try profileintime.co.uk
brian <magic@enta.net>
- Sat Sep 29 11:23:08 2001

Being serious is broken.
UnClE jiM
- Thu Sep 27 17:17:32 2001

No, no, really?
dsp
- Thu Sep 27 17:16:20 2001

Working in a secret underground laboratory attempting to create a human/elk (or caribou) hybrid...?
John
- Thu Sep 27 17:11:37 2001

Yeah.
No, seriously.
dsp
- Thu Sep 27 16:47:12 2001

I'm going to become a yoga instructor.
John
- Thu Sep 27 16:43:55 2001

Part time eh?
So what will you be doing for the other part? Eh, John?
dsp
- Thu Sep 27 16:09:19 2001

Well, today is kind of my last day in South Bank, other than occasional visits to see Ali. Assuming I don't come in tomorrow that is, which I probably won't. Before anyone asks, no, the PhD isn't finished, and no, I'm not giving up. Just going to be more of a part time thing from now on.
John
- Thu Sep 27 16:05:06 2001

Let's not forget Red Leicester
Henry the Hoover
- Wed Sep 26 16:37:26 2001

Lyngemark!
Uncle Bulgaria
- Wed Sep 26 16:36:43 2001

I've been prompted to join the international dairy worker's pacifist movement. With slogans like "Make cheese, not war", "Love thy neighbour - and his camembert" and "Nuclear weapons? No thanks, I'm a yoghurt man myself." I think it's an organisation that is bound to capture the hearts and minds of people the world over. Other than anyone who is lactose intolerant, of course.
Brian
- Wed Sep 26 13:45:35 2001

I wonder why I can't ping that??
dsp
- Wed Sep 26 12:35:26 2001

I think 192.168.17.64/26 is probably my favourite. LOL
rowanboy
- Wed Sep 26 12:28:53 2001

Doh! Plane - FOOL!
dsp
- Wed Sep 26 12:24:12 2001

I wonder how BA would feel in these times of global terror.
"I ain't getting on no plain - FOOL!"
dsp
- Wed Sep 26 12:23:59 2001

Tom: What's your favourite IP and subnet mask?
And whats it for?
dsp
- Wed Sep 26 12:22:37 2001

Fully Laden was he?
rowanboy
- Wed Sep 26 12:15:32 2001

I have just seen Bin Laden buy 12 scones, a tin of beans, 25 nuclear weapons and a loaf of bread in the local Asda. I said to Mavis "Look at him, carrying that load. He'll do his back in!" Then we continued to talk about what lovely weather we are having, and how much pension I give to charity.
Betty Liptrot
- Wed Sep 26 12:14:47 2001

So. John's having trouble sleeping too... Sigh.
rowanboy
- Wed Sep 26 12:14:46 2001

Greetings DSP and all the folk from Reading. I enjoy your site, and would like to meet you as soon as I get out of prison. Hannibal is planning an escape this afternoon....watch this space
B A
- Wed Sep 26 12:10:59 2001

John: That's nice,
But, do you like Cake's new song?
I'm loving it. (Right now)
dsp
- Wed Sep 26 08:58:16 2001

I'd like to point out how early it is, and that I've already been up for 2 hours.
John
- Wed Sep 26 07:51:33 2001

CERT ADVISORY: CA-2441-00201

Systems affected: all UNIX hosts

Problem Synopsis:
Apparently the Taliban have lost Bin Laden.
It is thought that he may be in hiding.
Will all sysops please check for /bin/laden in case he has
managed to hide in your system.

