eggs?
dsp
- Tue Apr 2 15:39:10 2002

Tom, are you in a Time Warp, and thought that Tim had just been to Rio? Alright there timbo?
Jon E
- Tue Apr 2 15:35:26 2002

rowanboy: WTF??
dsp
- Tue Apr 2 15:31:47 2002

Dsp: sunburn?
rowanboy
- Tue Apr 2 15:24:51 2002

Thanks Simon! Yep, he is pretty fantastic...
John
- Tue Apr 2 13:31:33 2002

Nice John, he's really little and cute and ev'ryfing...ahhhwwwww.....
Simon
- Tue Apr 2 13:23:07 2002

Did you find Will (as he is now known) in a Kinder Surprise egg then John?
David
- Tue Apr 2 12:59:48 2002

No, I doubt pop idol had anything to do with it! I got absolutely no easter eggs by the way. Although I did enjoy a rather nice cypriate style barbeque on saturday, grilled halloumi (which is delicious) and everything.
John
- Tue Apr 2 12:57:36 2002

BTW: I achieved an eggy four Easter eggs!!!
dsp
- Tue Apr 2 12:47:18 2002

Named after Will from Pop Idol?
dsp
- Tue Apr 2 12:44:43 2002

May I introduce you all to Mr. William Hawkins:

Born 30th March 2002.
John
- Tue Apr 2 12:43:02 2002

Oh, it's April!
Simon
- Tue Apr 2 07:58:09 2002