12:44:00. Darren does John the great service of removing a rather irritating label from his T-shirt, at Waterloo station.

12:44:56. Darren with aforementioned label.

13:08:08. Outside Chiquito's on Leicester Square waiting for Darren's mate Keith.

15:01:02. Towards the end of a jolly nice meal - from left to right - Darren, Pops, John (me), Simon and Susanna.

15:01:55. Additional bloke in the middle here is 'our Keith.

15:46:26. In the rough vicinity of Trafalgar Square...

15:48:14. Look, there's horses and everything.

15:58:57. Simon and Darren wait outside a toilet. Nice.

16:04:16. Please do not feed the pelicans. OK?

16:04:44. Simon and Susanna gayly enjoying St. James's Park.

16:05:11. Consider the Smew.

16:12:11. In that bit just off Trafalgar Square, whatever its called. Hmmm a bit of a lighting issue though.

16:12:53. The official inspection or something.

16:13:12. Thats a bit better lit. Nice.

16:13:32. Nice trousers sir. Why thank you sir!

16:14:28. Simon looking very grave indeed.

16:15:14. Simon indicates poo.

16:17:41. They're all off down the pub now...

16:42:50. ...and so were we!

18:14:49. Pops performs the much loved "oh look, a vegetarian lasagne" shot.

18:17:34. This is almost certainly a teapot.

18:41:26. This could be the menu.

18:48:26. Simon. Again.