CERT
- Tue Sep 25 16:05:25 2001

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
I have nothing interesting to mention,
but I thought I'd better say something
because, frankly, I find this silence
embarassing.
Thankyou.
Get to bed!
dsp
- Tue Sep 25 15:52:05 2001

I see. Sounds interesting.
Simon
- Tue Sep 25 12:33:32 2001

Shohkohshu, hmmm it was hard to tell, kind of maybe a bit like sake but more fragrant and brownerer.
John
- Tue Sep 25 10:49:58 2001

Wanted, dead or alive


FBI
- Mon Sep 24 12:57:04 2001

What exactly is Shohkohshu?
Simon
- Fri Sep 21 16:54:32 2001

Tim: just a short while ago I went to New World in Chinatown, with Chie and Chie's Dad, plus also Chie's Dad's friend. Remember, me and you went there aout 5 years ago, plus I believe you may have previously been there with Coops (?!)... It was very nice! Drank Shohkohshu, for the first time, which is lovely.
John
- Thu Sep 20 22:48:28 2001

I had a cheese sandwich this morning. As I was eating it, I thought it was bland. I then stuffed some TNT in with the cheese. Feeling that this was still quite bland, I dipped it in petrol. The sandwich lacked colour so I coated it in liquid uranium 239. All was going well with the deblandification until I stuck a lit sparkler into it. I caused a nuclear explosion 400 times the size of Hiroshima and flattened most of Berkshire.

As if that was not enough, I'd forgotten the bloody Branston Pickle.
Rob Lang
- Thu Sep 20 16:48:59 2001

Having just eaten two flapjacks, I'm wondering who to give the credit to for their invention.
Obviously, it wasn't Mr Flapjack.
dsp
- Thu Sep 20 11:57:50 2001

God yeah. We need some serious de-blanding here!!
Simon
- Thu Sep 20 11:56:33 2001

Looks a bit bland today....
John
- Thu Sep 20 11:53:16 2001

I went home early yesterday and had a cup of tea (milk, one sugar) and beans on toast. This seemed to improve my mood considerably. On the down side, I couldn't then eat my dinner.
John
- Wed Sep 19 10:57:31 2001

You could watch the last part of AI again, and marvel at the fact that real life is much less dull.
Simon
- Tue Sep 18 17:12:48 2001

I think the package is largely broken in general, or the internet is, or something.
John
- Tue Sep 18 16:19:22 2001

I've had the same thing.
rowanboy
- Tue Sep 18 15:59:36 2001

I keep getting CGI timeouts on the message board.
If you're bored John, you could fix that.
(adapted from the "why don't you tidy your room" answer
you used to get from parents when you said you were bored)
dsp
- Tue Sep 18 13:52:58 2001

Lanson Champagne is currently on special offer at
Booze Busters, six bottles for £85.
I wonder if its any coincidence that rowanboy was
drinking it a few days ago??
dsp
- Tue Sep 18 13:50:19 2001

Oh man I am so staggeringly bored it isn't funny any more.... Dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull.
John
- Tue Sep 18 12:22:54 2001

Oh man I am so staggeringly bored it isn't funny any more.... Dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull.
John
- Tue Sep 18 12:22:53 2001

1
Simon
- Tue Sep 18 10:21:26 2001

What colour was it?

1. White
2. Grey
3. Black
4. Brown
5. Other

I have just brought two metres of heat resisting 6 amp flex.
Simon
- Mon Sep 17 16:08:45 2001

I wonder how many different varieties of gravel B&Q sell.
Mike
- Mon Sep 17 14:21:20 2001

Last night I went to see A.I. which was actually not bad up until the last 30 minutes or so which I found immensely depressing and quite dull. It basically goes downhill from the point where Jude Law exits the film, after which the scriptwriters must have gone on strike as there's not really any more dialog. The little robot kid spends 2000 years in a block of ice, which is not unlike the feeling you have yourself upon leaving the cinema. Also vaguely reminiscent of Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (who, if you recall, outlasted existence itself by a factor of 2.5, waiting in a car park). The best character was definitely the teddy bear, who was very great indeed. My advice - go see it (maybe), but leave early.
John
- Mon Sep 17 11:40:48 2001

I had no idea! Although thinking about it now maybe you mentioned the docklands one before now... At least you're still with us Rob!
John
- Mon Sep 17 10:11:03 2001

