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: Added Tue Nov 19 00:46:26 2002
: Added Mon May 13 23:26:22 2002
A bit obs: The upgrade (MNPH) to sounds odd, kind of. I think "obs" is short for obfuscatory, but could well be wrong.
[Origin: Simon]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:55:07 2000
All day I'm afraid: To be used when someone attempts to confirm whichday of the week it is. E.g. Is it Tuesday?
[Origin: Paul]
Added Mon Jul 2 18:50:00 2001
Are you becoming a tosser? Because I may have to dump you.: One of the most touching sentiments ever spoken by man or woman.
[Origin: Sarah (Tom's other half)]
Added Sat Jul 27 21:54:03 2002
Are you cava desu ka?: An example of the horrible confusion that can errupt from the intertwining of English, French and Japanese. (Frenganese?)
[Origin: John/Chie]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:29:37 2000
Awww, Fluffy Sheepie: What you absolutely must say every time you see a sheep. In whatever form. Without exception. So there.
[Origin: Um, probably lots of people, but Jeff Minter's the significant one.]
Added Mon Oct 28 02:08:31 2002
Basil: An "ambiguous" herbal product. Ahem.
[Origin: John]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:27:27 2000
Beer garden weather: The sort of weather in which anything other than drinking beer (in a garden type area) seems like a sin.
[Origin: Mr. Karl Burgess]
Added Sun Jul 28 00:21:29 2002
F*ck up a rope piss stick: Origins from Piss up a rope f*ckstick. Means something has gone wrong (such as a retort when someone insults your mother). Can be used in a sentance or on it's own.
[Origin: The Mad Druid]
Added Wed Feb 26 16:47:57 2003 by The Mad Druid
Fuck you Gaijin: Said usually whenever Raj is having difficulties with Japanese equipment. Especially when a regional lockout has just triggered.
Added Wed Nov 22 14:58:09 2000
Gaijin no Ojiisan: Japanese for "That old foreign man" (approximately). At the Gyosei festival two girls were cooking okonomiyaki and taking names for people who wanted them (because they take a while to make, so they let people put their names down to reserve them rather than waiting). Evidently somebody didn't give his name, because they had him written down on the list as "Gaijin no ojiisan". I hope he didn't know Japanese.
Added Wed Nov 22 14:59:36 2000
Harsh...But fair!: When something has gone real sour, but you totally deserve it.
[Origin: Neil]
Added Thu Nov 30 13:34:28 2000 by Craig
High Larious: Even more funny than hilarious. In fact, so funny that your face fell off one afternoon while thinking about it.
[Origin: Justin Gan]
Added Tue Jan 15 15:07:57 2002 by Rob Lang
Hinder: To get drunk. I.e. "Let's go out & get hindered", "we're out on a hinder" & "I got totally hindered last night". When a dedicated Saki drinking night, can be combined as "Let's go out & get sushindered".
[Origin: James the Crazy Canuck circa 1998]
Added Thu Apr 1 14:05:04 2004 by Sara
Homa Class: Pronounced Homer Class, this is the Iranian alternative of First Class air travel. When you walk up to the plane, they ask "Homa?" (DOH!) which amused me anyway.
[Origin: Iranian Air]
Added Wed Nov 22 12:17:06 2000 by rowanboy
I like Glamorgan-morgan, I like Glamorgan-morgan: Perhaps the best song ever, sung to the tune of "I Like to Move It" (possibly by the Mad Stuntman?) from some time in the 90s. Sang by a number of Welshmen, down the pub, doing some form of conga. Nice.
[Origin: The good people of Glamorgan]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:38:45 2000
If the company had a policy that we must download hard core porn, I'd be happy to comply: One of Karl's many classic quotes on company policy.
[Origin: Karl Burbage]
Added Wed Aug 8 10:18:14 2001
In fairness...: A bit of a Markism. To be used in conjunction with other Markisms. E.g. In fairness, that was never going to be nice.
