x1=0&x2=4&x3=1 Slang 2005 9 19

A

1. Ace. The Best.
2. Airy - Fairy. Not well defined.
3. Agreba Zebra. Linear Algebra.
4. All over the shop. 1. Disorganised. 2. Spread out.
5. Ankle Biters. Babies.
6. Ape Shit. Go mad or have a fit.
7. ...arama. Added to the end of a word to indicate that a lot of theat thing occurs. e.g. Sex-arama is a lot of sex.
8. Armpit of... The worst area of a place or locale. Such as "The armpit of London"
9. Arrrrr. Said to fill a silence.
10. Arseholed. Drunk.
11. Axe. Guitar.

B

12. Bad. Excellent.
13. Bandit. Someone who is accused of doing something nonsensical.
14. Banter. Friendly cussing or winding up. Also included 'in' jokes.
15. Barf. Vomit.
16. Barmy. Mad.
17. Barnet. Hair (from Barnet Fair - hair).
18. Beeb. BBC.
19. Berk. Fool.
20. Bezzing it. A northern phrase for driving very fast.
21. Bible Bashers. Christians.
22. Billy No Mates. Unpopular person without any friends.
23. Bint. Woman.
24. Bird. Woman.
25. Blandwidth. The name given to boring websites.
26. Blasted. Drunk.
27. Bloke. Man.
28. Bob's You Uncle. There you are!
29. BOBFOC Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch. Ugly women with an appealing body.
30. Bog. Toilet.
31. Bog Standard. Normal or absolutely standard.
32. Bollocks. 1. Something which is wrong. 2. Testicles.
33. Bonce. Head.
34. Bonnet. Can mean anything you like.
35. Boozer. Public House.
36. Bosh! Bang! Crash! Normally used while describing fights.
37. Bouncer. Doorman at a nightclub.
38. Brass Monkies. Cold Weather.
39. Brat. Irritating child.
40. Bury your foot. To suddenly accelerate very fast.
41. Butty. Anything between two bits of buttered bread is a Butty. Common uses are 'Bacon Butties'.
42. Buzz off. Go away.

C

43. Cake. Code for 'bomb'. When playing online games, "I have the cake" can be used to mean that they have the bomb. Particularly useful for Counterstrike.
44. Cannon Fodder. Unintelligent person or British Army Soldier.
45. Chav. A person of diminished social status, limited education and vocabulary and no desire to drag themselves from it. Also known as "Townie" or "Scallies".
46. China. Friend. Normally used as part of the phrase "Hello me old China". Comes from cockney ryhming slang: China Plate -> Mate.
47. Chippy. 1. Carpenter. 2. A place to buy chips (fat fries).
48. Chrimbo. Posh for Christmas. Best used while driving a convertable Porche and shouting down a mobile phone to 'mater' or 'pater'.
49. Chuffy. Old friend.
50. Claret. Blood.
51. Coffin Dodger. Old person.
52. Coppa. Policeman.
53. Crash and Burn. Used when an attempt to attract the opposite sex with word or deed fails miserably (the crash) resulting in some sort embarrassment (the burn).
54. Crusty. Someone who used to listen to Seattle Grunge between 1987 and 1995. Normally adorned with long hair with a lumberjack shirt and open army boots.
55. Cushdi. Everything is fine.
56. Cushdi-pukka-sorted. A Psycho derivative of 'cushdi'.

D

57. Dappy. A woman who is dizzy, scatterbrained and simple minded.
58. Dimond Geezer. A very good Male Friend.
59. Diss. To say something that is disrespectful.
60. Doh!. A Homer Simpson phrase to be said when something has gone wrong.
61. Doohicky. A nameless gadget.
62. Dosser. Someone who manages to live without doing anything at all.

E

63. Egg Head. Someone who knows a lot about someone.
64. Elephantoplasti. Used to describe a woman so unfortunately ugly that one might think she has had plastic surgery to make her look like an elephant. E.g. "Check out her elephantoplasti".
65. Evil. That is so good it is bad.
66. ...esque. Added to the end of any word to make a noun into an adjective. e.g. Blue is Byrnie-esque. Often used by people who have no idea about what they speak of.

F

67. Fanny Magnet. A very attarctive young man.
68. Fascist. Said to show dislike of a particular system.
69. Fish Bait. Sailor.
70. Fletching. Flirty Letching.
71. Flyin' edbutt outa nowhere. A good punch or kick.
72. Foil Lid Very ugly girl.
73. Folding. Cash (money in pocket).
74. Forcible Use of Cardinal Knowledge Short for Fuck.
75. Fork. Yokel for fuck.
76. Foxtrot Oscar Fuck Off.
77. FUBAR. Fouled up beyond all recognition.
78. Fugly. Fucking ugly.
79. Fuzz. Police.
80. Fuzzy Wuzzies. The enemy.