John, I have witnessed three IRA bombs in total. The first blew a huge chunk out of the Mill Hill barracks up the road, causing much disruption but not injury. The second was in the same place when I was 9ish and blew the window in while I slept. My mother had to wake me to stop me from sleeping in broken glass. The last was when I was visiting my friend who worked in the London docklands, he was showing me around when the docklands car bomb blew up 150 yards away. Terrorism is terrorism, regardless of size.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Highmead Close, Reading - Sun Sep 16 22:03:53 2001

Personally I'm a fan of Veuve Clicquot, in terms of easy drinking ability, and so on.
John
- Sun Sep 16 10:55:39 2001

That's the worst bit about running your own business... it never stops! I am now drinking Lanson champagne.... MMMMmmm!
rowanboy
- Sat Sep 15 17:38:32 2001

Bimey, and all that on a Saturday.
John
- Sat Sep 15 12:31:20 2001

Wow such much nerdiness... and now for some more...

1) 10 Points to me for pointing out that the TCP/IP stack is a FIVE layer model based around the OSI 7 Layer model.
2) Subnets. Right. Jon's got it about right I think without re-reading it all. :-)
A subnet is really just a subSET of the total address space available. The most common divisions are Class A, B and C (16Million, 65K and 256 hosts each).

When a device (A) wants to talk to another device (B), it first looks in it's routing table to see how it should deliver the packet. If it sees that B is in the same subnet as itself, it will use the MAC address (hardware level) to deliver the packet. If not, it will send the packet onto a router. Needless to say, that router MUST be in the same subnet as the host or we're stuffed.

In this context, the subnet mask is used to make the decision whether B is local or not. XOR i think?! Whatever.

The complex bit comes when we choose subnet masks that "chop up" the address space some more. Say an ISP gives us a Class C address (256 address -> 254 hosts + 1 network address and 1 broadcast address), we can chop this up into smaller networks by creating a mask which makes more bits belong to the network definition, and less to the host part of the address. So, instead of a 24 bit mask [255.255.255.0] for a class C, we get say 27 bits [255.255.255.240] for 16 networks of 14 hosts.

Why is this useful? Well, if we need to use a filtering router (firewall) between hosts, but we want to use the same superset address range, you could see how we could simply split it all up as required.

I've probably not done this justice here, actually. I'll look up some good resources and post the URLS here.
rowanboy
- Sat Sep 15 12:19:25 2001

What's all this then?
John
- Sat Sep 15 11:53:50 2001

- Sat Sep 15 11:08:59 2001

hellodsfssfsfds
har
- Sat Sep 15 11:05:49 2001

Node. Or previous gateway/router in the path of that packet.
Jon E
- Fri Sep 14 16:56:28 2001

I love you Jon.
I don't have any technical problem as such.
I was asked a subnet related question at lunchtime,
and realised I didn't know the answer.
It then dawned on me that I didn't know what they we for.
You've been very helpful.
What/who decided when to use a router/gateway? The node or the router/gateway?
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 16:23:10 2001

If you were to actually say what the whole problem was then I can help more. To give me more info do a "netstat -rn" in dos or unix and do an "ifconfig -a" in unix or "ipconfig /all" in dos. This gives a much better idea of how your network works. Also if it's only 1 machine having a problem getting to another (but all other machines can get to it) then it can just be the arp cache. To delete the arp cache do an arp -d. It's always nice to destroy this as it really annoys network engineers when you do it to a box with about 200 concurrent connections.
Jon E
- Fri Sep 14 16:14:11 2001

With physical moves, it's always worth double checking that you didn't have a cross over cable connected to something which you've moved onto something else. Saying that any half decent switch / router will uncross the cross-over.
Jon E
- Fri Sep 14 16:09:09 2001

10 points to anyone who notices the mistake in the last paragraph.
Jon E
- Fri Sep 14 16:07:37 2001