[Origin: Mark Gasson]
Added Sun Nov 5 17:22:36 2000
Infecto-Groovalistic: When something is really cool, it is normally Infecto-Groovalistic. Can be made to mean anything.
[Origin: Justin Gan nicked it from Infectious Grooves]
Added Thu Mar 7 10:02:57 2002 by Rob
Jabbatastic: Born sometime in late 2000, after a rather filling meal. Simple means being totally bloated after eating too much food, and having really enjoyed the food. Especially useful for xmas. e.g. "That was JabbaTastic", or the simpler, just "Jabbatastic"
[Origin: Chris]
Added Wed Jan 3 09:55:53 2001 by Chris
Jimmy: A verbal wildcard, to be used in place of just about any thing or person.
[Origin: Duncan]
Added Wed Jan 3 15:26:10 2001
Kiss My Arse: What you get, quite surprisingly, when Japanese politeness and patience of irritating gaijins runs out.
[Origin: The Americans, but the Japanese say it so much better...]
Added Wed Jan 3 15:28:36 2001
Let's Just Be Friends: I want you to feel jealousy, hatred and anger until it seeps from your very pores and then thank me for it while I laugh at you.
[Origin: That secret school that all women go to]
Added Mon Feb 12 16:49:50 2001
Look, pissface, listen and stop being a wanker.: Perhaps one of the greatest cusses ever. For full effect, take a long pause between "Look" and "Pissface". Only to be used when the person you're talking to clearly isn't listening.
[Origin: Rob]
Added Tue Oct 22 11:56:54 2002
Luinner: You know that you can have "Brunch", which is a combination of Breakfast and Lunch (and is usually an excuse to scarf down a huge number of fried cheap breakfast items in the Cedar Room)? Well, "Luinner" (or perhaps Dunch) is a combination of Lunch and Dinner, and is an excuse to eat far too much in a single sitting. Just to finish the loop, you can also have "Drekfast", which is a combination of Dinner with the next day's Breakfast, usually eaten late at night in Mojo's.
Added Wed Nov 22 15:03:45 2000
Man Alive!: Said in exclamation when attractive women walk past.
[Origin: Sam Fraser]
Added Sat Jul 13 14:10:06 2002 by Rob Lang
Marching, Marching, Marching, all we do is marching.: Said in a german accent. This is to be said when uoi feel that you have spent a lot of time repeating the same bloody stuff over and over and everything is very much monotonous. (Can be heard in Return to Castle Wolfenstein if you creep up behind some of the soldiers.)
[Origin: Justin Gan copies R2CW]
Added Fri Mar 8 08:51:49 2002 by Rob
Mmmmnnnnnppppphhhhh: A particularly elongated mnph.
[Origin: Unknown]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:57:13 2000
See Also: | Mnph |
Mnph: An exclamation of a rather tragic sort of satisfactionfollowing some nerdy remark.
[Origin: Unknown]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:56:20 2000
Moon Trogg: A Moon Trogg is an exceptionally ugly person. Normally used about women, but works equally well for men. A Moon Trogg is so inexplicably ugly, that there is no word strong enough to describe them.
[Origin: Justin Gan]
Added Tue Nov 28 15:07:23 2000 by Rob Lang
See Also: | Moon Trogg Express |
Moon Trogg Express: A step above Moon Trogg. If someone has 'Stepped off the Moon Trogg Express from Planet Moon Trogg', then they are diabolically ugly and deserve to be fired / teleported into the surface of a far off sun, far enough not to worry about the sun's nova effects of having someone so ugly fired / teleported into it.
[Origin: Rob Lang]
Added Tue Nov 28 15:09:46 2000 by Rob Lang
See Also: | moontrogg |
Nadgers: Testicles. Normally used when something has gone wrong.
[Origin: Justin Gan]
Added Mon Aug 20 17:08:14 2001
Nazi Hunter: When you've spent too much time playing 'Return to Castle Wolfenstein', you turn into one of these.