G

81. Gash. Something which is cool and not entirely allowed or legal.
82. Gazzel. An attractive woman.
83. Gear. 1. Drugs. 2. Clothes.
84. Get off with ..... To kiss a member of the opposite sex.
85. Geezer. Man.
86. Gimp. Slave.
87. Gimboid. Fool.
88. Git. Nasty person.
89. God Box. Church.
90. Gone Off On One. When a person is rambling, they are said to be 'off on one'.
91. Goolies. Testicles. Where men often get kicked.
92. Grand. 1000 pounds.
93. Great Steaming... Add before any cuss to add northerness to it. i.e. "You Great Steaming Wazzok"
94. Greebo. Someone who listened to 'indie' music between 1987 and 1995. Bands such as 'Carter USM', 'Pop Will Eat Itself', 'Ned's Atomic Dustbin'. Normally dressed with tight black jeans and a band t-shirt.
95. Grifter. Someone who seems to know everybody.
96. Grunge. A type of music which is raucuss and often played on guitars.
97. Gucci. When something is particularly expensive or high quality, it is said to be Gucci.
98. Guvna. Govenor or boss.

H

99. Having a Giraffe. Having a laugh. Could also take the place of "You're, joking, right?"
100. High larious. Very funny indeed.
101. High Jinx. When the law is broken in a fun, foolish or unintentional way, it's often described as 'High Jinx'.
102. High spirits. When Officers in the armed forces do criminal damage under the influence of alcohol, it is normally called this.
103. Hoof it. To move very quickly (normally running).
104. Horizontal Social Worker. Prostitute.

I

105. Inbalance of Power. Said when someone has been wronged in some way.
106. Init. Isn't it?
107. It's a bit local. The weather is cold or unsettled.

J

108. Jeepers. Golly.
109. Jesus Creepers. Sandals
110. Jiggery Pokery. Clever or technical methods or procedures. "I fixed it with some clever jiggery-pokery".
111. Jolly. 1. Dr. John Bowen. 2. A free trip for fun.
112. Jolly Japes. When Armed Forces Officers cause merry hell and do criminal damage, this is what it is called.

K

113. Knightmare. A frightening experience (while awake) which may have lead to your timely and quite often painful demise.
114. Knuckle Dragger. Someone who could be mistaken for a caveman by deed or description.

L

115. Laced. So drunk that walking, talking and breathing requires a lot of effort.
116. Last Shower of Rain. Where idiots come up from.
117. Leggit. To run away very quickly.
118. Limey. British Person.
119. Limpet. A particularly affectionate friend who can not stop holding on to their partner.
120. Lox Bread. Indestructable.

M

121. Manky. Something that is not quit sanitory.
122. Marv! Marvellous!
123. Meat Market. A disco or club where there are many scantily dressed loose women.
124. Mickey Mouse. A bit .... : Easy.
125. Minger. Ugly person, normally used to refer to women.
126. Minging. Ugly.
127. Minglish. A word used for English women when you're sick and tired of them and you'd prefer someone a bit more international.
128. Mingvage. The term uses when a really ugly woman is displaying copious cleavage so as to detract away from the disaster area that is her face.
129. Minx. A word to describe a woman who uses her sexuality to manipulate men.
130. Moast Quality Short for Munter On A Stick Quality.
131. Mockney Someone who think's they're from London but probably lives miles outside.
132. Mong. Retarded person.
133. Monkey. When referring to money, it is 500 pounds.
134. Moon Trogg. A very ugly woman.
135. Moose. A very ugly woman.
136. Moosh. Mouth.
137. Mosh Pit. The area of a gig where people jump up and down with no aparent regard for safety or the well being of other people.
138. Mug. Fool.
139. Mullet. A haircut which is short on the top but the back of the hair is grown long.
140. Muppet. Fool.
141. Munter. 1. Ugly Person. 2. Groinal area.

N

142. Naff. Not very good.
143. Narked. Annoyed.
144. Nadgers. Testicles.
145. Nicked. Either stolen or to be arrested.
146. Nifty. 50 pounds.
147. Nike Air Jerusalems. Modern sandals made from anything but brown leather. Mockery of 'Nike Air Jordans'.
148. Nincompoop. Fool.
149. Nobbler. Fool.
150. Nonce. Fool.
151. Nosh. Pleasant tasting sustinance.
152. Now you stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. Said when instructions are garbled or confused.
153. Nu Metal. Phrase used by people who have just discovered metal for heavy metal that has been around for years.
154. Nutter. Crazy person.
155. Numpty. Fool.

O

156. Off his chump. Obscure colloquialism to mean that sanity is not up to scratch.
157. Off your trolly. Mad.
158. Old Banger. 1. An old car. 2. A troublesome woman.
159. Old Codger. Old man.
160. On your bike. Go away.
161. ... On a stick. Said to emphasise a particular point.

P

162. P. Naas. Fool.
163. Pants. Rubbish.
164. Pearl. Cold. Comes from Pearl Harbour: "There's a nasty nip in the air".
165. Penny Drops. What happens when one understands something for the first time.
166. Pillock. Fool.
167. Pit. The standing area of a concert.
168. Plonker. Fool.
169. Ponce. Ignorant, Arrogant person.
170. Pongo. British Soldier.
171. Pony. 1. Rubbish. 2. 25 pounds.
172. Postie. Post Graduate student.
173. Pukka. That is pretty good.
174. Punters. Customers.