Tim, you can reorder the physical network however you like as long as the Switches and gateways have not been "tweaked". For example my switch knows which machine is on the end of a piece of wire, because when it gets turned on it asks that machine. However some people seem to think it's a good idea to tell the switch / gateway that a certain machine will always be on the end of that wire. (Actually this is MAC addresses and has nothing to do with the a.b.c.d notation, however it is part of the TCP/IP ISO 7 Layer network topology diagram). It is highly gay to have done this. Which is why Tom Rowan probably has.
Jon E
- Fri Sep 14 16:07:10 2001

That's because we were all on the same subnet. 10.1.1.x (Class C subnet) I.P.s if I remember correctly.
Jon E
- Fri Sep 14 16:02:40 2001

Tim, yes and no. Depending on the default router on the host machine or indeed any special routing rules. For example I can set my machine so that anything for the 10.250.1.x net goes to the router at 10.250.100.1 and anything for the 10.250.2.x net goes to the 10.250.100.2 net.
Jon E
- Fri Sep 14 16:00:53 2001

I remember the SkewerNet days.
We were so blissfully ignorant about subnets.
(or at least I was)
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 16:00:29 2001

We made made some Cat5 leads at lunchtime. Arrr...takes me back to those Radstock network building days
I think we should start a networking firm called SkewerNet!
Simon
Office, - Fri Sep 14 15:54:14 2001

Do subnet masks determine when packets are sent to routers?
i.e. This does not match my subnet, fuck, router, can you help?
ps. Would reorganising a physical network require re-allocating subnet masks?
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 15:18:07 2001

A subnet mask allows a network to be mentally and possibly even physically split into organisable areas. It allows (for example) for all your unix servers to be on one subnet, and your NT Servers to be on another. To get from the NT servers to the Unix servers you'd have to cross the subnets for example using a gateway or router. (Tom will probably diss all this and tell me I'm wrong). Another example which is more interesting, is my webservers, currently are on 4 Class C networks I.e. I have 4 ranges for them 10.250.1.x, 10.250.2.x, 10.250.3.x and 10.250.4.x, and due to the way the firewall and Local Director is all set, my 10.250.1.xs are on my primary external range. 10.250.2.x are on the secondary external. 10.250.3.x are on the Primary for Internal and 10.250.4.x is all a service net which is where each machine talks to each other within that little net. From this I have 4 different switches, which are used 1 per net. Making it so that In theory at least internal users will not comprimise external users in terms of network capacity. Basically it's all pointless, but it makes for very pretty diagrams.
Jon E
- Fri Sep 14 14:55:15 2001

What exacly is a subnet mask? What does it do? And why do we need them?
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 14:42:18 2001

Oh no, Gordon's run out of coal - said James
Ringo Starr
- Fri Sep 14 14:39:14 2001

John, Fuck off.
Jon
- Fri Sep 14 14:36:59 2001

Tim - Jon's been jolly helpful to point out another aspect of his lifestyle you can unfairly criticise - his over worrying about having offended people. Exhibit A lies just a few centimetres down the page (depending on your screen resolution, of course, mnph).
John
- Fri Sep 14 14:32:06 2001

Yes Jon, point taken.
John
- Fri Sep 14 14:30:12 2001

Does anyone think I've actually peeved Tim off with a harse comment. He seems to have disappeared.
Jon
- Fri Sep 14 14:29:57 2001

John, maybe you can shut up. (said Jon in a Challacombe style)
JON
- Fri Sep 14 14:28:58 2001

Rob - did the bombs thing really happen? When was that?
John
- Fri Sep 14 14:26:37 2001

Maybe we could start up an open source dissing Jon project, to which everyone could freely contribute.
John
- Fri Sep 14 14:25:13 2001