[Origin: Justin Gan]
Added Wed Jan 23 10:35:45 2002 by Rob Lang
Nice: One of the greatest crimes (committed largely by women) of the 20th century was turning the word "nice" into an insult. For example, Do you like Brian? Well, he's nice. But...
The average woman pathologically takes for granted any degree of niceness, instead craving a man who will be persistently act like an utter bastard, neglect her, be rude to her, cheat on her, lie to her, and cause her endless upset so they can eventually feel a false sense of self-achievement on the rare occasions that, probably by accident, he is nice to her.
[Origin: Also the secret school, no, sorry, fucking coven, that all women go to.]
Added Thu Feb 15 12:23:11 2001
Paint number on them and race them.: A reason for buying more than one of anything. From tins of spam to Porches.
[Origin: Peter Ganderton]
Added Wed Oct 9 10:18:16 2002 by Rob
Screwed by the letter J: When you are screwed up by not only the Japanese but also the Java programming language and anything else beginning with J. You are said to be being screwed by the letter J.
[Origin: Rob Lang]
Added Tue Jan 15 15:10:30 2002
Shit her the fuck right up: To scare [her/him] a lot.
[Origin: The Mad Druid]
Added Fri May 30 16:56:58 2003 by The Mad Druid
So, errr, what are we supposed to do now?: Sometimes experienced upon arrival at a party. You findsomewhere to leave your things, say hello to everyone,get a drink then its a bit like, errrr, yea, so, errr, what are we actually supposed to do?
[Origin: Dunno]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:35:24 2000
Sogoi: Japanese for great.
[Origin: Dunno, some Japanese person probably]
Added Sun Nov 5 17:17:03 2000
Test: Added Mon Oct 6 19:51:53 2003
That was never going to be nice...: As said by Mark a lot about things which are, in fairness, not particularly good and never going to be.
[Origin: Mark Gasson]
Added Sun Nov 5 17:23:34 2000
There was no mention of that on the invite: Said when something unexpected happens at a party.
[Origin: John]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:52:03 2000
There's a line, and that line is buggery: A comment on the unwritten law of the Stanhope Road parties.
[Origin: John]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:31:01 2000
There's a whole world of...: Said to emphasise when something is or is not going to happen. Such as "There's a whole world of that not being pleasant."
[Origin: Mark Gasson]
Added Mon Aug 20 17:05:29 2001
To be fair: An alternative to in fairness.
[Origin: Mark]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:47:37 2000
See Also: | In fairness... |
Undiga Undiga: Raj's equivalent of "Tikitoki".
[Origin: Raj Sobratee]
Added Wed Nov 22 14:57:23 2000
Well there I was *********!: Said when a conversation is flagging, insert a typically ridiculous situation in the ********. Favourites include "Wrestling a crocadile in the Thames" and "Playing Blues with Jonny Lee Hooker on the Moon".
[Origin: Lang Boy]
Added Thu Jul 5 11:33:11 2001
With Four Asses: When you come to the end of a sentence and realise that what you have said is actually quite boring, then just add 'With Four Asses' onto the end of it. Best used with a noun. For example, the boring statement: "There I was, standing in the park and I realised that there were'nt any benches" becomes: "There I was, standing in the park and I realised that there were'nt any benches with four asses". Much better. Originally stolen from South Park but repeated endlessly by the ginger twiglet.
[Origin: Lang]
Added Thu Apr 25 15:57:36 2002
You seemed unphased by that...: Said by Tim, to John, following a number of drunken "I love you Man" statements.
[Origin: Tim]
Added Sun Nov 12 10:50:37 2000
You're fat and I'm gunna throw you in the river!: A special phrase used when extremely narked about something. Often said with a tinge of agression and best served on a white platter with some interesting cheeses. Often said humourously to those who are clearly emaciated.
[Origin: Love, Honour and Obey]
Added Thu Nov 23 10:13:18 2000 by Rob