Q

175. Quids in. Said when a winfall has occured.
176. Quiffy. Someone with lots of hair at the front of their head.

R

177. Rank. Bad smell or tast.
178. Rapier. A word to describe someone who has a sharp or cutting sense of humour.
179. Rat Arsed. Drunk.
180. Rozzers. The Police.
181. Run Forest! Said when someone has a particularly funny running style.

S

182. Scam. A dodgy deal or con trick.
183. Scuppered. Ruined or destroyed.
184. Shag. Sexual Intercourse.
185. Shat. Excrement.
186. Shocker. Not very surprising.
187. Shoeing. To beat someing up.
188. Skank. To steal.
189. Skapunk. The worst type of music ever.
190. Skint. Poor.
191. Skit. A parody.
192. Slag. 1. Someone who sleeps around. 2. Alternative to 'mate': "Alright, slag".
193. Slap Head. Someone with a large forehead or is going bald.
194. Slap Up Meal. A really nice dinner.
195. Slapper. A woman with loose morales - especially on the matter of sex.
196. Sleeping with the fishes. 1. Girlfriend of 'Fish'. 2. Dead. 3. Both.
197. Sly. That is not very good at all.
198. Smeg. Oh dear.
199. Smokin'. So good it is on fire.
200. Snob. A very posh person whether fake or genuine. Hate / Ridicule / Batter at will.
201. Snop. Ugly woman. Acronym for "She's No Oil Painting".
202. Snot. The green goo which falls from one's nose.
203. Sooty. A person whose speciality is engines.
204. Sorted. Everything is fine or completed.
205. Spacker. Someone who is completely clueless.
206. Spam Javelin. A person who has a dick growing out of thier forehead.
207. Sparky. Electrician.
208. Special. Said when someone who acts eccentricly. They are said to have special needs or simply special.
209. Spod. To engage in meaningless activities when there is or is not work to do.
210. Squiffy. A little bit drunk.
211. Stack. To end: "We're stacking for today"
212. Stalls. The down stairs area of a venue.
213. Stunner. An attractive member of the opposite sex.
214. Sunday. They day used as a vague deadline when you have no idea when something is going to be ready. Never given with a date.
215. Swot. Someone who studies more than is fashionable.

T

216. Tad. A little bit, normally used with Sarcasm.
217. Tadger. Penis.
218. Tanked Up. Drunk.
219. Tart. Someone who dresses to show off thier body but has no intention of pulling.
220. Tell Tale Signs. Blatently obvious occurances which make the situation of something obvious.
221. The Moon Trogg Express. How ugly women arrive at your location.
222. The Filth. The Police.
223. They're coming out of the gad-damned walls! Said when you are surrounded by a lot of something, like attractive women in a nightclub.
224. Thing-a-me-bob. Said when you can't remember the name of something.
225. Thing-a-me-jig. Also said when you can't remember the name of something.
226. Tinker. Someone who goes out with partners much younger than themselves.
227. Todger. Penis.
228. Toilet. Rubbish.
229. Tonne. One Hundred, normally refers to money.
230. Top Bannana. Even better than Top.
231. Tonto. Mad.
232. Toto. Mad.
233. Totty. Desirable women.
234. Towny. Despised, tracksuit wearing, underclass of the educationally and socially deprived. Prevalent in Britain's small towns.
235. Tricky Dicky. Dr. Richard Mitchell.
236. Twonk. Fool.
237. Twunt. A nasty, irritating person.

U

238. Uni. University.

V

239. Vertical River. Heavy rain.
240. Vibrobollocks. Complete rubbish. Said when someone is talking such rubbish that it vibrates with rubbishness.
241. Vixen. Attractive Woman.

W

242. Wally. Idiot.
243. Wankered. Drunk.
244. Wassyerproblem? Said by Essex people to denote they have some sort of a problem with you.
245. Wazzok. Idiot.
246. Well Dodge. A very disreputable place.
247. Welly. 1. Wellington boot, a waterproof rubber boot favoured by farmers. 2. Force. "To give it some welly" means to give it some force. Often said when throwing something.
248. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge. Said to anyone for any sexual connotation.
249. Wonga. Money.
250. Wrong in the head. Said about someone who has sick or depraved ideas about the world.
251. Wurzel. Someone who comes from or lives in the country.

X

Y

252. Yank. 1. American Person. 2. To pull something really hard.
253. Yoink! Said when something is stolen or taken. Prevalent in LAN gaming.
254. Yonks. A long time.
255. You are having a giraffe. Said in surprise to something, much like "You're joking".
256. You can't argue... It is so good that an arguement is pointless.

Z

257. Ze Germans? Used as a retort to anyone stereotyping a race.
258. Zulus Anyone who is not from England (allegedly, I tried to get the meaning of this from the chap that was using it, but he was a little drunk).

(Serving Slang English Since 1996)