You've forgotten to say that I shag your mom.
Jon
- Fri Sep 14 13:49:01 2001

You only have to ask and they will be explained.
JON
- Fri Sep 14 13:48:11 2001

ps. JAE: My question was directed towards boffins,
Not cheese-grating, bread-board obsessed, crispy-pasta
munching nerds. This means you.
(hopefully that should stir things up nicely)
pps. JAE: Is there any other aspect of your lifestyle I've missed?
I'm hoping to achieve a generally well-rounded diss of you.
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 13:42:19 2001

JAE: I conclude you are pointless too.
(for the purposes of explaining subnet masks to me anyway)
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 13:38:57 2001

JAE: That was neither a walk-through, nor a discussion.
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 13:36:02 2001

JAE: That was neither a walk-through, nor a discussion.
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 13:35:55 2001

Subnet masks are not pointless. Bart Simpson is not pointless.
JAE
- Fri Sep 14 13:32:39 2001

Subnet masks are not pointless. Bart Simpson is not pointless.
JON E.
- Fri Sep 14 13:32:27 2001

I would just like to quote Bart Simpson
from my desk calender:
"I did not think this physically possible,
but this both sucks and blows."
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 13:25:58 2001

Tom Rowan (or other boffins):
Subnet masks are pointless. Discuss.
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 13:18:33 2001

I would gladly donate to a charity that help you out Rob.
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 13:17:03 2001

I just put 25 in aswell. Nice. However, when the two bombs when off up the road from me and I was showered with glass one night, where was my compensation?
Rob Lang
Thales Research, Reading - Fri Sep 14 12:44:15 2001

Good idea Tim - I just donated 25 dollars too. Although I noticed when filling in my address, in the list of countries, Afghanistan was not present. Hmmm.
John
- Fri Sep 14 12:24:58 2001

You can donate money to the Red Cross disaster relief fund via the Amazon web-site. I just donated 25 dollars. Come on guys, its beer money.
dsp
- Fri Sep 14 09:48:34 2001

Did that not work? Or is is Shiternet Exploder?
rowanboy
- Thu Sep 13 18:16:56 2001

On Saturday, it will be one year exactly since I quit my job and started my own business.. I will be drinking Champagne. We will probably go out in Reading... anyone about for a glass of bubbly?
rowanboy
- Thu Sep 13 18:13:12 2001

.......its far too tempting sitting in my fridge....
Simon
- Thu Sep 13 16:35:56 2001

Hello John - you're gonna have to drink that Champagne soon!
Simon
- Thu Sep 13 16:34:33 2001

You've clearly identified two separate cheeses there Tim.
John
- Thu Sep 13 10:43:16 2001

The Cow Song
Farmer Brown
- Wed Sep 12 16:14:58 2001

Without question, my favourite cheese is
Gorgonzola con Mascarponi because it is exceptionally
nice. And I'm sure that the British stuff is shite
compared to the real Italian stuff. (Just as with Pesto).
dsp
- Wed Sep 12 15:54:20 2001

Has anyone discovered any exciting cheeses recently? I've grown a bit of a liking for Yarg, although have to admit I'm never quite sure whether you're supposed to eat the nettley bit or not. Also I've found out goats cheese makes very good cheese sauce.
John
- Wed Sep 12 15:17:21 2001

damn.
rowanboy
- Wed Sep 12 10:41:05 2001

I was in London yesterday. Lewisham. Which is not far from some nice targets... Canary Wharf etc.
rowanboy
- Wed Sep 12 10:09:36 2001

I was in London yesterday. Lewisham. Which is not far from some nice targets... Canary Wharf etc.
rowanboy
- Wed Sep 12 10:09:31 2001

Hi John.
From me anyway, what you've been hearing
is my stunned silence.
dsp
- Wed Sep 12 09:56:56 2001

Don't worry John - I'm listening!
Mike
- Wed Sep 12 09:53:47 2001

Can't help but think I'm talking to myself...
John
- Wed Sep 12 09:50:37 2001

London seems to be more or less intact this morning still, touch wood. On a lighter note, I walked past Bill Odie at the weekend, just fifty yards or so from my flat. Also, I bought a 256 Mb card for my camera, which is senselessly larger than it needs to be.
John
- Wed Sep 12 09:28:20 2001

Following the terrorist attacks on the USA, it transpires that some buildings in London are now being evacuated. That must be worrying for anyone who works or lives in London. Like, errrr, me for example. Doh.
John
- Tue Sep 11 16:43:42 2001

Greetz
dsp
- Tue Sep 11 11:43:51 2001

Right, on the subject of films, I wish to register a complaint. I hired Traffic from the video shop on Sunday night, and was so senselessly bored by about half way through I stopped it and didn't bother watching the rest. It was utter pants, and anyone who suggests otherwise is quite immensely faggy.
John
- Tue Sep 11 10:06:09 2001

What a nice idea. Perhaps I could ask the Wurzels to do a cover! 'A Knights Tale' is actually really good and not at all as the adverts suggest. I almost pissed myself laughing. Bravo!
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Highmead Close, Reading - Mon Sep 10 23:37:33 2001

I think you ought to do it in Country & Western style, Rob.
John
- Mon Sep 10 09:47:05 2001

I have just finished tabbing '21 seconds' by the So Solid Crew and I intend to record a heavy metal version of it. Hurrah!
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Highmead Close, Reading - Sun Sep 9 23:55:48 2001

I have just finished tabbing '21 seconds' by the So Solid Crew and I intend to record a heavy metal version of it. Hurrah!
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Highmead Close, Reading - Sun Sep 9 23:54:42 2001

Well, I still eat fish if there isn't anything else appealing on the menu, but in general just real veggie stuff.
rowanboy
- Fri Sep 7 17:01:04 2001

Tim, did you manage to get it working...? Do you have a specific image you wanted to use it on, or was it just a general idea...?
John
- Fri Sep 7 12:13:21 2001

Wow John, that's great!
Clearly proof that you do exist!
dsp
- Fri Sep 7 09:42:01 2001

Really Tom? A proper vegetarian? What about fish etc?
John
- Fri Sep 7 09:39:53 2001

I spent 25 minutes saying 'pan left' and 'pan right' and 'zoom' before I realised it was manual! Nice John. And you are, of course right, that is 10 downing street.
Rob Lang <icar@icar.co.uk>
Highmead Close, Reading - Thu Sep 6 23:39:55 2001

Did I mention that I am a veggie?
rowanboy
- Thu Sep 6 23:15:40 2001

If someone could just get Harrison Ford to come along and say "gimme a hard copy right there". Right, I'm going to get dinner.
John
- Thu Sep 6 19:03:25 2001

...and as an interesting (?) aside, if you click on area 23 of that demo, you can allegedly see the back of No. 10 Downing Street.
John
- Thu Sep 6 18:58:57 2001

To use it, you've got to load in your really big image, then go to "Create Map..." in the Tools menu, put in settings as you require, including how the source image should be scaled to make the map image (maybe go for something like 25% of original size), then hit OK. The default settings should be reasonably sensible...
John
- Thu Sep 6 18:56:54 2001

Actually I changed the online demo a bit so please ignore the last link!
John
- Thu Sep 6 18:48:30 2001

Well Tim, I've had a bash at it - not sure if I've fully understood what you asked for though! You can download the updated version of Photo Studio directly, plus I also made an online demo
John
- Thu Sep 6 18:42:25 2001

Oooh, yeah, and the rectangle bits could be image maps
to the adjacent image, so you could walk across the image!
dsp
- Thu Sep 6 14:53:28 2001

Awww thanks Tim. Say, wouldn't it be nice to have an option to render the overlapping bordery bits in grayscale or something, you know like in map books...?
John
- Thu Sep 6 14:48:22 2001

John: regarding your earlier question,
I reckon you're right,
But I'd love the feature as part of
your friendly program that I am familiar
and delighted to use.
And you're 70% there already, HTML generation,
thumbnails, stiching thumbnails together to
make bigger pics, come on John!
Just thought it would be nice, that's all.
ps. Could it also specify the number of pixels overlap
on the lower levels?
dsp
- Thu Sep 6 14:20:54 2001

Tim - regarding your earlier suggestion about image maps - isn't there software already that does this..?
John
- Thu Sep 6 14:12:01 2001

But its clearly the lowest odd prime number that isn't one.
dsp
- Thu Sep 6 13:55:55 2001

It's neither 2, nor 4, but somewhere inbetween.
Blatantly John
- Thu Sep 6 13:52:39 2001

Oi! Mystery messager!
What's so unconventional about three-columns??
dsp
- Thu Sep 6 13:41:18 2001

Tim - very nice. 3 columns - unconventional. I like it. Say, what a great app that must be to allow you to do something slightly different to what the author originally intended.
Not John, honest
- Thu Sep 6 13:38:01 2001

Just want to say that I have recently used PhotoStudio to manipulate photo-graphs of my friend Angie's wedding. These a clearly visible at: this location.
senslessly bold
dsp
- Thu Sep 6 09:59:48 2001

I'd like to congrat John for maybe finding somewhere to live. Sorry I didn't reply to your phone message mate, I was busy with stuff!!! Of course, if you need a bit of a lift.... :)
Rob Lang <sooty@bullet-systems.com>
Highmead Close, Reading - Thu Sep 6 00:08:24 2001

I'm tanned up to the max, yes.
dsp
- Wed Sep 5 15:54:34 2001

Did you get Sun down ya and everyfink?
Jon E
- Wed Sep 5 15:48:22 2001

Hi Jon, love you too! (xxx)
dsp
- Wed Sep 5 15:42:43 2001

I would just like to mention the fact that Tim is here. Hi there, how are you? you missed a 9 out of 10 barbie. Also I've seen Kylie's new vid and love it. Tim, I fucking love you.
Jon
- Wed Sep 5 15:37:27 2001

John: how feasible is this??
Suppose you have a high resolution massive image (jpeg)
Some software that (new feature for PhotoStudio)
creates an html-image-mapped zoomed-out image that links to
small divisions of the original massive image.
Such a tool could be used to divide high-res ariel pictures into
browsable maps.
For absolutely huge images, it could work on several levels,
allowing you to zoom-in closer and closer.
Just a thought.
dsp
- Wed Sep 5 11:39:55 2001

Good morning!
I'm home after my trip to Tenerife!
And its a typical crappy September day.
Still, at least I'm not dead.
dsp
- Wed Sep 5 11:10:41 2001

I'm beginning to wonder if Tim isn't a secret Japanese spy?
rowanboy
- Tue Sep 4 10:57:40 2001

Tim, you're probably still on holiday, but anyway, nonetheless I saw these and thought of you (look at the label in the corner):

John
- Mon Sep 3 16:34:21 2001

Good.
Mike
- Mon Sep 3 13:32:24 2001

I am the Hobby Lion. You must all create a new hobby for today. However, it will not be as good as my new hobby. It is far superior. Firstly take a stapler, and then get a cup from a vending machine. Now drink your weak lemon drink. DRINK IT. Staple the cup to the end of a ruler. Place the Stapler under the ruler in the middle. Now you have a catapult to hurl your hot beverages at your work collegues. Or if they are friends you can hurl your weak lemon drink.
Simon Quinlag
- Mon Sep 3 10:23:23 2001

simon quinlag you are my hero, you don't know whta you mean to me, you are not only the king of all hobbies you are my king, LONG LIVE TONY ROBINSON AND HIS SMUG TIME TEAM FACE!
ian baldwin <icbald@essex.ac.uk>
shropshire, midlands - Sat Sep 1 22:29:46 2001

Got it working, the forum thing that is. Errr, good.
John
- Sat Sep 1 17:27:12 2001